Third Musketeer

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"Hey, sluts!"

Ino and Sakura both stopped dead in their tracks. They hadn't more then ten yards into the warm summer outside. It came from behind them. In the bend of the long, wide, and heated canal which served as Konoha's hot springs.

"Tell me that's not aimed at us." Sakura groaned.

Ino sighed. "Okay, it's not aimed at us."

The voice came again. And disturbed pretty much everybody in earshot. "Hey, sluts! Pinky! Blondie! I'm back here!"

"Well it was nice to dream." Sakura said.

"Fifty bucks says that's note lady." Ino said.

"That's a sucker bet, and you know it."

With heavy hearts, the two friends about-faced and retraced their steps. Back along the red banister lining the canal. Abruptly, it turned right in a sharp corner. Where a set of stairs led down into the crystal-sapphire water. Steam hung thick over the surface today. And the other bathers lounged ghostlike in dark outlines among the white clouds. Yet even with them so hard to observe. It was obvious how far they went to observe the source of that aggressive, smoke-tinged voice.

When Ino and Sakura both saw Hinata's face emerge above the steam, they stopped short. Even with her lipstick and more angular face, they still recognized their third musketeer. She waved them over with a ruby-lipped grin.

They were so shocked; they didn't notice the overly loud splash that came with her standing up. Nor the long ripples which disturbed the glassy water's surface. As if somebody had dredged two boulders from the canal floor.

"…Ino. Pinch me. I think I'm dreaming." Sakura said.

"Sure."

"Eek! Not on my ass!"

"Hey, you didn't specify where. I'll take it where I can get it."

Together, they descended into the water. Hesitant and careful to avoid the other bathers. Bathers who shot them rueful looks as they passed. Any friend of that annoying bitch in the corner over there had to be at least half as obnoxious. Right?

Though to her credit, the new and improved Hinata wasn't a completely ungracious host. She'd already sunk down beneath the water by the time Ino and Sakura reached her. Hidden from the outside world in a little sanctum of steam. A drink tray bobbed on an innertube to her left. Three drinks rested on it, red and orange things gradianted into a sweet syrup not unlike a rising sun. Each garnished with a cherry and an orange slice.

Plus a dash of canal water. What with all the splashes going around.

Tentative, Sakura and Ino sat in the water across from their third best friend. Hinata's smirk didn't waver. Even in the face of their overwhelming shock. When the two friends found their seats cross-legged on the canal bottom, she held up a glass to each of them.

"Drink? I made 'em myself."

Ino sipped hers a little, then brightened up and took a longer drink. Sakura sniffed hers suspiciously.

"What is this?"

"Tequila Sunrise. Just a little tequila though. Tsunade keeps telling me I can't go quite as hard as I used to."

Sakura raised an eyebrow at that comment, but elected not to pry. She tried the drink instead. Mm… okay not bad. She loved sweet things on principle, but this seemed to be missing a certain… bite. Probably the booze.

Ino wasn't so subtle. She downed the drink in one go and replaced the glass. Pressing her palms together over her mouth, she tried to figure out how to address the massive elephant in the room.

"Something on your mind, blondie?" Hinata raised an eyebrow.

"Is that a trick question? What the hell is all this?" Ino rubbed her temples. "I mean, what happened to you?"

The two friends began peppering Hinata with questions. Did she feel sick? How long had she been this way? She hadn't changed herself for Naruto's sake, had she? Also, where did she get that specific shade of jungle red lipstick? 'Cause it was Sai's favorite color.

…Okay maybe that last one was mostly Ino. Sakura shot her a look for that. She shrugged in return.

"Girls, girls. I feel fine." Hinata tried to calm them down.

That last word tingled Sakura's doctor senses. "Just fine?"

"I mean I feel great, pinkie. Better than I have in, like, ever." Hinata laid back against the wall and rested her arms on the ledge. "Seriously, this' the best thing that's ever happened to me."

"But you're so… different." Sakura protested.

"And? People can't change?" Hinata asked.

Sakura flushed and started to babble. Ino came to her rescue. "I think what she means is that people don't normally just flip all the way around into… well…"

"Being a shameless slut?" Hinata supplied. Sakura blushed brighter and Ino breathed a sigh of relief. That had been exactly what she meant.

"Basically yeah. I mean, think about this from where we're sitting. Last time Sakura and I saw you, you were going off with Naruto for your honeymoon. That was, what, a year ago?"

"A year and a half." Hinata corrected. "I've been counting the weeks."

Ino continued. "Okay, a year and a half. The point is this' just… weird to us."

Hinata thought about this, then put up her hands. "Okay, you girls have a point. I guess this does look kind of weird from the outside."

"Kind of weird?" Sakura interjected. "This is so far beyond kind of weird, Hinata. It's not even in the same state."

"Ugh. Fine then, it's really weird." Hinata huffed, annoyed. She knew Sakura wasn't trying to grill her. The girl was just a serial worrier (it came with working in the medical industry). She truly was just concerned for her well-being. "Look, if I tell you sluts exactly how this all happened. Will you stop worrying?"

They thought about this. Sakura spoke for them both. "Hmm. No guarantees, but sure."

