#27 Chunin Selection Exam

Another year passed and many Jonin gathered in Hiruzen's office.

So which of your teams would be willing to take part in the Chunin Selection Test? Kakashi, Kurenai, Asuma and Guy raised their hands. So Kakashi then let's start with your team.

Do you think your team has the qualification for the Exam?

Yes Lord Hogake Naruto is the strongest in the team, he has made tremendous progress in his Chakra Control and can be quite a tough opponent for Chunin.

Sakura is a bit behind, but she gives everything and Sasuke has the drive to beat Naruto and is getting stronger.

He also uses the help of Itachi who teaches him a lot.

His Sharingan has 2 Tomoe and I don't think it will be long before he gets the next one.

Well then I'll write them in Kakashi.

Next Asuma.

My team is the well-known lineup of the Jamanaka Clan, the Nara Clan and the Akimichi Clan.

Shikamaru is an incredible genius with an IQ of 200 and through his brother he is in excellent physical condition and has no trouble creating extraordinary plans.

Choji has also trained with him and is excellent at performing his Clan's Jutsus.

And Ino well she is the strongest of the three and could even defeat me, when you'll give her a bit more time.

Kurenai what about your Team?

I also have a lot of faith in my team.

With the help of Akamaru, Kiba is able to spot enemies over long distances and has some very dangerous Jutsus from his Clan.

Hinata is also a good tracker, because of her Byakugan.

Even more amazing is her physical strength she can beat her team almost alone I think that comes from her training with Neji Hyuga. And then there's Shino he doesn't talk very much, but has good tactical sense and his insects are unpredictable.

Guy, Haru what about your team?

They will destroy everything with the Power of Youth and with everything that Haru and I taught them.

Haru just nodded.

Well then I'm curious, after all your team is a four-man team and Haru was one of the teachers.

Like Guy said, they are all 4 absolute killer machines said Haru.

Then let your teams know and I'll take care of the paperwork.

All the Jonin then left the room and Haru and Guy went to inform their team about the Exam.

Well folks, we registered you for the Chunin Selection Test today and the 4 of you will take part in it, so it will take place in a week.

Does anyone have questions?

Tenten raised her arm.

Sensei what is the Selection Test about.

It's about testing your skills and since we've trained you, you won't have any problems. Finally I can prove that i can beat others with taijutsu alone, Rock Lee exclaimed.

Lee it can also happen that a written test takes place.

Lee hung his head, the most important thing is that you never give up, no matter what difficulties you may have.

Yes Sensei.

Haru you are so good with words for the Youth my beloved Co. Jonin.

Guy, did you ever notice that Lee looks a lot like you, did you ever have a secret relationship with his mother who died when the Kyubis attacked him?

Maybe I should take samples from you two. Something like that is out of the question Haru, there was never a woman in my life. Sure Guy the resemblance is too startling.

Are you afraid of it?

Of course not Haru, take one of my masculine hairs.

Lee you heard everything I'll steal a hair from you.

What Sensei Haru ,Sensei Guy could be my father take as much hair as you need.

Haru took both their hair and put it in his pocket.

Then we separate for today and meet tomorrow for intensive training.

Rura you come with me there is something i wanted to show you.

Haru and Rura sat in a tree at the edge of Senju Park and watched the fight between Kankuro and Konohamaru,Naruto,Sasuke und Sakura.

I told you it's worth coming here Rura.

But I still don't understand how you knew that Haru.

I've got my ways, do you want to go play with Rasa's son now or should I?

Keep dreaming Haru.

Rura walked comfortably along the path and called hey, what are you doing with the puppy, you clown guest probably sniffed your make-up too much.

Kankuro got angry and his sister laughed at him.

Men who play with dolls are always perverts. Kankuro pulled out his puppet and looked at the girl who was insulting him.

A doll like i said pervert.

Then a shot of sand flew in front of Kankuro's feet.

Kankuro stop it we don't have time for insects. Gaara I didn't want to cause any trouble.

What is your name asked Gaara Rura.

Another pervert, you want that I give you my address, so I can then beat you up?

Gaara activated his killing intent and as he did so, Haru came out of the bushes.

Hey you, did you hit on my girlfriend?

Do you want to kill her now, because she has no interest in you?

Haru activated his bloodlust.

Gaara and Kankuro both fell to their knees and got scared.

Haru let his blood lust disappear again and said with this the matter would be settled here.

Temari couldn't believe what she saw, nobody has done that to Gaara before.

Guys we better go, before I get serious about the clown and the sand spatter.

Big brother Haru, what have you done with the two of them that was really cool said Konohamaru.

Oh that, I was just playing games with them. Now let's go these losers ain't worth our time. And Naruto how many times should I tell you not to keep shouting about becoming Hokage. For that you have to defeat me first dumbass. I'll defeat you soon too you'll see, Kurama helps me.

