5 chapter 5

"Oh!" Kushina's eyes widened in recognition, "Hatake Hisago-chan, is that you? Now there's someone I haven't seen in a long time! Mako's told me all about you since you left the ANBU. How've you been?" She very deliberately avoided the questions, however.

"Maa, maa, I've been alright," Hisago demured, the look in her one visible eye fading away into laziness, "Kept to myself mostly…so, how's Mako-sensei been?"

"Oh, well...same as ever. Worries a lot about this guy…"

"Heh~... so your kid really is a boy, Uzumaki-san?" Naruto yelped and hid behind his mother's leg as a head of purple hair, shorter and slightly longer than Hara's rose from the water just at the edge nearest to them. The woman grinned at the blond boy. "Heh...so it really is like the futa seal. Pretty small, though, isn't it?" Kushina really didn't like the woman and how she craned her neck to peek at her son's privates…

"Anko!" protested a woman with black, wavy hair, grabbing her friend by the shoulder and pulling her back, spluttering, "Just because you're in the bath is no reason to gawk at people, especially the Hokage's son!"

"Heh… " groaned the woman in dismay, "C'mon Nai-chan, it's not like I was gonna do anything else..."

"Kushina." The redhead looked over to see that Mikoto had already slipped into the water, folding her towel to use as a pillow against the rocks. "Just get in already. You came here to relax, right? Don't worry, Naru-chan is perfectly fine with us; Mitarashi-san is a bit crude, but she won't harm him."

Kushina paused, taking a moment to reorient her thoughts. She looked down at Naruto, who peered owlishly back up at her and she smiled ruefully. "Ah, right. I'll hold you to that, Mikoto!"

And, taking Naruto's small hand in her own, she gently guided him into the water alongside her. After they settled into the bath, Naruto's eyes drifted and took in all the large breasts casually on display.

Before Kushina could hope to stop him, he asked aloud: "Can I ask these obachans for milk, mama?"

She groaned and hid her face in her hands, which did nothing to drown out the laughter that arose from her friends. Surprisingly enough, Anko was not one of them.

"Well if you really insist…" *SMACK!* "Ow, c'mon Nai-Chan! It was just a joke!"

Well, not that surprisingly.

[Outside the baths]

A woman peeked through a hole in one of the planks. She had long, feathery white hair that went down to her waist and slight wrinkles on her tanned body that suggested she was in her fifties. Her clothes were simple, with an iron-gray suit being worn under a red vest, a pair of red geta, and a special forehead protector with the kanji "some Chinese letter" brushed on it.

In her hands, she was scribbling down everything she saw in a notepad. "C'mon, I need some action, ladies," she whispered to herself, a shit-eating grin on her face as she watched the women conversing with each other.

As her eye wandered, the peeping woman's eye fell upon a blond child with an interesting little addition affixed to the junction between his legs. Ah, so that's what the mess was about, she thought, perverted scenarios running through her mind, Maybe I can use him as material for a new book series…assuming Mako-chan and Kushi-chan won't kill me for it. Or at least don't find out. Ah, who am I kidding? Of course they'll slaughter me, but it'd be totally worth it!

'The first male in a century~ Born from the Hoka- nah, that hits too close to home. Even the first male is too close now that I think about it…eh, never mind, the first male, born from the Hokage, in a land of women. He was their promised savior, so he had to- heheheh, seriously, this stuff is writing itself!'

The white haired, slightly aged beauty smirked pervertedly as she heard Naruto's question.

'That's at least a chapter in the making! Best. Godson. Ever.'

Keeping a lid on her chuckles, she briefly stopped and took a closer look at Naruto, smiling fondly. Godson… that had a nice ring to it.

Standing up from her peeking hole, she walked away while looking over the notes of her newest smut. A little bare-bones for now, but it could work…hmm, but it needs more of a kick…Incest? Well, if you're going to dig your own grave, better dig it in some good soil.

Mm...speaking of which, I bet he'll be quite the stud when he's older~!

GoF

[4 Years Later]

Naruto gazed proudly at the clothes he'd laid out. Tomorrow, he'd wear them to his first day at the Ninja Academy. The kimono was a bright shade of pink with white sakura petals, tied up with a blood-red obi.

"Heh. All the girls will be so jealous of how awesome I look-ttebayo," he muttered smugly. In a land without men, such ideas as pink being unmanly were rightly foreign to the young boy. In terms of maturity, sure, pink could be seen as 'kiddish,' but not girly.

Naruto himself only barely understood his gender and how it differed from other girls his age. He knew he didn't have breasts and had a natural penis, but other than that he wasn't truly aware of the differences between himself and the women around him.

It wasn't until that day he that was given a kickstart into the wonderful world of what would define his life. It all started with a weird feeling…

Naruto suddenly gasped and staggered, feeling a little lightheaded. "H-huh? Whoa, w-what's goin' on-ttebayo?" Then, as the light above seemed to dim slightly, he felt an intense, but pleasant tingling between his legs. "Oh...th-that feels kinda good…" he mumbled, eyes swimming behind his eyelids as he tried to understand the foreign sensation in his body. After several moments, it died down, leaving him with his heart pounding and his face flushed. "M-mama," he said to himself in a daze, "Mama will know what's happening…"