chapter 24

GoF

When Naruto woke up, he felt extra uncomfortable. He'd expecting this; even in the carefree dreams he'd been having of the times shared Sasami and Kizu the last week, along with additions of his mother, he could tell that he would be having a unique wakeup call.

So when he woke up to find his sheets tented six inches higher than the rest of him, he didn't even bother to scream like he had the first time. He did groan in annoyance at the cold, slimy wetness that registered from that region sat up and groaned in disappointment of himself. Wetting the bed? What am I, six?!

He sniffed once and frowned at the recognisable scent.

…So he came in his sleep?

He simply stood up and made his way to the bathroom, stripping off his clothing as he went, until he was naked in the middle of the shower. He would have turned on the cold shower right away, if it hadn't been for the slight dripping sound he picked up.

He looked down to see his hanging cock, and a small amount of dripping precum from the end of it.

"...You are kind of reaching the point I wonder why I need you," Naruto grumbled, "First you get hard when I don't need it, then you make girls more distracting, and even if the sucking thing Kizu and Sasami do is fun, they get kind of exhausting…"

He simply turned the cold tap and the water went full blast on his crotch…and it didn't even go down. If anything it was aching painfully now, like straining a muscle that refused to relax, stubbornly jutting out from his body at a near 90-degree angle.

"OH COME ON, DATTEBAYO! WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG!?" As if Murphy were listening, the door suddenly opened and in stepped Kushina, clad in a black, spandex-tight pair of shorts and a sports-bra that showed off her flat, toned stomach.

"Hey, socchi, mind sharing the-

She stopped suddenly as her eyes locked onto the very hard and enormous member dangling between her son's legs. She simply stared, her mind drawing a complete blank.

"Na… Na… WHY IS YOUR- Urg…" Kushina sputtered. It took a good minute before she collected herself enough to control her voice. She closed her eyes and steadied her breathing, before looking at her son directly, her face suddenly the picture of serenity. "When you're done, we need to talk, apparently."

Naruto gulped at the fragile calm on his mother's face. This was not good…one wrong move -or word, even- could have her freaking out again. Okay, Naruto. You can do this…just remember, no sudden moves.

GoF

"So… you're saying this happened the morning you woke up?" Kushina asked, sipping her tea and trying to reign in her chaotic emotions.

"Y-yeah, I woke up today and it was all hard and leaking and stuff…" Naruto was kneeling in a painful position as punishment for not coming to his mother about it sooner. Whether or not it was intentional was the matter of discussion at the moment.

"Hmm, and you didn't think of telling me this sooner…why?" His mother put the cup down and stared into his eyes.

"Uh…" Naruto was in a bind; for one, he was going to fix it eventually by visiting Sasumi and Kizu, but that plan was delayed for now. It was actually his backup plan to visit them during the holidays because of how unmanageable his cock would be without them. Maybe it was also because he felt bitter that mama cut their bonding time so short, but all these reasons couldn't be said…she was sipping tea right in front of him after all.

So his face took on the infamous 'puppy-dog eyes of submission' in hopes that it would work this time. "Ah…because I thought mama would be mad…" he said contritely, "You said it would only be once a month…a-and it only started l-leaking today." This part was, of course, perfectly true… technically, it only 'leaked' when Sasumi and Kizu got it really hard.

Kushina bit her lip as she considered this. One week…that was more than three times a month, far more than she expected; this was not…NOT what she was expecting. It was hard to be the unshakable mother when something like this was delegated to herself personally every week.

Briefly, she considered dipping into her position as the Hokage's wife, and simply hiring a servant to be discreet and take care of it…but then again, there was the biggest problem of all: while she would have little trouble finding a woman in the village to help this problem that would keep their mouths shut for the right amount of ryō…the problem was that it would still be a BIG step, and the thought of hiring someone to attend to her son felt wrong.

She herself had pledged her position as a mother to helping Naruto and his problem. Was she really going to hire some stranger to do her duties for her? Kushina, once again used her troublesome adaptive loyalty to her family and home to rationalize her problem. Her mind closed off as she locked onto the facts presented to her. Once a week… it isn't too bad, it's something that has to be dealt with. Besides, it's not like it's that painful or anything… once I deal with it, I can clean myself off and Naruto will still have a normal, happy life… It's fine like this. He just didn't tell me because he thought I limited my help to him… he thought he would be a burden… I can't let him think that!

Kushina was unaware of the noose that she placed around her own neck as her thoughts made a full cycle to agreement. "Naru-chan… please lay down on your back."