Konoha! Yours Truly Returns!

Chapter 8: Konoha! Yours Truly Returns!

Jutsu of the day:

<Travelling Fast with Skipped Words no Jutsu>.

Courtesy of Yours Truly

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Blaze Castle, Blaze City~

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[General]

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A bright brown haired child was staring intently at the Fire Daimyo, who was sweating profusely under the childs gaze.

*Gulp*

"Mitsu… Y-you are too y-young to live alone… And Konoha isn't safe…

Y-you were still a b-baby back then, so you might not remember. But Konoha was attacked by bad people."

The daimyo wanted to establish his case. But ended up being glared at by his youngest son.

*Glare*

"M-mitsu, why not enter the academy here. And I will buy you whatever you want!! The Konoha academy isn't that good to begin with…" The Daimyo really wanted to leave the room then. But he was too scared to handle Mitsu's tantrum, so he tried his best to placate him.

"Sigh! Dad..." Hearing Mitsu call him, the Daimyo straighten his back. The man was one of the most powerful men in the Nation, yet he was such a coward.

"The academy here is booooring. And I think I already know more than the teachers…"

"Then why do you want to go to the ninja academy, Mit-chan?" Asked Mitsu's mother.

Hearing her, Mitsu took an exaggerated thinking posture.

After waiting for dramatic effect, he replied.

"The kids here are too stupid, but I think the Clan kids will understand my orders better." Mitsu answered thoughtfully.

He wasn't entirely lying. He really tried getting some minions here on Blaze City. Who could do his bidding. But most of the kids around his age can't even poop without their parents permission.

He was a prince! He needed better subordinates. He nodded to himself in agreement to his thoughts.

*Silence*

The silence prevailed for a few seconds. Mitsu, thinking that something wasn't right, peeked at his parents.

'OH! SHIT'

"AWW MY MIT-CHAN. *Sniff Sniff* You just wanted to make friends. Aww! my poor boy, I knew the noble children weren't smart enough to charm you.

You must have been so lonely. I AM SUCH A BAD MOTHER *Sniff* ."

What welcomed him was a full on crying Madam Shijimi, who took him in her embrace and activated her self learned Taijutsu.

'Bye, bye soul… Say hi to siss-....' Mitsu mentally bade farewell to his departing soul. Which he could see leaving, while being crushed in his mother's arms.

*Huff.. Huff*

After that he was finally freed from the 'death embrace' and he struggled to control his breathing. Yet, he heard something that almost made him faint.

"A-ah, I am a f-failure.. I-I-I didn't even notice my son being lonely… But I am happy that Mitsu finally wants to make more friends."

'The hell is this situation? Who wants to make friends with snotty brats? I just need minions and maybe some cannon fodder.

WAIT! Isn't this misunderstanding good for me?' Thought Mitsu as his parents 'concerns' weirded out him'.

"Uh-huh, so can I, pleeeaase go to Konoha Academy?" Mitsu replied as cutely as he could.

Which earned him another round of <Death Embrace>. But he took it like a man.

No he didn't cry, he didn't *sniff* cry at all...

'It's worth it! As long as I can leave this stinky, pretentious city, everything is worth it.' He kept giving himself mental support as he fought hard not to faint.

"Sigh! Yes Honeybun, you can. But on one condition." Shijimi answered him.

Mitsu tilted his head cutely and shot her a curious look. He didn't really care about some curfew, he was six, what would he possibly do after dark? Go around the Red light district? COME ON...~~~

"You can attend the Academy and even learn the academy techniques. But you aren't allowed to be a Ninja!" Shijimi said with authority.

Mitsu was stunned.

'Is she for real?'

He looked at his mother seriously, and Madam Shijimi returned his gaze.

"Mom!"

Madam Shijimi frowned a bit.

"Who ever said I wanted to be a stinky Ninja?" Mitsu said with a questioning look, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

""Huh?"" Both his parents were surprised. Usually when a noble scion causes tantrums about going to konoha, is simply because they find ninja's "cool" ! And they thought that was the same case for their son but..

"Why does a prince, like myself, need to be a Ninja? When he can get them to fight for him? I am gonna ensl *cough* make many friends with the clan kids, so they can protect me and my family at times of need."

Mitsu answered very righteously, trying really hard not to laugh. In his mind, though, he was plotting on how to get little kiddies owe him debts, so he can 'coincedently' meet them at the appropriate moments and get the 'compensations' he wanted.

Oh!, and he didn't want to miss some of the major canon fights.

He will never get the chance to rewatch them after all.

As for the girls…

He put that thought in the back of his head for now. Even if he wanted to do things. His body was too young. He hadn't reached puberty yet, so his little cannon down there has been pretty unresponsive the past few years. [A/N: You are si-.. you know what nevermind]

Well leave those thoughts for the future. Right now! Plan 'Ens- *cough* Making Friends' is underway!

"Mit-chan, you are such a sweetheart… You can't wait to make friends that you would comply even with this request. You are so cute acting so brave…"

Mitsu thought seriously, how can my mom come to these ridiculous conclusions? Isn't this all some misunderstanding? Are you sure, you aren't enabling a super villain. Mother?

.... Well whateves.

Mitsu just shyly nodded to his mother with a forced blush. Which earned him the third and final <Death Embrace> and this time...

You guessed it! He fainted.

"NOOOO! MIT-CHA~~~"

That's the last thing Mitsu heard before going to Dreamy dreamland. Or is it Fainy faint land?.

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Konoha, Land of Fire

[Mitsu]

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Yesss! Yours truly, is back in Konoha! Whassssup bishes.

