Academy-2
Currently, a nameless teacher was teaching the kids about what being a ninja meant. Protecting your village from enemies and whatever bullshit he could spout. We were just kids right now, so everything which was said was like a story from children's book.
I raised my hand to ask a question.
"Yes Sakura-chan?"
"Aren't adults just dumb? Have one Daimyo's daughter marry another Daimyo's son. Then do the same with Hokage's children. In 20 marriages, world peace is done!"
Nameless teacher looked like I have said something that will be end of the world. Gaining his composure, he said the famous line of the teachers.
"I will tell you tomorrow."
And he started blabbing something incomprehensible again about something like Fire of Will or whatever. We were told about how great Hashirama was, how bad Madara was, yadda yadda.
Finally, we were the practical class came. First was kunai and shuriken throwing.
"Piece of cake."
I have worked really hard to perfect my aim. I can even aim wherever I wanted with my eyes closed. When my turn came, I closed my eyes and got into the position.
Clear your mind, feel the air, sense your surroundings. I threw first, then second, third, fourth and fifth kunais in succession followed by five shurikens.
*THUNK!* x10
I opened my eyes expecting to receive the jaw dropping praise of everyone. But I had done a slight miscalculation on my part.
"""Hahahahah!"""
"SAKURA!"
Nameless teacher was pinned to the wooden wall with the kunais in a perfect posture. How did I not notice him? Was it because he was a nameless NPC with Chakra lower than 6 year old me? Atleast I restrained him with perfection. My aim is truly beyond awesome!
"Aren't I like, super duper awesome?"
"GO STAND WITH BUCKET FULL OF WATER TILL EVERYONE IS DONE!"
"Umm, shouldn't you praise your students for being so awesome?"
He focused at me with his intense glare. This guy, he is on an another level than mum. He has faced children throughout his whole life. Respect+ for dealing with such weird creatures.
But he did something horrible to me! He handed me a bucket full of water and made me watch all those snotty brats throwing kunais! Urrgh my eyes! Respect- Respect- Respect-!
How many of you people like the person named Naruto? I immediately liked that kid as he did the same thing as I did! Muahaha! This is revenge Nameless Sensei! Now remain pinned on the wall!
"GO STAND WITH BUCKET!"
''"Hahahaha!"''
Now he stood besides me with bucket full of water.
"Yo."
"Hi! My name is Uzumaki Naruto who is going to become the future Hokage! Dattebayo!"
I winced at his loud noise. He is on a whole another level than those snotty brats who I beat up regularly. Woah! I am not a bully! Didn't Killer Bee tell you that fighting is the best teacher? I even got the nickname 'Pink Gorilla' through it!
"Sakura."
I gave him my name.
"You are so beautiful! Dattebayo! Dattebayo! Dattebayo!"
"Hmph! You don't need to tell me that. I already know that I am the most beautiful and cute girl in the world."
"DON'T TALK! TAIJUTSU CLASS IS STARTING!"
"Hey brat, looks like I have to show my awesomeness to everyone."
"NARUTO UZUMAKI vs SASUKE UCHIHA"
"I am gonna win this Dattebayo!"
And Naruto got one-shotted.
"SAKURA HARUNO vs MOB1"
"I will free everyone from your terror Pink Gorilla!"
"I hate that name! At least give me some cool nickname like Pink Demon or Pink Devil! I am going to beat you extra hard for this!"
"HAJIME!"
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"ORA ORA ORA!!!"
With a battle cry, I ran with a great speed. She got scared and tried to defend herself but I didn't hit her directly. I went behind her, grabbed her waist, changed our direction, and "GERMAN SUPLEX!"
I purposefully didn't throw her out of the circle. I grabbed her arm and lifted her on my shoulders.
"I AM THE PINK DEMON-SAMA!"
I announced my nickname to the whole world and "ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT!"
I AA'ed her out of the circle. I didn't forget to taunt everyone with 'You can't see me' move.
Then my next match came.
"SAKURA HARUNO vs MOB2 HAJIME!"
One punch knockout.
"SAKURA HARUNO vs HINATA HYUGA!"
"I like white eyed kids. I will eat you Muahaha!"
"Eek!"
She really got scared. One punch knockout.
"SAKURA HARUNO vs INO YAMANAKA!"
"Look Sakura, we can talk about this! Your punches really hurt!"
One punch knockout. Showing mercy at your opponents just because they are your friends will limit their growth.
"Winner of the girls, SAKURA!"
"HELL YEAH!"
"Now winner of boys Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno can compete."
"I won't lose to a loser."
"Hey you! Sasuke Uchiha or whatever. I won't loose to a snotty brat like you!"
This provoked him and he came into the circle. The whole audience was in complete silence. They were going to witness the breath taking battle of 6 year olds. On one side, there was genius of Uchiha clan, and on the other side, was the self-proclaimed Pink Demon who has been terrorizing neighbourhood children from the last three years and beats them up in the name of Ninja Sparring.
"3 2 1 Hajime!"
"Hey! Is that your brother!? He looks so cool!"
He turned around and I punched him out of the circle. Heh! Uchihas are so easy to fool!
"WINNER IS SAKURA HARUNO!"
"NO! THAT WAS CHEATING!"
"It's your fault that you got fooled so easily. You are the dumbest brat I have ever seen. Heh!"
"I WANT A REMATCH!"
"When enemy will kill you like that, then ask him for rematch. I won, and that's that!"
I won't let my coolness slip on the first day. Even I know that I won't be able to beat him. I have only been working on my chakra control, crack cultivation, and increasing my strength. The only fighting experience that I have is fighting the neighbourhood kids, Shika, Chouji and Ino.
Gai Sensei, I am coming to become your youthful disciple!
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After school, Sasuke's home
"You got fooled so easily!? Learn something from your brother."
Fugaku couldn't believe that his kid got fooled so easily and lost so embarrasingly.
Meanwhile, Sasuke's 'People who he hates' list just got created and Sakura was added.
'I will get my revenge!'