Tobi!

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Chapter 31: Tobi!

Jutsu of the day:

<Shenanigans no Jutsu>

Courtesy of Yours tr- ummm, Tobi

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Outside of Degarashi Port, the Land of Tea

[General]

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"Obito, something is wrong with the target." Said a humanoid figure who was half black and half white. His white side seemed messed up.

The humanoid was wearing the same robe as Kakuzu and Mori, showing that he was from the same organization.

He proceeded to look at the previously identified Madara, who seemed deep in thought.

Madara, now referred to as Obito, nodded after a while of pondering.

"Yes, I noticed from the corpse and your testimony. There is something sinister about the target. Zetsu, how should we go about this plan?"

Zetsu paused for a moment before replying, "From the information I got from one of my spores. The boy simply stared at Mori before apologizing about something. Mori had a horrified face the whole time and simply died, standing."

[A/N: Zetsu's main job was spying, and he was fricking good at it. No one ever found out his involvement in the whole narutoverse, yet he fucked up huge events. Mitsu doesn't have any way to sense Zetsu, unless he calls out the Appraise area and gets information that he is there. Hence, he never noticed any zetsu spore tracking Mori. As it wasn't on his body but following him under the surface like any other White Zetsu douche's.]

This statement made Obito shiver a bit.

He asked in a deep voice, "Is this some kind of Jutsu? A Kinjutsu maybe? How is this even possible?"

Zetsu shook his head. He was an ancient being, and yet he had no idea how this happened. He couldn't sense any chakra disturbance other than Mori's own chakra flaring.

He only perceived the boy standing and speaking nonsense as Mori died a gruesome death.

Then looking serious he said, "That wasn't the worse part. As my other spore that was tracking Kakuzu, said the boy was also at that place while the thing that killed Mori disappeared with a poof."

Obito looked horrified, "A Clone? HOW?"

Zetsu could only shake his head. He was a cunning and cautious individual. He already started planning.

'If things go out of control, I will try to control the prince and use him for the project. He seems more reliable.' Zetsu thought quietly.

He then looked at Obito again and said, "Obito, I don't think it's safe for you or me to just attack him. It's better if we use 'him'. Call 'him' out."

[A/N: DW, I know the line is confusing but the next line explains.]

"You want Guruguru to take over? Is that a wise choice?" Obito asked concerned.

"Guruguru can't be killed that easily. He is completely integrated with Hashirama DNA. There isn't much anyone can exploit from him."

Obito still seemed concerned, but he opened his cloak and extended his hands. Suddenly white matter started coming out of his frame and started swirling till it created a humanoid form.

[A/N: Please Check the A/Nx1 at the end of the chapter! This is Canon, and only a bit filling in the gaps.]

"HOWDYYY! Ah Obito-chan, why haven't you let me breathe for so loooong! Kiyaaaa! I was stumpeddd. Oh, OH! Zetsu?? Ya Hooo~ Don't you think you are looking a bit too black over there? Hah, is that rabies? What was rabies again? I - " The white humanoid figure with a swirl for a face started speaking nonsense as he was brought out.

"" Shut up Tobi!"" Both Obito and Zetsu shouted, shutting the poor white man up.

"Awww! Okayyy I will shut uppp now. Tobi is a good boy after all. Hehehe. Say, Obito, why is your face looking like poo-" The white man wanted to spout more nonsense but was ignored completely as Black Zetsu continued,

"Tobi, take Obito's form and follow the plan. You already know what to do right?"

"Yesss! Tobi knows, We are stealing panties from a kid right? Oh, you are sooo naughty Zetsu. This year you won't get a present from sant-" Tobi kept going.

Obito looked at Zetsu and asked, "You sure this is a good idea? If someone like Mori couldn't get the kid, then would he be able to?"

Zetsu faced Obito and said calmly, "Our target isn't the boy, but the rings. Which are now in a sealing scroll, kept inside the boy's bag. We don't need to take the offensive. We simply need to steal the bag. It's a simple job.

And as you already know. Tobi can pass through the surface like I can. So there should be no issues. He will be able to complete the job within moments.

But I am still going to be cautious and stay behind for backup."

Obito nodded as he heard the Zetsu. He proceeded to sit down, as he thought on the matter of the young prince,

'What could possibly be his ability?'

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Dagarashi Port, Wasabi Family's hall~

[Itachi]

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After Mitsu-Sama showed his generosity at the fishing village, the elder signed a trading contract with him. That expended Mitsu-Sama's business ventures even more.

It's quite astonishing to see, how fast everything was growing.

And soon after we arrived at the Dagarashi Port, the head of the Wasabi Family came to greet Mitsu-Sama. Apparently his family was currently in control of half of the port, and he was informed by Mitsu-Sama beforehand of his arrival.

It seems the Wasabi family was very much interested to partner with Mitsu-Sama.

