#21 Sannin

Haru and Saha arrived at the Uchiha Compound and stood in front of the house where Saha's parents live Haru are you ready?

I warn you my dad is very peculiar.

He has this hobby, but see for yourself. The two entered the house and Haru immediately saw walls full of pictures of Saha, but all of them were self-drawn pictures.

Please don't look at them all, some are really embarrassing, dad mostly activates his sharingan to draw moments in my life even the first time of me on the potty he drew me.

That's pretty Saha, how do I say that.

Haru started giggling.

Haru received a direct hit to the head.

But behave yourself in front of him he works for the Uchiha police you don't want him to follow you do you?

Mom, Dad I'm home, is anyone there? Saha are you back already I'm in the garden watering the flowers.

I'll come to you mom wait in the garden I brought my boyfriend by the way we wanted to tell you something.

When Saha's mom heard that, she ran back into the house.

You must be Haru I'm Sagitha's mom Solahry she's been crushing on you for the last year, so you're finally together congratulations my little one.

He really looks as cute as you described him.

Yes, mom, that's why we're here too, since he's a Jonin now and I'm a Chunin, I want to live with him and Ino in his house from now on.

Who is Ino Saha?

She is also Haru's girlfriend and therefore also mine from now on.

We are all three together and spent last night together.

So 2 women and a man?

And he manages it, he must have a lot of stamina.

Mom stop it, not only can he do it longer than us and he would still be full of energy.

So he's not just cute let me hug him, Saha did you see his little hands no wonder you fell for him.

I wish your father was as resilient as your Haru or as cute.

Mom let go of him.

I just wanted to welcome him to our family, you're lucky your dad isn't there right now, if he heard your story he would probably have gone nuts.

He would probably put this sweet little young man in a jail cell and keep him there for interrogation for years to come. So you want to move in with him better pack your things quickly, before your father comes otherwise it could end badly for Haru and I love you Saha and now hurry up.

I'll try to explain it to your father later. Thank you Mama.

By the way, your little brother asked about you, because he wanted to practice throwing shuriken with you.

Mom, you can tell Kitho that I'll come by later today to practice with him, maybe Haru will come too, because he's much better at it than I am and he wanted to get to know you all anyway.

Come on Haru let's get the things from my room and then quickly go buy the new furniture.

The two got Saha's things and brought them to their new house.

Then they made their way to the largest furniture store in Konoha to buy their new furniture.

So this is the Kagema furniture store said Saha, I've never been here hopefully we can find something nice for the three of us.

Let's go inside Haru.

The two entered the furniture store and Haru felt like he was in Cockaigne he found things everywhere that he would like to build into the house, but today they first had to look for a large bed and a new oven, because the old one no longer worked they also needed bed sheets and Wall colors the old ones were faded. Haru, what do you think of this?

A water bed for the three of us, wouldn't that be something?

What do you think?

Saha lie down on it and move around a bit to see if you like it.

If you like it, we'll take it.

Haru that's fun come too.

OK, Yeah that's fun, but people are looking at us funny let's take it.

But it costs a lot Haru can we afford it? 90000 Ryou is not a problem, let's get the other things.

I would like bed sheets that are black, I just can't find any.

Let's ask the seller.

Sorry do you maybe have black bed sheets?

No, we don't have anything like that, but we could have some dyed for you, that would only cost a small extra charge.

ok how much would that be?

That would cost about 700 ryou more.

Ok then we would have liked to dye them and would be interested in the waterbed. Do you also deliver the items?

Yes we charge 2000 ryou an hour for a delivery.

Ok then we would have liked to have delivered the things, but there is an oven to be added we are still looking at your models, can you perhaps recommend one?

Yes, we have brand new Tubiteck ovens, they have a lifetime guarantee and are easy to use.

Here that would be the latest model.

How much would that cost?

It would cost 120000 ryou.

Ok, let's take that one then.

Deliver the things to the Nara Clan Compound at King Street 20 (Author note it's the adress of the Church of Satan in Berlin and I live in the same address in West Germany, so I'll take the number again by pure coincidence).

We'll get a few more wall paints and then we can settle accounts.

Haru where did you get so much money from?

Oh, that just sort of accumulated over the years.

Haru are you hiding something from me? No, I have achieved many things for Konoha and therefore have a pretty good passive income that is constantly growing.

Do you think I couldn't take care of you? Does that mean you're rich?

Depends on what you call wealth you are my greatest wealth.

Saha then kissed Haru on the mouth, but you have a lot of money?

Yes, I have a little more than others.

How much more do you have?

Most of it my father has in custody for me about 30,000,000 ryou.

Saha's jaw dropped and she told Haru I love you just a little bit more.

Haru looked at her skeptically and said I love you too.

Now let's get the colors and then we can start painting.

Yes what color do you want in the bedroom Saha.

I'd like some red in the bedroom if that's ok.