Before leaving the capital, I thought my days will be great from now. But…

I looked behind me,

There stood 2 Ninja with ANBU mask and 1 Senior Samurai. Not to mention the army of maids behind them…

People were pointing and talking about us. I don't mind flaunting my wealth and act all important... but I don't want to come across as one of those pretentious noble scions.

Well whatever.

I used <Appraisal> on my three guards.

*Ding*

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Name: Tagawa Kazuhiko

Title: Prince's Guard

Occupation: Konoha Nin

-Rank: Jonin

Bloodline: None

Age: 35 years

Level: 53 - Speciality: Agi, Espionage

Chakra: 45,192

Status Ailment: None

Skills:

General Knowledge, Rank-C, Lv- 6

Advance Ninja Theory, Rank- A, Lv- 4

Jutsu:

Transformation Jutsu, Rank- E, Lv- Max

...…

Wind Release: Pressure Damage, Rank-B, Lv- 8>

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Yes, this guy was the former ANBU Captain who protected me in the Hospital.

I have never 'borrowed' any skills from my personal guards. I don't want to weaken the people who will protect me.

Now that's a No,No! It's written right under rule number 1, in the guidebook to be a man! 'Bro's before-..' Hmm... doesn't seem right!

Anyway~

He hasn't gotten much stronger since six years ago. But he is plenty strong on his own right. I haven't seen many Jonin Rank Ninjas but from what I noticed so far. My guard is quite strong even among the Jonin.

Moving on~

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Name: Fuse Daisuke

Title: Prince's Guard, first fanatic.

Occupation: Konoha Nin

-Rank: Chunin

Bloodline: None

Age: 17 years

Level: 32 - Speciality: End, Protection

Chakra: 15,772

Status Ailment: Fanatical Mindset

Skills:

General Knowledge, Rank-C, Lv- 6

Advance Ninja Theory, Rank- A, Lv- 1

Jutsu:

Transformation Jutsu, Rank- E, Lv- Max

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Earth Release: Earth Shore Return, Rank- C, Lv- 9>

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This was a new addition to my entourage. This dude was an orphan, who accepted the six years baby-sitting mission requested by, my mommy Dearest.

He isn't strong as a Ninja like my other dude. But as a minion with no background… he is

PERFECTION ITSELF!

I can make him do pretty much anything. As long as it doesn't seem too 'suspicious.' Like stealing a certain noble lady's *cough* toomuchinformation.

I think he was taught by my mother. As he shows the ability to jump into conclusions easily… Not that it's bad but, he kinda developed a fanatical outlook towards me.

It's bothersome?.. Maybe?

But he is best as a meat shield. Before I get one of those Akimichi fatties, this guy can protect me pretty much from any threat I might have or might not have at the moment. His earth style wall Jutsu is pretty nice. I should remember to give him some good skills later.

Need to take care of my minions, now don't I?

Okay and finally,

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Name: Shimabukuro Aki

Title: Prince's Guard,

Occupation: Samurai

-Rank: 6th degree

Bloodline: Aki Clan

Age: 65 years

Level: 71 - Speciality: Agi, Destruction

Chakra: 30,427

Status Ailment: Slight Hemorrhoids

Skills:

General Knowledge, Rank-C, Lv- 6

Samurai Ideology, Rank- A, Lv- 6

Samurai Arts:

Iaidō, Rank- C, Lv- Max

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Chakra Edging, Rank- A, Lv-5

Severing Iaidō, Rank- A, Lv- 2

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Mhmm, Uh-huh!

*Victory Dab*

I finally got a guard who was from a clan… And this guy… Is from the Ancient Aki Clan…

*Gasp*

Oh! You don't know who the hell is AKI CLAN? Well,... Neither do I~ teehee.

*cough*

But in a more serious note.

As the dude has a bloodline and his level being monstrously high. He can't be weak, now can he?

He kind of feels like one of those late game bosses who pops up the moment you least expect it. [A/N: Flag????! ]

I mean,

I remember that the dude introduced himself as a retired Ronin, when he came to my daddy's court…

He was even hiding his strength, well still is. The dude claims to be a 2nd degree Samurai Level Ronin… Whatever that means.

I can't remember something like that being discussed in anime. Maybe it was in the manga? I dunno~

Anywhooo~

I have quite the OP entourage right now. And I am not really worried about the Samurai dude turning against me. As I can check his title.

It usually changes to something along the lines of, pretending to be a friend, pretending to help.

Trust me, I have seen those enough on the snotty noble dorks.

And just in case, I invested some *cough* status on him.

<Slight Hemorrhoids:

Dilated (enlarged) veins in the walls of the anus and sometimes around the rectum, usually caused by untreated constipation but occasionally associated with chronic diarrhea. Symptoms start with bleeding after defecation. If untreated, hemorrhoids can worsen, protruding from the anus. Treatment involves changing the diet to prevent constipation and avoid further irritation, the use of topical medication, and sometimes surgery. Also known as piles.>

It's just insurance you know! Insurance~

I remembered some commercial from Earth that said something like, "Life Insurance is like a parachute – If you don't have it when you need it, you will never need it again!"

Those are wise words, WISE WORDS! I tell ya.

Anywhoo~

Being stared at like some hobo on a stripping pole, we finally made it to the Old Pedo's Office.

I smirked looking at the upturned basket shaped building.

"Alright minions! It's time to meet the Oldie baldy!"

I swear I heard my minions cheer. Na-uh! It wasn't my imagination at all.

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