They controlled the port, so it was very logical for Mitsu-Sama to have a shipping partner if he wanted to extend his business further.

After the greetings concluded.

We were then brought here to the Wasabi Family residence, where we will be staying a few days before the deal is set.

I thought things will go smoothly, but that evening I was summoned by Mitsu-Sama.

As I walked inside his room, I saw him writing something on a parchment.

I didn't want to bother him, so I simply knocked once and stood by the open door.

He wrote for a while more, then turned to me.

His face looked serious, "Ichi, I feel that something doesn't add up."

I asked quizzically, "is it the organization or the Lightning Daimyo?"

He took a pondering look, then replied, "Oh, neither actually. I feel like something is wrong with this family. I told you to do some research on this port before, yeah? What did you find?"

I replied the best I could, "This port is controlled by two Noble Families. One is the Wasabi Family, where we are currently staying at. And the other should be the Wagarashi Family.

These two families have been rivals and competitors for a long time.

And might even have some bad blood between them. I have heard that, the servants of the two families, often clash. And they have a racing competition set here every four years."

Hearing me say so, Mitsu-Sama seemed to understand something. He said in a happy voice, "Hehehe, looks like there will be some sheep coming to us on their own. NIceuuu!~"

I didn't understand why he said that. But then I pondered, 'This could be true, as the Wagarashi family doesn't like the Wasabi Family, they could try to use some plot to harm Mitsu-Sama and blame it on the Wasabi.

Plotting against a prince will get them stripped of their title and the Wasabi family will have no more control over the port.

Then all the rights will go to the other side.

Sounds like a good plan. As I also heard the Magistrate of this division, is a highly corrupt man. He has many complaints of taking bribery but was never convicted.

If the other side can buy off the Magistrate then…'

I looked at the young prince as I marveled at his forward thinking.

Back in Konoha, I was hailed as a very intelligent individual, but truly that only came to battle.

'Did I grow too complacent lately? Thinking that the non Ninjas can't harm us? And didn't even try to understand the situation? Sigh! I need to be more careful.'

I bowed to Mitsu-Sama saying, "I will go and investigate Mitsu-Sama. Please don't worry and leave everything to me. I will consult with the Head of Wasabi Family as well, for this matter.

I will take my leave now."

I flickered away quickly.

I had a job to do and I will not fail this mission.

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Meanwhile~

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A very confused Mitsu was looking at Itachi's departure. As he muttered, "What's his problem? Needed to poop maybe? Well whatevsss~"

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That Night~

Mitsu's Room, Wasabi House

[General]

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In the darkest time of the night, a figure slowly materialized from underneath the floor boards of Mitsu's room.

He wore a black robe and covered his face with an orange swirly mask.

When he fully materialized. He muttered, "Phewey! That was some scary underground over there. Now, where do I go again? Ah! Oops, need to be quiet!"

He then started moving towards the closet where the bag was supposed to be. He started to tip to towards it.

"Tip toe, tip toe, ti-" He kept muttering the words till,

"You don't have to mutter tip toe as you walk slowly, ya know? What kinda thief makes so much noise?" There was a voice in the room. Which startled the masked man as he looked around to find the owner of the voice.

Finally, he noticed a silhouette standing leisurely at the edge of the room.

The masked man looked at the bed and then at the silhouette. Then asked, "Etto~ Were you twins?"

The silhouette laughed hard and then disappeared with a poop. And at the same time, the figure in bed woke up promptly.

"Damn Niga Higa, the frick you doing? Stealing stuff so late at night? Can't a dude get some sleep around here?" Said the now awoken boy.

He rubbed his eyes leisurely and glared menacingly at the masked man.

The masked man quickly did a ballerina pose as he said,

"Ya hooo~ I am Tobi! Wanna be my girlfriend?"

"HUH!???" Mitsu stared with his mouth agape as he heard the figure ask the most ridiculous question he ever heard.

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The first time Mitsu knew that there was someone more ridiculous than him in this world!

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[A/Nx1: Tobi and Obito were always two different entities, till Obito took over his Alias later when he took over the Akatsuki, Tobi was named as Guruguru by Obito, back when Obito was crushed and taken in by Madara.

If you didn't know, Tobi was always a part of Obito ever since and only came out again during the fourth Ninja world war.

And Tobi was also used as a body double for Obito in many occasions. Yes, the Akatsuki's Tobi was both Guruguru and Obito, using the alias interchangeably. There are many holes here on the series, but during the manga's 4th data book release, it was said that Tobi was a white zetsu formally given the nick name Guruguru. And he has the abilities of all white zetsu's posses. Making a perfect substitution (Including abilities)]

[A/N: Hello, beautiful people! The chapter might seem a bit short, coz it is xD Sorry I have an extreme headache and managed to write coz I knew you guys were waiting.

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