Naruto: Mizukage

My name is Daichi a twenty year old man. I was just preparing to go on a date with a girl I was able to hit up on.

Normally I wouldn't hit on a girl however she was really beautiful.

I was at a nearby store, just shopping for a new clothes, or anything in general.

It was there that I saw her looking at a jacket that seemed to be the new trend recently as all the women I passed by seemed to have similar jackets.

She had a nice hourglass figure, perky both in the front and back, a face that seemed painted by those really talented artists.. Damn.

So I approached her, talked to her for a bit.

We seemed to click rather well.

So after chatting with her for a while I took a shot and surprisingly she said yes.

Which surprised me, although I don't find myself ugly, I don't think I have the charisma or looks to let a girl to say yes within a short meeting.

Afterall I mostly kept to myself. In my apartment shelves on shelves fill with videogames, pokemon and anime figurines.

Particularly Naruto, Dragon ball, and a new one called Overlord. I like Overlord so much that I decided to read the novel and damn, that brutals.

Maybe not so much compared to other things but in my mind I just can't help but imagine it in the worst way possible and I still continued to read it.

Anyway back on topic, I offered the woman who I asked out on a date that I would pick her up around seven, I had already booked a reservation in the nearest fancy restaurant.

Instead she insistenced she would pick me up which she did.

Except that she didn't mention that someone was hiding in the back to which they knocked me unconscious.

As for how no one noticed, the car had tinted glass. Also they did this as we went through a tunnel which is needed to get to the place that we agreed on.

I was knocked out cold, when I woke up my mind was groggy along with a pounding headache.

I saw nothing, I knew there was nothing over my eyes yet there was total darkness. I assumed that I was hostage.

As I took in my surroundings calmly as this wasn't the first time this happened. Not that I'm a pro or anything.

The meeting with the girl wasn't by accident; they must have hired her.

Just when I thought I met a nice person this happened.

At the time I had already guessed that they found out I was the bastard son of the CEO of the Omni Corporation.

Damn that old man, if only he hadn't met my mother.

Except my father was rather fond of me since I reminded him of my mother.

Although he wasn't there all my life, he always supported me when it was necessary.

He allowed me to do most of what I wanted however he never allowed me to extend myself out in the fear that someone would link me to him would surface.

It felt like I was a caged bird, flying freely with the domain given but never allowed to reach for the sky.

Might be wondering why I don't have any bodyguards.

Well it's because my identity was kept a secret.

So there were around five or so people that knew of my identity including my father.

Having bodyguards would attract attention.

As for how my many kidnappings didn't alert anyone of my existence, it was because my father had some friends who are ex-military, espionage, whatever you call it.

They kept location, used me as bait, eliminated all proof, made sure everyone who knew of my identity disappeared.

Luckily there were three other times this happened.

I remember the first time I was kidnapped, I pissed my pants.

This being the fourth attempt, I knew what to do and what not to do.

Fortunately I just have to hold on for my bodyguards to do their thing.

Time passes, hunger pains. I'm hungry

I'm parched, and slightly on fence.

Eventually there's noise, people walking down a hall.

There's many of them, then they stop.

I turned my head to the last place I heard the steps.

The door opened and the light was too bright for my unadjusted eyes.

As the glare had settled down, who I saw surprised me.

It was my older step-brother. He for sure did not know my identity.

I was the second oldest of all my siblings, and learned off the other because my father told me I had them, but I couldn't meet them.

Recalling every anime, show, movie that involves successorship, fighting for the power to control whatever organization their father owned.

I could pretty much guess why I was here…..

I sighed, "Do I have a chance to live?...or?"

I looked at him hopefully, not that I wasn't afraid that my bodyguards would be incapable of saving but because despite meeting my step-brother for the first time, I already knew what he was like.

The news would always point out mysterious people disappearing, if they didn't directly accuse my brother, but it was still obvious.

It was clear my brother got rid of anyone who got in his way.

My brother smiled, interrupting me, "Well I just found out I had a younger brother not too long ago. As for how it was…"

'Classic villain line trying to explain the situation. I don't want to listen to his monologue'

I interrupted him…. "Just get on with it I can pretty much guess where this is going. Just off me quickly I don't wanna suffer through the thought that won't be able to finish my favorite ga…."

