When a man from our world dies unexpectedly, he finds himself face-to-face with a disheveled deity offering him a second chance at life. With a spin of a cosmic roulette, he is reincarnated into the Naruto universe, armed with the formidable powers of Teresa of the Faint Smile from the anime Claymore.
I'm back, and sexier than ever. Long story short, another hurracaine, I got the flu but on steroids, had to have my jaw readjusted… (that hurt WAYYYYY more than anything I have ever experienced in all my life) and that's it. That's what kept Corn kidnapped, the weather and the weakness of his flesh.
But worry not, updates start this Sunday. I'm back to writing, and eager to post. Sorry about the entire thing, I know it almost seemed like I went to buy the milk and had no intentions of coming back.
Corn is a responsible novel parent. (One that neglects some of his children over his favorite one at the moment, but don't tell that to his other children.)
Anyways, love you all. Corn!🌽