He still doesn't like you for sucking him dry 3 times.

Ura, did you hear that the fox is still mad at us, maybe we should farm him again.

Naruto got sweat on his forehead, Kurama says he's sorry Haru.

Ok Ura he doesn't want to.

Naruto was relieved.

You can't take it from me so close to the Chunin Exam Haru, can you?

You would have gotten along fine without him Naruto, I didn't train that much with you for nothing.

I know Haru, but with him I have more chakra even if I can only activate 2 tails.

I'll leave him alone Naruto.

And Sakura how are you, did Sasuke finally let you have him?

No and it's all yours and Naruto's fault, he's just training all day.

It's not our fault, if you trained more you'd be stronger than him and he'd pay as much attention to you as he does to us.

That's a good idea Haru why didn't you suggest that earlier?

You never spoke to us.

That's right Naruto, I'll go train then.

Well, she was never the brightest.

Naruto, Konohamaru, me and Rura go again see you.

With that the two disappeared.

Naruto why aren't you as cool as big bro Haru? Because no one is as cool as him Konohamaru.

Oh i see.

Konohamaru took out a notebook and wrote down what Naruto said.

Haru and Guy accompanied their team on the day of the exam and wished them every success.

The two made their way to the Second Trial area in the Forest of Death.

Guy, Haru, and the other Jonin were instructed to wait here until the first exam was over and then wait for their Genin in the Shinobie Tower.

Guy I hate this stupid wait.

Me too, Haru, we could train while we wait. Kakashi do you have another book with you I forgot mine?

Kakashi immediately reached into his pocket and said ok, for that you lend me your special edition.

Sure you can have it too, i wanted to read each book only once, but well if you want to kill time they're really handy.

Kakashi just had stars in his eyes and said yes and when can I have it?

Whenever you want, when this is all over. Thanks Haru I collect the special editions.

You do?

I have one of each.

Kakashi collapsed.

It's ok you can have them all if you want.

Haru stop, my heart can't take the shock. Kurenai saw Kakashi lying on the ground and said a typical male manner.

Kurenai how are things going with you and Asuma asked Haru.

Kurenai blushed, how do you know about this? I wasn't sure, but you just confirmed it.

Wow Kurenai he screwed you Asuma said.

I really like him more and more, my father and Shikamaru have told me so much about him, at first I didn't want to believe it, but he has something in him.

I mean yes he just knocked out 2 Jonins and that without much effort.

Exactly Asuma he is the almighty Haru, he defeated even my eternal rival with ease, why am I not cool like him?

Guy change your hairstyle said Haru and Guy lay on the floor like a baby.

That were 3 I'm the last one, he can't make me fall.

Asuma, do you have a cigarette?

Sure, but aren't you too young?

The next moment, a fireball flew at Asuma's cigarettes and burned the pack.

Smoking is not good for you.

Asuma started crying and Haru continued reading Kakashi's dirty book.

After an hour, the teams that advanced were announced.

Haru all our teams are further.

Yeah Guy this is such a surprise.

Anko called, you can now continue to the tower, wait there to see if your teams can make it.

Guy, go ahead with the others, I want to discuss something with Anko.

Sure Haru, but don't take too much time.

Me, never.

Haru went to Anko.

Hello Anko, my star in the ninja sky.

What's up with you again?

Not me, but I feel strange vibrations in Konoha.

They could start from your former master.

Are you sure?

Was i ever wrong?

Where is he?

My Mindeye says in the forest and waits for his opportunity.

Let's enjoy the show together and I'll get you your revenge ok?

Deal, but I get to kill him.

Sure, if you turn your back on something else? OK.

Just do everything normally, I'll tell you when we intervene.

Understood Haru and thanks if you didn't already have three wives I would do it with you.

I know the Mindeye and such.

The Genin came and Haru retreated into the forest.

Anko then explained the test to the Genin and sent them into the Forest of Death.

Everyone was brought to their entrance and off they went, Anko bumped straight into Haru.

There you are and where is he?

He's attached to team 7.

Do you know what he wants Anko?

Maybe he wants the Uchiha for his Sharingan or Naruto for the Nine-Tails.

I also think one of these will probably apply. So how do we go about it?

Let's do something else first.

Anko followed Haru for a while and they stopped by a red haired girl and her team.

Is she what I think she is?

Jackpot.

Haru do you really want to intervene?

Yes I feel that she is afraid of her team members, how could I ignore her.

Karin move faster, you're really useless.

Yes, I'm coming, wait a minute.

Why should we wait, you're just our package of salvation anyway.

You're worth nothing, best we just leave you here after we've had our fun with you.

What do you think Ranma?

Sure let's have some fun with her, the two grabbed her and held her on the floor and took off her pants.

But the next moment both of them couldn't move anymore and Karin, full of tears on her face, freed herself from their grip and pulled her pants up again.

