Naruto: Dating Simulator

I've transmigrated. How? Don't ask, for I myself don't understand. My name? Sakana Oden. Don't ask, for I don't understand why someone would name their child like this. Dating simulator? Don't joke with me, damn it...! This freaking system is anything but a dating simulator!!! - I write this when I feel like trolling around. Be aware of what you are about to read prior to entering… *I don't own the cover!