webnovel

Naruto: My Top Tier Lists can grant people power, but not to Myself!

*Not a Chinese Novel* An otaku dies and reincarnates in the Naruto world without any cheats. When he becomes a Jonin through sheer hardwork, he finally awakens his cheat. "Top Tier Lists" is a system that can grant powers to the people on his list, but not himself. And the lists are for the whole world to see.

SuperDemonWriter · Anime & Comics
Not enough ratings
4 Chs

Top Tier List: Appearance

Hiruzen was sighing as he saw Naruto's artwork on the Hokage Rock, and wished Minato would be here so that he could just retire, far far away from the paperwork.

But then, he saw a blue screen appearing directly in front of him, startling him.

"What's this?"

He tried touching it, but his hand just phased through it. He tried checking for genjutsu, but there was nothing wrong with his chakra.

The ANBUs guarding him came out from hiding, and all of them had a screen in front of their faces, but they could only see their own screens, not others.

Before he could bark out any orders, text appeared on everyone's screen.

["Yo! I am just a god having fun, and I found your world interesting. Fear not, I don't plan to do anything bad. It's just my Top Tier Lists from what I have observed the world. If you appear on the lists, you can get power-ups and various benefits. There is also a chat function, so I will be releasing my first list in 20 minutes. Until then, Sayonara!"]

[Timer: 00:19:59]

"Call the elders and and ask the clans if they are witnessing the same thing! Report to me within 10 minutes!"

ANBUs nodded and went away. Danzo and other two NPCs appeared inside the Hokage Office as soon as the ANBUs left.

"Hiruzen, did you also-"

"Yes. There is some sort of god, according to this screen. And it is not some sort of widescale genjutsu."

[Hashirama: Huh? Wasn't I dead!? Where am I? And why can I see a screen in front of me?]

The whole ninja world was shocked. Hashirama!?

Hiruzen fastly tapped at the mic button, knowing what the symbol meant just because he was the professor.

[Hiruzen: Hashirama-sensei, is that really you? Or are you someone who is impersonating him?]

[Tobirama: Saru, this is not someone impersonating brother. We are in the Pure World side-by-side. Even Madara is here.]

[Madara: Oi Onoki! Still alive?]

In Iwa, Onoki shuddered. Just what the hell has been happening!? And why is Madara here on this weird screen!?

[Onoki: Prove that you are Madara!]

[Madara: Oh? Want me to come back to the world of living? I will give you the proof then, Hahaha!]

[Tobirama: What are you implying, Madara?]

[Madara: Hmph. I will clearly be in the top of whatever list it is. If there is a 'god' that has the power to make us gain consciousness and talk in this chat while being dead, I am sure he or she can revive us. If you can do it, someone else can do it too.]

[Onoki: Second Hokage can revive people!?]

[Naruto: "Woah woah woah! First Hokage and Second Hokage!? I am Uzumaki Naruto, the fifth Hokage, Dattebayo!"]

Hiruzen slapped his face. What is Naruto doing in all this!?

[Hashirama: Fifth Hokage!? It seems like Konoha has been stable, what is the year now?]

[Onoki: It's-]

[Hiruzen: It's-]

[Tsunade: Grandpa!]

[Hashirama: Tsun-]

[Guy: WHAT A YOUTHFUL DAY!]

[Naruto: Dattebayo!]

[Deidara: Is there a way to show my face, hm? I want to show my art to the world, hm. ART IS AN EXPLOSION!]

[Sasori: No, art is eternal.]

[Orochimaru: Kukuku!]

[Tobirama: Everyone shut up! Don't talk at the same time!]

[Timer: 00:00:00

First Top Tier List: Most Popular Character]

[10: Sakura Haruno]

[Description: Useless]

[Reward: More chakra reserves to cure her uselessness.]

In the Academy, Sakura was shocked! When she saw her name in the tenth place, she was very happy, but her description...

WHY IS SHE CALLED USELESS!?