The next moment Haru appeared in front of her and said don't worry I'm here to help you. Karin ran into his arms and cried.

Everything is ok, the two can't do anything to you anymore, I have a firm grip on them.

Haru took a handkerchief and gave it to Karin. I'm Shikaharu Nara and I'm half Uzumaki and I felt your feelings with my Mindeye, so I decided to help you.

Hello, I'm Karin and thank you.

I've always been exploited by my village for my healing powers and that's why I'm here I should heal them both by biting my arm to channel my Chakra into their bodies.

I know I can do that too, but from today on you don't have to do that anymore.

I offer you to come to my place in Konoha and live there without commitments, free from others using you like a syringe.

What do you think, you want to come with me or would you rather stay with these two rapists?

Your Chakra shines like a star Haru, I've never seen anything so beautiful, how do you do that?

Ah that's because of Ura he's a part of me Ura say hello.

Ura appeared and hugged her.

Apparently he likes you, he's never done that to anyone before.

He's cute and shines just like you.

Like an angel who came to save me.

Thank you for your help and I'm coming with you, your chakra is so warm you must be a nice person.

So Anko, what are we going to do with these two here?

Anko jumped down from the tree and said better leave no trace of them.

Can you make them disappear, your snakes are better at it, but wait a minute, I'll steal their scroll, you never know.

Wait, I want to do that, called Karin.

Ok then you do it.

Karin stood in front of her teammates and pulled out a kunai from her pocket, that's for everything you did to me.

Karin rammed her kunai into her first team member several times and he was still standing through Ura while he was already dead.

Karin I think he had enough there, take the second one.

Karin reached into his pocket and took out a sky scroll and threw it at Haru.

Karin please don't do that, please spare me, but Karin ignored him and pulled his pants down and let her kunai slide slowly between his legs, took his penis in her hand and then cut it off.

He screamed in pain and Karin started to laugh and said he was so small you won't miss him.

She then inserted her kunai into his stomach and cut it up to his chest.

She looked him in the eye the whole time, but she couldn't stand his look and gouged out both of his eyes and he died.

Thank you for letting me do that, said Karin, half of her body was covered in blood.

You're welcome, Anko, it's your turn.

Anko summoned a snake and it ate them both up.

Ok we should go I feel that your master has discovered his goal.

Haru said to Ura bring us to him.

All three sank into the ground and dived right in front of Orochimaru who was fighting Sasuke and already missed him.

Hi Master long time no seen.

Anko, where are you suddenly coming from, I just didn't feel your presence.

So you are Pedomaru the coward who is afraid of dying?

And you're?

Oh I'm Haru your worst nightmare.

Ura go get him.

The entire area was shrouded in shadow, Ura forming a dome of shadow, enclosing everyone present.

Well Pedomaru you can't get out of here.

Ura then opened a giant Mangekyo Sharingan on the ceiling of the dome, and no one but Karin and Haru could see anything.

What is that Orochimaru asked.

I said it your worst nightmare.

Ura activated the Sharingan and Orochimaru then simply sat down on the shadow shrouded ground.

Ura dissolved the dome again and the light returned.

Haru thank you.

He's all yours now Anko.

Haru quickly Sasuke is injured and Naruto is unconscious cried Sakura.

Ura you know what to do.

Ura walked up to Sasuke and looked at his neck, he licked his lips.

He held his hand over the cursed mark and sucked the entire foreign Chakra and part of Orochimaru's soul out of the mark.

Master our Yin Chakra has become stronger again.

I know heal him and do the same with Naruto. Ura stretched his arms and injected both Haru's Chakras.

Karin thought it was wonderful.

Haru, he swallowed our earth scroll.

Anko you heard them.

Anko slowly approached Orochimaru and took a kunai out of her pocket.

She had tears in her eyes and screamed finally.

She took her kunai and cut his face in many ways and realized that this body is not Orochimaru's original body.

It's a woman's body, but she didn't care, she opened his mouth and knocked out every tooth one by one.

She then crushed his eyes with her fingers and then cut off his nose and ears.

She peeled his skin from his face and threw the rag on the floor.

She took his hands and cut off each finger one by one.

After that she cut off his breasts and sheathed her kunai in his Crotch and pulled the Kunai through his stomach he was already dead, but she continued cutting until she was holding a earth scroll in her hand, here this is yours. Here from me as a little compensation Haru then threw the Heaven scroll to Sakura. Then we have both thank you.

Nothing to thank and now Anko please pack up.

Yes, Haru, I just want to enjoy the sight for a moment.

Well, I've seen nicer things.

Anko packs Orochimaru's body in a scroll and all 3 were taken to the exit of the forest by Ura.

It's really over.

Come on let's go to the Hokage and then I'll buy you some dango sticks.

Okay, we have to sort that out, including that with Karin.