Gladly, do we want to paint our clan symbols on the walls as decoration?

It feels a little more familiar that way.

The two chose the colors for the rest of their house and then got to work with the colors.

When they were through with the bedroom and Haru's mother's room, the furniture service came and brought the bed and the oven and the colored sheets should be delivered tomorrow.

Haru brought the bed upstairs with the help of Ura, because it was difficult to carry and then installed the oven and then Ino came back from the academy and then helped the two paint and quickly finished.

They were about to try out the new bed, but the doorbell rang.

Haru, I'll open it called Ino.

She opened the door and a man in a gray kimono stood in front of the door.

Hello I am Sagitha's father is my daughter there.

Oh hello, I'm Ino Haru's other life partner. Come in, we just finished painting the apartment.

Saha your father is here and wants to talk to you come down.

What papa is here, Haru quickly put something on before he comes.

Father what are you doing here?

I wanted to know why my little one suddenly wants to leave our house from one day to the next.

Haru good that you are here my dad apparently wanted to get to know you as well.

Ding dong it rang again.

Ino opened the door and said dad what are you doing here?

I wanted to see how you are.

Hello Dads Haru said, bowing his head. Hello, so you are this Haru?

Haru, why do you have another woman now, I thought I had made myself clear to you?

What uh yeah that's me and Mr. Yamanaka it's not what you think.

Oh, and how is it then?

So there was this slum and this bathroom and Sagitha was desperate and and... Dad stop it, I forgave Haru and he couldn't help it, it was Sagitha pushing him or not Sagitha?

Yes it was my fault I used him, but developed feelings for him and here we are.

Dad that was an answer for you too not just for daddy Yamanaka.

Since we are all living together from now on, you have to accept our decision and Haru is quite capable of taking care of us. I doubt that he doesn't even have hair on his chest, how can he pose as your man said Mr. Uchiha.

Saha you will see that he is irresponsible. Exactly Ino, you too, best we go direkt.

Dad!!!

Dad!!!

Stop patronizing me I love Haru and he will take care of me from now on said Ino. And for me too Saha said and if that's how you feel about it, we don't want to have anything to do with you anymore, end of discussion.

Both glared at their fathers and Haru then said I can understand my fathers, but I am rich, have my own house, i'm Jonin and Hokage candidate and if the Hokage would trust me to run the village.

Then why shouldn't I be able to take care of my two beautiful women that I love more than anything?

The two fathers caved in and said we're only afraid for our little angels, but if they're behind the whole thing, then we both have to accept it and now we have to go have a drink with Haru among men. The two then took Haru to a bar and forced him to drink with them, giving him one glass at a time.

But Haru, who wasn't used to alcohol, started demolishing the whole place.

And Ura joined him.

The next morning, Haru woke up on top of the Hokage's building.

Where am I why am I on the Hokage Tower.

But only seconds later an Anbu jumped next to him.

Good morning the Hokage calls for you. Ok I'll go straight there.

Haru enters Hiruzen's office, Hiruzen sat on his chair and smoked his pipe and just looked at Haru and said Haru you will never mention last night again and it is to be kept top secret from now on, do you understand that?

What exactly happened last night Hiruzen I only know that my new fathers gave me more and more to drink?

So They were involved from the start? Involved in what?

Haru have you checked out Hokage Rock?

No.

Then maybe you should do this.

Haru walked out the door again and looked up.

All of the Hokage had mustaches painted on them and the second Hokage had cat whiskers and a giant penis on his forehead.

Ok I saw him said Haru to Hiruzen. Hiruzen cried and said that wasn't all, you caught one of the three Legendary Sannin peeping yesterday and hung him naked in the middle of the town square.

That wasn't all, when I tried to stop you, you hung me up next to him and said that I probably had taught him how to peep, but that wasn't all, you then got Sagitha's father to draw the whole thing for you and put a plaque in the City and handed it out for everyone to see, thankfully the anbu was very thorough otherwise he and I probably would have had to retire from Konoha forever.

I'm sorry really, well not really, because I don't remember, but it's kind of funny. Haru, you won't tell anyone about this, understood?

Yes lord Hokage I will not tell anyone.

Can I say goodbye then?

No, there is more, the bar you were in, still wants 600.000 Ryou compensation from you.

Oh it's, ok it can happen if you drink too much.

Haru you are also prohibited from drinking more than one glass of alcohol with immediate effect.

Objection, it was not my fault I was forced to do it by my fathers they should take this punishment for me.

Haru, this is not a matter for negotiation.

I understand, I'm going home now.

Yes and don't forget you don't know anything.

Understood.

Haru then went home and lay down next to Ino and Saha who were still sleeping. Oh Haru, you're back, what did you want with the color yesterday?

Regardless, you'll see.

Let's inaugurate the bed now, you two.

No, it's still too early.

Then today after Ino comes from the academy ok?

Yes.