Danzo just stood by the side and laughed while watching Tsunade and Jiraiya fight. "It took me 45 years to get to this point. For all this time, I tried to prove myself as the best Hokage candidate, yet, you people never accepted me, always giving the position to some weakling pacifist.
I did everything for the glory and power of this village. Yet, I was never recognised. You... you all forced my hands now. To make Konoha the greatest and the strongest village, I must stomp over the rest. And once I have that fool... Shiroken Dama under my Genjutsu, he will become my biggest weapon to conquer the world.
You two shall die as traitors today. The village shall remember you two as traitors for eternity. Thank you for your sacrifices, I will not forget your contribution." Danzo boastfully proclaimed.
"And then what? Do you think the world will just follow your rule? Agree to serve your demands and needs? No, they will fight you until you fall." Jiraiya argued.
"Then I will stomp over them until their will bends. The strong rules the weak, the one with the heavier fist decides everything. The weak just follows. And after all the Kages are dead, who is going to disobey me?" Danzo asked.
Tsunade scoffed and replied while smirking, "I may not know him enough, but Lord Dama is not like any other Shinobi, he does not even use Chakra. Genjutsu is something based around Chakra. So... you can do your own calculations."
Danzo's face paled. This was absolutely the truth, he knew that Shiroken uses Natural Energy. And now he had no idea if his eye would even work on Shiroken, after all, it was unproven.
"Don't worry, you won't live to see that even if it is true. KILL THEM!" He ordered loudly.
All Shinobi at the same time jumped to overpower Tsunade and Jiraiya. While they were trying to kill them, Tsunade and Jiraiya could not do the same. They had to smartly protect themselves while not killing anyone.
"ARGH... MOTHERF..." Tsunade nearly cursed as she received a sharp strike on her arm, making it bleed profusely.
"TSUNADE... DON'T LOOK AT YOUR ARM!" Jiraiya shouted.
"Don't worry... I'm over my fear of blood." She revealed.
"W... When? How?" Jiraiya inquired. He never thought she would get out of it so easily.
"Well, Lord Dama helped me once. I don't know what he did... He just talked to me and... hugged me... but I feel there is something more... he probably used his powers." She revealed.
Jiraiya's face fell all of a sudden. "H... hugged you?... Ah, I mean... how did a hug help you?"
"I have no idea, let's just try to live today." She started to go heavier on the hoard of shinobi.
Jiraiya silently fought, but a thousand thoughts ran through his mind.
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In the sky,
"Awww... look how much confidence she has in you... and YOU HUGGED HER?" Monari was acting like she just saw a hundred puppies playing with each other.
Shiroken facepalmed himself, "Well... she started it. I was just trying to help her get over her fear of blood... and she told me about her sad past so I didn't have any way but to reciprocate and pat her head. Besides, it wasn't a full hug, it was her hugging my waist with her arms and head."
"That amounts to hugging... right, Shisui?... Shisui?" She turned to the poor bystander.
Shisui looked at their faces one after another, trying to see who he needed to support. And right now, his instincts told him that supporting Monari was right. "Lady Monari is right, it is indeed a hug."
"TRAITOR!" Shiroken barked.
"Hey, don't scare him. Truth always hurts. But, you should seriously try to get with her, Shiro. At least see if you two are compatible with each other. And if you are... it's not a problem to give me a few hundred nephews and nieces." She blurted like it was the most normal thing.
Shiroken and Shisui stared at her blankly, as if they just found out the god of the Universe was a Gorilla. It was extremely absurd.
"ARE YOU MAD? A thousand babies? She's a human, not a baby-making machine. And if that's how this is, why don't you give me a thousand nephews and nieces?"
"Because neither I nor Jin is a god, like you." She argued.
"But you two are practically immortal. I won't ever let you die, with my natural energy manipulation, I can always keep your body from ageing. So, yes, you can pump out babies like Naruto making clones." Shiroken smartly responded.
