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Naruto: Dream to Immortality (COMPLETED)

We've all read a Naruto fanfic at one time or another. Most are downright boring, predictable and riddled with plot holes... And this isn't like any of them...  An utterly pragmatic and selfish (bordering evil) MC has been reborn into an alternate reality... Not one of plot armors and Mary Sue characters... but of war, death, and cruelty. One where only the strong survive. And our protagonist is certainly not planning to die again anytime soon... He plans on surviving, no matter what the cost...  Woe to whoever is foolish enough to stand in his way... ——————————————————————— Patreon~ for more chapters in advance and more stories like this. www.patreon.com/HolyJoker ——————————————————————— JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/M9hghrm **Disclaimers**  -Not for the faint of heart or those inclined to read clichéd wish-fulfillment SI...  -All copyrighted content is the property of its respective owner(s).

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Spending Money

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-three months later- 

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I am currently eating breakfast with my 'mother' and Tsume… who just looks at me and in a bored manner while she says.

"So when is Shiro going to finish his secret training."

I don't look at her and just look at the eggs that I am eating. Shiro should be done soon… Shiro before the experiment was at chunin level, for him to go beyond that he would have to wait for another 5-10 years… and at max he would only be able to go up to low level Jounin… that might seem good… but to me that is pretty much useless. I thought that he might die during the procedure to nourish him with the flesh and dark chakra of the zero tails. I have already put numerous Fuinjutsu all over Shiro's body. From anti corruption seal to the clear mind, anti possession seal and all that. I even put a seal in him so that I could summon Shiro whenever I might need him. Kind of like a Summoning animal but not really. 

Then I firmly replied to Tsume.

"Soon he should be done…"

Then I get up from my seat and thank my 'mother' for the food. 

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Then I go to the bathroom… while I am washing my hands Tsume comes in after finishing her breakfast. When she looks at me she just smiles a little… yeah she has gotten over the phase of me teasing her. She knows what I am doing is just for fun so she doesn't want to give me the pleasure … but I also know her weak point.

I just smirk at Tsume a little and say.

"So anyway how are your missions going."

Her team hasn't been in a C rank mission ever since I came back. Obviously I am manipulating the system a little. It isn't all fun and games as it seems actually and I am doing this for a reason. Since my link to the village which is currently my 'mother' she is my 'weakness' that keeps people from thinking of me as a greedy monster with selfish aspirations. I have seen that my 'mother' is a person with a weak will that might just die from the stress of me being in danger. I need to train Tsume as my next 'weakness'. 

I mean Danzo hasn't done anything to me even when I threatened him. Because he thinks that he knows my weaknesses… he thinks that he is in control. While they are all dancing in the palm of my hand… the ninja are looking underneath the underneath… but I just keep building more and more layers... 

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Then Tsume just looks at me a little angrily and she just fumeds off and goes away… without even washing her hands… I just smile a little and say… how unruly she is… and how dumb… she doesn't understand that she is being manipulated all along… although this teasing seems like it is 90% for fun… which is true... it is mostly for fun… then there is also the other 10% which is for Tsume when she grows up and understands that I teased her because I had a 'crush' on her and didn't know how to express my feelings. 

Also she isn't pretty enough for me to try so hard to get her… she is like a 5/10 and if she really tries hard she might be like a 6/10… I then take a shower to get ready for a very important procedure today...

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Then I again go into my underground laboratory in the new third floor. I put 100 mil Ryo in it… this floor is meant for Uchiha & Hashirama Cells experiments. I had almost one billion Ryo from the stealing during the war but with all of the expenses I only have about 230 million Ryo left. It isn't bad but it also isn't good either. My clan treasury (me)  has an income of 8.5 million Ryo a month with all of the clan taxes, restaurants, one clinic and the six apartment buildings that I own. After the first big buy out for me there are no longer enough people that want to sell things in Konoha. Though my clan treasury income is up there with the best of the clans in Konoha but… my clan members still aren't as rich as the others like the Uchiha clan members. Since their clan mostly has ninja… which is a good paying job and there are a lot of Jounin in the Uchiha Clan. 

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When I enter the 3rd floor there are six capsules with dead Uchiha's in them. Of course I took their eyes and even transplanted  a pair of them to myself. How did I even get a sharingan… well…

I had my Clones go out of Konoha from the sewer system. Which is the only place where there is a weakness in the barrier and someone can go out undetected… it took me a long time to find that weakness. And a lot of ninjas die in the war... even Uchiha's and some bodies not being found is a normal thing in this chaotic war.

Also in the middle of the room there is a smaller capsule filled with green liquid and there is an arm in that. The arm has thin wires and tubes attached to it… getting and pumping red blood into it…

'So in about twenty minutes all of the preparations should be completed.'

I then go to the second floor of the laboratory. There are no stairs so I just chakra walk. There it is my little puppy… Shiro. He has full dark fur as black as darkness. His eyes have now become red.

 Then I press a button at the side of the giant glass cube filled with green liquid. The liquid is all drained from it and Shiro who is now the size of a horse… I sense his chakra levels and I am quite pleased with his progress. He has the chakra levels of an Elite Jounin… nice… but let's see if I need to kill Shiro or not…

I look Shiro in the eyes, I couldn't sense any malicious intent from it. But since he was recreated from the zero tails flesh and chakra might be able to somehow cheat the chakra sensing… then I just look at him, extend my hand towards Shiro and say to him calmly…

"Paw."

*whine*

Shiro just whines a little and puts his now giant paw into my hand. I immediately ran a full diagnostic jutsu on him… he is perfectly normal… the zero tails chakra only changed him physically… so no special chakra stealing ability and all that… it just simply gave Shiro a stronger body and some more chakra. 

Then I tell Shiro to use the Inuzuka man beast transformation to transform into a small dog. He does so and after I order him to go outside of my lab he listens to me… as soon as he is out I let out a sigh of relief. After all the seals that were around the room were about to obliterate Shiro as soon as he gained consciousness… damn I really put too many seals in here. I had to remote control thousands of them to not kill Shiro...

Then I go back into the third floor again… I activate my new sharingan and see that the arm is stabilized. Then I take out my prosthetic arm and link it to my shoulder blade to be able to be summoned whenever I want… so I now have like three arms once I finish the transplant… though the third prosthetic arm will be in a seal most of the time. But I will still be able to use the abilities of the zero tails… and I know how useful the abilities of the zero tails are… from chakra stealing to me being able to sense up to three thousand meters clearly and even being able to sense negative emotions… I need to keep it on just in case… at least until I figure out how to be able to use those techniques by myself.

Then I lie on a table and do a handsign.

*poof*

A clone appears next to me… he nods at me and goes towards the class capsule, he dries the green liquid in it and then he opens it. He then takes the arm which has a pale color and he looks at me, he then activates his sharingan and my clone says to me.

"Let's see if this procedure will be a success."

I just nod and activate my own sharingan.

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