Dangerous Advice

"I wouldn't do that if I were you," said Kakashi, shaking his head as he looked down at Zabuza's crotch and commented, "Your manhood will be ripped off." 

Zabuza trembled even more when he heard this. Kakashi is crazy! This fucking lunatic is crazy! Something must've gone wrong because Kakashi's battle prowess is much higher than before! 

While Zabuza was having a criss, the thick mist continued to gradually clear.

Sakura, Naruto and Old man Tazuna could see them clearly now. They were standing in the middle of the bridge. Kakashi looked across at Naruto, and saw he had released his shadow clones. He turned his attention back to Zabuza.

"The fog has lifted already, and your future is…humiliation." Kakashi said with certainty, his eyes and tone getting serious. 

"What are you planning to do!?! I'll…" Zabuza couldn't help but feel fear. He hadn't felt this in a long time. 

"There's nothing you can do in this situation." Kakashi interrupted, taking out his piss pistol from his pocket and pointing it at Zabuza's face.

"Your death is certain. You were too full of yourself. I don't really care about the details of your life, but you are surely unfortunate for coming across me in your lifetime. Because your end definitely won't be a chill one." 

Panic was written all over Zabuza's face when he saw the piss pistol. He could see yellow liquid inside of it! 

Kakashi sensed his worries and smiled, It won't be an easy death for you.

He fired shots consecutively, aiming at Zabuza's face. 

[ Scumbag Points +10! ] 

[ Scumbag Points +10! ] 

With the easy points rolling in, Kakashi felt like he should continue to make use of urine and spray it on people or something. Though, he felt like the System would find a way to restrict him like how it did on his ass busting streak. 

Old man Tazuna and Sakura covered their eyes with their hands, looking away from the scene. This was too cruel and disgusting! They couldn't help but want to die if they're in Zabuza's situation. 

Zabuza had an expression of shock on his face as he fell backwards and landed with a thud. 

He couldn't move his hands and legs, because he was heavily being restrained by the dogs, and they were slowly ripping his limbs. He glanced over at Haku, who was still unconscious. He felt a little light headed, wondering how everything had come to this.

Kakashi gave a look to Naruto and Sasuke, and the two understood what Kakashi wanted… 

They followed the bastard's order and brought the unconscious Haku over. 

Kakashi walked over and patted Naruto on his head, before kneeling down to stab Haku's arms before dragging the boy to Zabuza's side and lifting off Haku's mask. 

"This… is a girl!?" Naruto couldn't help but ask on the side. 

"It's a boy. If you don't trust me, you can pull down his pants." Kakashi said with a shrug and got up again. Naruto didn't get the chance to see Haku in this timeline, so he didn't recognize Haku. 

"I… I'll pass." Naruto shook his head. 

"Hey," said Zabuza, gritting his teeth. "I'm going to kill you."

"Yeah" said Kakashi, nodding his head "But not in this lifetime."

Tazuna was surprised at the horrible acts Kakashi exhibited after the battle. He knew he was a Ninja, but he should've just killed them off at once. Stalling their deaths was a questionable act unless he's planning to get information from them. However, it doesn't look like that is what Kakashi is after… He turned his face away, unable to watch. 

Kakashi also stabbed Zabuza's limbs before rolling him and Haku on their stomachs. They were losing blood, and he didn't want them to die before he could reap the last points from them.

At this instance, Haku stirred and coughed, feeling an unimaginable pain. He struggled to breathe, and looked into the eyes of Zabuza, who had a saddened expression on his face.

Haku sighed, and smiled. He wanted to talk, but he couldn't. He simply felt too weak. 

"It's good that you are awake," said Kakashi, he laid down onto the ground and looked both Haku and Zabuza in the eyes and showed them two kunai, his face literally planted on the ground. 

"You see this, you two? I'm going to put it in your ass and make it go all the way in. Wayyy deep in there. Your buttholes are gonna be screaming. Screaming Ahh Aaa uhhh. Hope you don't have shit on it because this kunai can still bust some more asses, you see. If you shit on it, I'm going to make you eat it before you go." 

Kakashi explained before pushing himself off of the ground. 

"KAKASHI YOU PSYCHOTIC BASTARD!!!" Zabuza screamed as he clenched his ass. 

Haku's eyes also widened in disbelief and wondered if this is how Shinobis act? It couldn't be, right!? 

Kakashi ignored them, and he sliced open the part of their pants that covered their buttholes. Tazuna gulped strongly, feeling pity for Zabuza and Haku.

"Bastard sensei! Bastard!" Sakura placed her hands on her face and clenched her teeth. Even she was feeling pity for her enemies. 

Naruto's eyes widened. Don't tell me….

"Sensei!!!" screamed Naruto, "Not that!!!"

Sasuke couldn't help but tremble. He almost had to deal with the same fucking fate not long ago! 

Naruto dashed towards Kakashi-sensei, but he was too late.

Kakashi shouted "ONE THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATHS!" and shoved both Kunais up into their asses, and shoved it deep, blood flowing incessantly.

[ Asshole Destroyer! Scumbag Points +60! ] 

[ Asshole Destroyer! Scumbag Points +60! ] 

Haku's eyes rolled back and died on the spot. 

It took Zabuza another few minutes of intense pain and suffering, before he gave up to become a ghost. Along his way to the after life, he cursed Kakashi nonstop for being such a fucking bitch. 

Naruto dropped to the ground in tears, while Sakura and Tazuna opened their eyes in shock, unable to believe what they had just witnessed. 

Two notifications popped up from the Scumbag system, and Kakashi felt excited because it wasn't over yet. 

"Why, Kakashi sensei! Why did you do it like this?" Naruto asked with some tears coming out of his eyes. 

"Because I'm a scum, Naruto. You have to become scum too if you want to be strong like me," Kakashi looked down on Naruto and said blatantly. It would be good to convert the main character into being a scum. 

"I… I…." Naruto's words got stuck in his throat. He usually has a lot of things to say, but this time, he was tongue tied. He didn't know why anyone would admit that they're scum. 

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Tazuna walked to where the kids were, and rubbed his hands on Naruto and Sakura's heads.

"You kids did well today. You successfully protected the hope of my village. I wish Inari could learn a thing or two from you all." He said, smiling heartily. Then, he looked at Kakashi and wanted to say 'except you', but he stopped himself. Who knows what Kakahsi would do to him… 

Sakura blushed, while Naruto gave a wide smile.

"Ah, my farm pigs are finally here!" said Kakashi suddenly, as he spotted Gato and his thugs, climbing up the bridge from their boats.