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Naruto: Konoha's Kanpu

Carrying The Collection Technique through the Naruto World and become Gekkō Kanpū. Hero? It is impossible to be a hero in this life, and I can only do logistics and touch the corpse. The feeling of entering the morgue is like coming home. Everyone in it is full of talents. I Love it there... ------------------------------------- Disclaimer: This is just a translated version of the Chinese Web Novel! I am not the author of Naruto: Konoha's Kanpu, I am just translating the story you can read the original work here : https://m.qidian.com/book/1015796745.html --------------------------------------- Support me at https://www.patreon.com/IamPoorGuyToo There are more than 100 advanced chapters there

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Chapter 822 Hands in Pockets

Early the next morning.

Naruto, whose buttocks were sore, went out with Kushina's carefully prepared lunch.

'My butt hurts!!'

One night has passed, but the pain in his buttocks was still stinging, and Naruto felt like he was walking with his legs apart.

"I must look ugly now, but luckily I have Pinru's wardrobe."

Naruto looked down at his fancy clothes, and secretly relaxed.

When he arrived at the Academy, Naruto saw his goddess, Sakura was kneeling and licking Sasuke at a glance.

And Sasuke, this bastard, still looks like an arrogant brat, indifferent to Sakura's flattery.

Naruto was both angry and anxious in his heart, wishing he could rush up and beat up Sasuke right away. However, remembering what Kanpū said to him, he immediately calmed himself down and, with a smile on his face and hands in his pockets, walked toward his position.

As a result, before he could take two steps, a figure suddenly stopped him.

'It's Sakura… uh, no.'

The joy on Naruto's face withered before it bloomed.

'Why, how could it be this bastard Sasuke?'

"Naruto, in today's actual combat class, I accept your challenge!" Sasuke looked at him arrogantly.

'The anger I received from Big brother, I will vent it all on Naruto.'

Although he didn't know why he had such a thought, Sasuke didn't care. He desperately needs to vent his emotions!

"Challenge?"

Naruto, with both hands in pockets, looked unhappy, "I didn't say I was going to challenge you. Don't flatter yourself, you bastard!"

"Hmph, are you afraid?" Sasuke, also with both hands in pockets, disdainfully said with a snort.

Naruto, still with both hands in pockets: "Say whatever you want. I won't challenge you because an expert never challenges a weakling."

Sasuke, also still with both hands in pockets, "Stop joking around. You were kicked by my feet a few months ago. I am the expert!"

Naruto's face twitched, but resisted the impulse, and his hands still stuck in his pockets: "That was an accident. I was kicked by you just because of carelessness!"

Sasuke became more and more calm with both hands in pockets: "Are you admitting that you were defeated by me?"

"Bastard!!!"

Naruto exploded, pulled out his hands from his pockets and clenched his fists, "Okay, in today's actual combat class, I will definitely beat you to pieces!!"

Sasuke continued with both hands in pockets: "Prepare tissues so that when the time comes, you can find it to wipe your tears."

'Bastard…' Naruto was so angry that his teeth itched.

The morning classes were all theoretical. Iruka was frothing on the podium, and Naruto sat in his seat and looked steadily forward… staring at Sasuke's back, completely ignoring Iruka.

"Naru! To!"

Iruka wanted to endure, but in the end, he couldn't hold back, "Stand up!!"

Naruto stood up innocently: "Iruka-sensei…"

"Repeat what I just said." Iruka looked at him expressionlessly.

"This…this…"

Naruto was sweating profusely and quickly looked around for help from nearby classmates.

In this life, the Naruto's identity as the Hokage's son was not deliberately concealed, so after a few years of classmates, everyone in the class already knew his 'true identity'.

Although Naruto is not liked by the girls in the class because of his temperament, he has a good reputation among the boys.

Now, as he glanced around, a big fat boy murmured softly: "Let's go to the barbecue restaurant after school, I have a coupon that gives an 80% discount."

Naruto thought it was someone who was helping him, so he immediately translated what he said word for word: "Iruka sensei, you just said: Let's go to the barbecue restaurant after school, I have a coupon that gives an 80% discount."

After finishing speaking, Naruto was stunned, and secretly thought to himself: 'Iruka-sensei actually wants to invite everyone to barbecue, this… As expected of Iruka-sensei, you are really very kind!'

Iruka is also stunned: 'What is it?'

'Coupon, 80% discount, treat everyone to barbecue… did I say that?'

The other students looked at each other and finally someone couldn't hold back any longer and laughed out loud.

"Pfftt,, hahahahaha…"

Karin covered her stomach, laughing wildly while slapping the table, she laughed so much that she looked like a crazy person. With her pig-like laughter, the other students also burst into laughter one after another.

The order of the class collapsed in an instant.

Among all the laughter, only Sasuke tilted his head slightly, squinting at Naruto from the corner of his eyes with disdain: 'What an idiot!'

'Against such a person, do I really need to open my Sharingan to defeat him?'

Sasuke began to reflect on himself.

On the podium, Iruka's expression became more and more serious.

He felt that Naruto was deliberately disrupting the classroom's discipline!

'How many times has it been, how many times has it been?'

'Just because you're the son of the Hokage, you can do whatever you want?'

'Today, I, Iruka, will definitely put you back on the right track, Naruto, be prepared!!'

At this moment, Naruto also noticed something was wrong, and quickly turned his head and looked towards the person behind him who was 'helping'. He is big, fat and round, and he is Akimichi Choji!

At this moment, Akimichi Choji is also staring at Naruto in confusion.

He was chatting with Shikamaru just now, saying that he wanted to invite Kiba and Shino to the barbecue restaurant after school, why did Naruto…

The two, big eyes and small eyes, are staring at each other. They were speechless, and Naruto shed a thousand tears.

"It's so troublesome." Shikamaru covered his forehead with his hand. With his IQ, he instantly understood what had happened, but of course he chose to not see or hear anything.

"Naruto!!!"

Iruka's voice carried a hint of coldness as he coldly said, "Stand at the door of the classroom!"

"…Yes." Naruto lowered his head and walked out desolately. Then, thinking of Kanpū's words, he quickly put both of his hands in his pockets.

After Iruka regained control of the class, he let everyone self-study, and then walked out of the classroom, then coldly said: "Naruto, come to the office with me!"

"Yes." Naruto walked with his head down.

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