Before I could even finish what I was saying my step brother pulled out a standard thirty eight caliber gun before shooting me in the cranium.

The bastard didn't even hesitate!!!

At least it was painless, maybe, not that I remember how getting shot between the eyes feels.

After that flash back I recall what I was doing.

Now that I remember how I died, I find out I'm in a vast white space with my body compared to the no body experience and complete darkness that I was experiencing as I recalled how I died.

Damn.

The next season of Overlord was coming out and the author was going to release two more novel chapters.

As I was sulking when all of the sudden a small explosion of smoke sounded in front of me. As the smoke dissipated it revealed an old man.

A white space.

A floating consciousness.

An old man.

Going through all the isekai scenarios, "So does this mean I'm getting reincarnated?" I asked the old man.

Raising his eyebrows the old man asks , "You have your memories?"

"Am I not supposed too?" I started to panic.

The old man smiled, "I'm just messing with you young man"

"Phew, I was scared that you were gonna wipe my memories or something just like those mangas I be reading. Please tell me this is a three wishes and reincarnation scenario."

The old man sighed, holding his staff with one hand and soothing his arched back with the other.

"You see this trend started recently with my subordinate gods taking a liking to the thought you mortals were coming up with.

When one found out it was a great pass time, he shared it with others and eventually I caught wind of it.

I stopped everyone from doing it. But eventually they kept pestering me to do it myself. So here I am."

"So you haven't been doing this for hundreds of years?" I asked

"It's my first time attempting this."

"Well in that case do I get to choose the place I get reincarnated too and when?"

"No I get to choose that, but don't worry we have quite a lot in common, at least in the taste of entertainment and yes we Gods get bored too."

"Do I get wishes then?" Please, I need them to survive.

"You get five."

Awesome, it's better than three.

"Can I at least know where I am reincarnating?"

"Hmmm….. I guess it won't ruin the fun. I'm sending you to the Naruto Universe and I'm not telling you when or who your family is if you get one."

"Okay that's fine, My first wish is to be a fuinjutsu master right off the bat with no master, just filled me to the brim with knowledge."

"That will be doable however, you won't be fuinjutsu master right off the bat. I will give you a something along the lines of a system which purpose is only to contain writings, explanation, and videos on fuinjutsu. You will have to learn yourself. Don't worry they are broken down in folders from beginners to Grandmaster."

"Can I just use another one of my wishes to–"

"Nope you won't be able to as that would ruin the fun."

"Damn are you the devil, or just sadistic."

"Neither"

"Then for my second wish I want a really good talent in all aspects of being a ninja.

"I'll add a tutorial of being a ninja and everything that should be known as a ninja with some other works into your learning program."

For my third wish…. I would like to ask a question beforehand: is there a way to use fuinjutsu to transfer chakra, kinda like how Nagato did with his puppets and himself?"

"There is but with fuinjutsu it's limited by range not like Nagato since he was just restricted by chakra since the rinnegan is not his there is a higher chakra consumption but no restriction to distance since it's a dojutsu. Just that it costs more chakra the longer the distance."

"Okay then what about Minato with the Flying Thunder God technique?"

"In that case he's using space time ninjutsu and fuinjutsu to teleport directly to a predetermined coordinate, also since he has a high affinity with the space time element then the chakra consumption is less regardless of distance."

"If that's so then give me all chakra affinities."

Shaking his, "I'm afraid I can't do that on account it's too troublesome and it ruins the fun."

"That's a bummer then can I have godly level talent in space time ninjutsu and depending on what land I'm on should be my next highest affinity. For example if i was born in the Land of Lightning then I would have a godly talent in space time ninjutsu and lightning, if it was the Land of Wind it just change lightning with wind and so on."

"That's doable now, what's your fourth wish?"

"My fourth wish is an inspection ability giving me all information on my target. Such as affiliation, bloodline, loyalty, and talent."

"Okay that's done, what is the final wish my boy?"

"I want to be able to bless whole clans, individuals, those with loyalty to me by either enhancing them physically, or genetically. As for how I'll leave it to you."

"Okay then you'll regain your memories at one year old, I'll make your host is quiet and you'll be able to skip the baby part."

I started to disintegrate into white particles, as I took a final look at God I flashed him a broad smile with a thumbs up.