Being Born With a Ridiculous Name!

Chapter 4: Being Born With a Ridiculous Name!

Jutsu of the day:

<Lame Naming no Jutsu>.

Courtesy of Daddy Fire Daimyo

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Konoha Hospital, Konoha, Land of Fire~

[General]

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In the VIP ward, nurses and doctors were hurrying about. Many high-ranking Shinobis and Samurai were right in front of the station and guarding it. There were also hidden ANBUs, but nobody knew where and how many there were.

This amount of protection might seem overwhelming. But there was a good reason for it. Today ,Madam Shijimi, is in labor. The Land of Fire was about to receive a new prince or princess today, as long as all goes well.

Right outside the delivery room, an anxious Daimyo was pacing about. Lord Yoshiyuki Kaneko, the Fire Daimyo, was an indecisive coward. He was afraid of almost everything. And the thought of losing both his unborn child and his beloved wife was making him go crazy.

[A/N: There was never a name for the daimyos in Naruto. So… I did what any ridiculous person would do, I took the Japanese Voice actor's name and gave it to the Daimyo. Hehehe]

Until,

*Baby's crying*

A nurse rushed out, sweating profusely. The employees of the hospital were the most anxious in all this. If the fire daimyo's kin died here, they have no idea what will happen…

"Daimyo- Sama, congratulations!! It's a boy! The mother and child are both healthy." The nurse relayed the message and fainted on the spot.

[A/N: I BEG OF YOU! LET me know how one addresses a daimyo!!]

A hidden ANBU caught her and took her away. The poor girl deserves a good rest.

The daimyo rushed inside to see his son. But he was stunned when his eyes fell on the child.

The boy had bright brown hair and golden eyes.

If he wasn't sure about his wife's fidelity, he would've believed he was a cuckold. But thanks to his wife's love and faith *cough* ANBU *cough* he was sure that she did no such thing.

But it did make one wonder…

He shook off his worries and rushed to his wife, who was holding and looking at her son with a beautiful smile. Watching them, the daimyo smiled as well. He kissed his wife's forehead and looked at his son. The child had handsome features, but it's eyes were most striking.

He promised himself to protect this child no matter what.

[A/N: He means throwing dozens of ANBU around him, but that's for later.]

"Danna-sama, what should we name the child?" Madam Shijimi asked.

"Hmm, he has light brown hair and that golden eye… How about Mitsu? Kaneko Mitsu meaning golden light." The daimyo seemed pleased with his naming sense..

Madam Shijimi wanted to say something, but at the end stopped herself. She knew that refuting her husband was equal to going against the wish of a Daimyo. It would be alright if they were alone, but at the moment, many officials and ninjas were around. So she stopped herself.

"Very well, my little honeybun, you shall be named Kaneko Mitsu, the golden prince." Madam Shijimi said with a smile as she looked at her baby lovingly.

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A few months back-

[Jason, Now Mitsu]

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For a long time I was in a dark place. I soon realized that I was in the womb. And let me tell you this… It's freaking booooorrrrring…

I wanted to use my skills, but then I realized I can't appraise anything in the dark, so my other skills were useless. I do wonder how I can appraise myself. I mean everyone can do that right?

The only good thing about all this was, having <Gamer's Mind>. As it kept me calm and collected even in this suffocating situation.

And I started meditating. At least the sissy didn't lie, I really did have a huge amount of chakra. And some of it was leaking.

Wait.... LEAKING?!

I started to panic. Well I at least tried to, but this damn skill kept me calm. Wait! That's a good thing….

But after a while, when I saw that nothing bad was happening, I still sighed with relief. At least I won't die before seeing the Naruto world.

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Meanwhile outside~

"Madam, you have been glowing and healthy since you became pregnant," said one of the maids.

Madam Shijimi didn't say anything. She just giggled appreciatively and rubbed her now protruding belly.

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Back to Mitsu~

It has been nearly two months since I started meditating. And I have only one word for it. Booor-iiiing.

But, I have finally realized how to use the appraisal on myself. So, silly of me. I just had to close my eyes and focus on myself. And, voila,

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Name: Jason

Title: The third prince of Fire Country

Occupation: Unborn Prince

Bloodline: None

Age: (Minus) 13 days

Level: 0 - Speciality: None

[A/N: I will discuss levels as an overall attribute, encompassing Str, End, Sta, Agi and Dex. So, we don't have to define every characters whole list every time we appraise them. If two people have the same level, it simply means their total attribute is enough for that level. And, there is a specialty bar which will tell Mitsu what type of opponent he is facing. As for how you should differentiate two people of the same level? Simple, just compare the chakra reserves then.]

Chakra: 17,497 || Ref: Avg. chakra of Age: - 13 = 4||

Skills:

<Appraisal, Rank- B, Lv- Max

Gamer's Mind, Rank-B, Lv-Max

Delete, Rank-B, Lv-1

Cut, Rank-E, Lv- 1

Paste, Rank-E, Lv- 1>

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Well, I was surprised to say the least. Apparently, I wasn't the only child. This woman, my 'mother' already had at least 2 sons. No wonder she was… You know what? I won't even go there. I don't want to end up like that Tora.

And, so I meditated while waiting for my birth. And I noticed that my chakra continued to rise. Not that I was complaining.

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After 13 days~

And so the time for my birth came. Damn! That was quite the journey in that black hole… And, Yes! Yours truly is finally born. I gave a victory cheer, only to be spanked by some devil beast.

But before I could retaliate, I saw what seemed to be a female Snorlax… Good God!

I promise I tried, I really tried, and even with the gamer's mind stopping the pain from the spank, seeing the Snorlax just made me cry. No, not from fear but from amusement. But, apparently, the people can't tell whether a newborn is crying from amusement, fear or the pain. Well, whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

And soon I realized a huge problem.

I didn't really understand the language. Yes, I have watched Anime in Japanese before. But that didn't mean I had learned. I can only say a few words…

Having the < Gamer's Mind > really helped me here, as I was thinking rationally about my current predicament.

Soon a middle-aged man stormed into the room. From my memory, I knew that this was my father, the fricking daimyo of the Land of Fire.

They were talking some gibberish that I didn't understand till I heard the words, Kaneko Mitsu… That sounded like a ridiculously lame name.

And… the Snorlax and the Daimyo were looking at me while saying that name. I was stunned.

No! Na-uh, Niet, 01001110 01101111, I am pretty sure I fucked up the binary. But, YOU GOT MY POINT! No, way in hell I am taking that name…

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And,

They really meant that was….

My name?

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This time... I cried for real….

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Extra:

Skill Description:

[Appraisal: Able to determine the complete details and value of any person or object accurately. Support skill, doesn't require any Chakra.]

[Gamer's Mind: Mind of a gamer, the wielder experiences no pain, nor mental traumas. Forced to keep calm in all adverse situations. Immune to all genjutsus. Support skill, doesn't require any Chakra. ]

[Delete: Can delete/permanently remove, any non-living entity that the wielder observes, provided enough Chakra is traded, cannot be used on the living. Active Skill, needs Chakra to use.]

[Cut: Can cut/temporarily remove, any non-living entity that the wielder observes, provided enough Chakra is traded, cannot be used on the living. Active Skill, needs Chakra to use.]

[Paste: Can paste/stick, any non-living entity that the wielder observes, provided enough Chakra is traded, cannot be used on the living. Can be undone, if more Chakra is used than the amount provided. Active Skill, needs Chakra to use.]