"…You know what? Close enough. Okay, here it goes; it started right after the wedding. You know, on our honeymoon. Naruto had this super romantic vacation planned out. We'd rented this gorgeous bridal suite in Yugakure. Like, it had its own grotto and and its own onsen and everything."

Ino and Sakura both asked the obvious girl question. Mirroring Tsunade from all those months ago. 'How was it?' and 'Was it super expensive' and stuff like that. This time, Hinata was much more forthright.

"Well that's the rub. We never got there."

Ino blinked. "You guys missed out on your dream honeymoon?! At the Village Hidden in the Hot Water? Like, the most luxurious vacation spot in the nations? Wh-why?"

"Easy." Hinata answered. "Awesome, mind-blowing sex."

A needle in Sakura's head scratched. She was not hearing this.

"It's kind of a funny stoy. See, Naruto was ninja-running to the border 'cause even with me on his back he's insanely fast. We figured we'd save on money because we spent it all on our reservation. Anyway, my girls ended up bouncing all over the back of his head. They were jiggling everywhere and my nipples were rock hard because it was a cool night. And I was wearing that purple spandex bra. So my tits were smushed up all soft and meaty on the back of his head, and Naruto… Mmm! He looked like a starving man tied up ten inches from a full-on barbecue. We were both still super nervous 'cause neither of us had had sex before but we were like, you know what? One little quickie couldn't hurt."

Female senses tingled; they knew what was about to happen. Light under the water, they slid closer. Split around to the sides of their friend. Planning to sandwich Hinata between them and pump out all and naughty little details. Not that their third musketeer needed any encouragement.

"So we stopped in a random town and rented the cheapest hotel room we could find. Naruto carried me up the stairs like prince charming and threw me on the bed."

Hinata closed her eyes and nibbled her lower lip. Even with all the crazy sexcapades of the past year or so, that first night was still special to her.

"We were both super nervous, but we powered through and helped each other get our clothes off. I wasn't expecting much for our first time but… Fuck me, when I saw his thick eight incher flop out onto my hairy pussy. Mmh<3 I think came a little. 'Course was super embarrassed from orgasming just that. But he told me loved the sounds make when cum…"< p>

"Wait a sec, back up. Eight inches? Fucking Naruto's got an eight-inch penis?" Sakura didn't believe it.

"Someone sounds jealous." Ino snickered.

Sakura blushed. "N-no! Sasuke's just as big…"

Nobody in the audience bought that.

"And what we did next. Me on my back and him on top of me… inside me… both of us naked and slippery. God, it was wonderful." Then Hinata grew concerned, wholly in the past moment. "But he just kept going. He kept on fucking me. I thought it was sweet at first, you know? Like he was just so hot for me that he couldn't go soft. Even after he came. But he just kept cumming and cumming and thrusting and thrusting. After awhile I was just a gooey puddle under him. It took everything I had to just, cling to him for dear life and ride out the wave."

Ino and Sakura raised an eyebrow at each other. This didn't sound plausible at all. Sure, maybe Naruto was a surprisingly good lay but come on. Hinata was making him sound like some sort of insatiable sex monster.

"I don't know how many times I came. After the first two or three times they just dragged out so long they blended. But him? He shot, like, six times over the course of an hour. We tried condoms, but we'd only brought one box. The biggest we could find. And he still popped them all."

Sakura tried to hide her cynicism. "Yeah, sure. And I bet he filled a soda can with every shot, right?"

Hinata didn't seem bothered by her disbelief. She just shot her a knowing smirk. "Yeah, how'd you know?"

Sakura didn't have a response to that. Hinata plowed on, well and truly revved up now.

"After awhile I just… couldn't go on. My poor pussy was sore and I couldn't feel my legs. But Naruto was lost in the rut. I called his name again and again but he didn't hear me. His eyes had turned red, I shit you not. I had to haul off and slap him to bring him out of it."

Sakura tried to comfort he friend. About how hard that must have been. And what a jerk Naruto had been for not listening. Hinata shot that down fast.

"You're not getting it, Sakura. He really couldn't control himself. I had to lock myself in the bathroom so he could calm down. And we talked through the door. He felt awful but I managed to get the story out of him. Turns out he's always been this way. For as long as he could remember. He just thought it was normal. Needing at least an hour of hardcore, high-octane, double-fisted masturbation to actually cum. Fantasizing about his own mother and his sisters…"

Ino gasped and covered her mouth with one hand. "Oh my god, what a stud. Can't say I blame him."

"Wait, what was that last part?" Sakura asked.

"…Needing at least an hour of hardcore, high-octane, double-fisted masturbation to actually cum?" Hinata supplied innocently.

"…Oh. Uh, never mind. I thought you said something else."

Incriminating question deflected. Hinata continued her story. "That was when I popped the big question. If fucking my pussy wasn't enough. Maybe I could use my mouth instead. Just to switch it up. Obviously, he wasn't gonna say no to that. So, I let myself out of the bathroom. And, well, I did my best. He was just so long and thick and I could see him struggle with not, just, ramming his huge sausage down my poor little throat. So I took the lead and sucked and slurped and bobbed as best I could. I've watched a lot of blowjob porn so I… kind of knew what I was doing.

Turns out that was the magic formula. He lasted about ten seconds in my throat. And then…"