209 Dolls...

Chapter 209

Title: Dolls...

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I just yawn a little, seeing that Orochimaru killed my spy on him. I mean he took someone who was known to spy for Konoha under his wing, what did he expect? I am not as incompetent as Danzo, Kabuto truly was my spy. He was really talented too… but at the same time he was disposable so it doesn't really matter anyway.

Anyway, Naruto was brought to a hospital too. What a loser, he didn't even get to fight Sasuke and would have actually died from the explosion if Shiro wasn't there. Talk about recklessness, anyway, Sasuke is a missing ninja and Orochimaru is training him at an abandoned temple in the Land of Rice. 

Funny, Orochimaru thinks that he can escape from my schemes and be more than a pawn. He doesn't understand that ever since he escaped Konoha he has been my pawn, Kabuto would make sh*t up about a person and Orochimaru would kill them, he was the perfect scapegoat. But now he is lying low to give the rest of the world the illusion that he is already dead. 

I put a B Rank difficulty on capturing Sasuke, but I put an A Rank bounty because of his valuable bloodline. But that is for show mostly. 

Orochimaru isn't the only one who marked Sasuke. He is Indra's reincarnation, of course I have countermeasures against him. Plus I have tracking fuinjutsu along his spine, the inside of his skull and at the bottom of his heart. Also countless poison and explosive seals all along his body. I didn't go easy on him. Orochimaru won't notice this stuff too due to my advanced Fuinjutsu making my markings invisible. Even the Hiraishin mark on Sasuke.

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Some time later, Shiro and then Tsunade come into my office. Shiro is in his miniature puppy form, and is just snoring at the side of the room. 

Tsunade on the other hand comes and reports something to me. "Jiraya asked me to take one Sakura Haruno under my wing."

As she said that she sits down on the chair in front of me.  Her ample breasts giving me a good view of her cleavage. 

But I still just sigh at this. "You can take her as a student if you want. I am not stopping you."

Though I say that casually Tsunade narrows her eyes at me. "So she won't 'suddenly' die in a mission."

Oh, she thinks that I will kill her.

"Don't worry I won't kill her. I am not that vain or controlling just because you got a student that I will kill her."

"I am quite unsure about that, you could just kill her because you decided that Jiraya might be up to something by doing this."

I just shrug at this and casually say. "Oh no it isn't that at all. It was just Naruto begging him to try and convince you to take Sakura as your student."

Tsunade seems a little amused when she hears this. "You just admitted to spying on very private conversations."

"No I didn't admit to anything like that. I just told you that I know of this."

"And how do you know of this?"

"By using my brain."

"You are thirty seven years old now, but you still act like a kid sometimes."

"Mah, you worry too much about age. When in reality it's just a number."

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So me and Tsunade joke around for another half an hour while Shiro just gives us a glance every now and then, due to waking up from our laughters.

But as soon as Tsuande is outside, Shiro just looks at me and says. "You wanna fuck that big titty milf you just don't wanna admit it."

I look at him laying on his back, he really even talks like a trashy person. 

*sigh* Sometines I wonder where did I go wrong raising this dog...

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One week after that and here I am, in one of my bars, except some waitresses there is no one here.  Tsunade is drinking some whisky, I am sitting next to her. 

So I just look at her as she drinks and seems sad. I understand that she must be thinking about her dead family. 

Jiraya and Naruto were allowed by me to go on their little training trip.

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-General POV-

Yami puts a comforting arm around Tsunade. She seems surprised by this and looks at him with wide eyes, in the end she just leans on him. 

"Is this our punishment for our sins?" Asks Tsunade.

Yami perks up at this. "No." He answers. "It isn't a punishment, because god doesn't exist. If he did exist, allowing things like this to happen… don't you think that he would be a cruel god then."

Tsunde looks surprised at this. "That is a pretty depressing outlook in life that you have Yami."

As Tsunade says that, she is no longer talking to Yami as her student or as a child. Not even as her leader. She is talking to him as a friend and someone who she can rely on.

"Depressing but true." Says Yami. "To keep people from desperation, that is why god was created. Even of he exists, then he must be pretty afraid of his creation as he never visits."

Tsunade smiles at this. "So god is like a deadbeat dad huh…"

Yami shrugs at this. "Well… he doesn't exist. There is no proof of him. But religion does help some people keep a calm state of mind as death closes by."

Tsunade smirks at this. "But sadly, death is a fate we will all have to accept. Even that fool Orochimaru, in his quest for immortality, he doesn't know that in the end, everyone will die. When the sun explodes or when this world ceases to exist."

Yami nods at this. "Yep, everyone will one day die." 

But even while he says that, on the inside he also added. 'Except me that is.'

Tsunade stops leaning on him and looks at Yami, in his dark emotionless eyes. "We will all die and our lifes will all be unimportant in the end."

Yami smirks but he shakes his head. "That is not exactly correct, after all-"

But as Yami is about to continue he is stopped by Tsuande's lips landing on his. She then withdraws and looks at Yami. "Surprised you didn't I."

Yami's surprised face… morps into a gentle smile, he shakes his head at this. "You are a really needy woman you know that. Sleeping with a married man."

She smiles at this. "As if I don't know that you have already fu*ked, your own student, your secretary, some Jonin women and even your dog walker. If you weren't cheating with me, you would definitely be cheating with someone else."

Yami smirks at this. "Yes and if I keep this up. My wife might become an alcoholic like you." 

Tsunde looks at his eyes as she just gets up and sits on his lap facing him. "As if you care."

Seeing the look on Tsuande's face Yami's smile turns malicious. "You are really evil aren't you."

Even though he says that, he knows the real mental state of Tsunade. He can see her flushed face and heavy panicked breathing.

'She is having an existential crisis. But then again… I didn't even have to try that hard to get results. Manipulating someone as mentally fickle as Tsunade is truly easy.' Concludes Yami, Tsunade seems about to come and give him another kiss. But as he grabs her by the back of her head, pulling her for a kiss and his other hand starts exploring her body, and unbuttoning some things, while taking off some others.

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