She sighed, "Fine, just give me 2. And... hehe... it's nice to see you not denying it."
Shiroken sighed, "Well, sis, I do want to have a biologically related family one day, though I don't know how I will have a child, as I don't have anything inside my body, but Natural Energy can probably do miracles. I just... want to make sure it's with the right woman, physical attraction can often delude minds, you know."
She patted his back, "That's why I'm saying this, try to date her once, there is no harm in it. If you don't like it, both of you can just take a step back, you won't know if you don't try. Just make sure she also agrees to it first."
Well, being the female partner of Shiroken was a pretty big thing for sure. She would basically be the wife of the ruler of the entire world. Many women had their eyes on him and many rich, powerful men wanted to give him their daughters or something.
But, in matters of feelings, Shiroken wanted to follow his non-existent heart.
"Then... why don't you secure your date? It'd be bad if she died even before you tried. And I guess Danzo can use his ability again, he looks too relaxed." Monari suggested.
Shiroken agreed and made themselves go towards the ground. He made sure that Danzo sees them as his doom was coming.
"Hello Danzo, we're here to take back what you stole," Shiroken announced.
Then he looked at Tsunade and Jiraiya fighting. "Tsunade, you seem to be doing well with your hemophobia. And Jiraiya... well I don't know about your perversion, I hope it has decreased."
"Lord Dama, what brought you to this part of the world?" Jiraiya jokingly asked.
He shrugged, "Well, I was just out to get some groceries and world peace, mistakenly stumbled around a fool proclaiming he will enslave me and use me as his weapon."
"Hmm... did you find the right groceries?" Jiraiya asked.
"Oh no, I've yet to reach the market. So, want me to get you out of this mess?" He inquired.
"We could use a hand," Tsunade muttered.
Shiroken chuckled and flew near them, "Fine, I want you to break the arms or legs of all the clan heads who supported Danzo initially. Leave the Ino-Shika-Cho men, they are good folks."
*Sigh* "So you knew it."
"Never assume I'm not seeing things happening around the world. Yes, I'm talking about you as well, Danzo. I know everything that goes on in your little rathole. I've been watching you." Shiroken revealed.
But before Danzo could even say anything, Shiroken started beating people left and right, breaking arms, legs, and sometimes ribs. He was injuring just a few people very precisely.
Tsunade and Jiraiya also followed, knowing all too well why this was happening. After just 3 minutes, about 400 Shinobi were on the ground and the rest were stuck in one pose. Their bodies were restricted by Shiroken.
Finally done, he created a bench for himself from the ground. "Shisui, my boy, go and beat him up to your heart's content. But don't kill him, I have something special planned for him. After all, the villagers should know that the many sons, daughters, fathers and mothers they lost were due to this leech."
"DO NOT COME CLOSER... I WILL NOT ALLOW IT..." Danzo yelled. Monari smiled, knowing that Danzo was going to use Kotoamatsukami.
*WOOSH*
Jiraiya and Tsunade stopped moving, falling into the effects of the Kotoamatsukami. Even Shisui and Monari had fallen into it.
*YAWN*
Shiroken yawned like he was bored. He was still staring at Danzo uninterestedly. He sneered, "Tch... is this it? Your big move?"
*GLASS BREAKING SOUND*
Monari moved again suddenly, "Huh, what a weak level Genjutsu, it only took me 5 seconds to break it. It doesn't even affect all the senses and gave me enough time to tackle it."
"DANZO, YOU ARE WEAK. I'm sure you're using some bastardised version of Shisui-chan's Kotoamatsukami." Monari proclaimed, passing the final verdict. These very words were like the sword of justice and truth for him.
Failing this technique meant he lost. Danzo snorted, "I knew this might happen. I came prepared. I WILL NOT FALL INTO YOUR HANDS... SHIROKEN DAMA!"
However, Danzo found himself unable to move. Shiroken slowly walked towards him, "Fool, you are mistaken if you think I didn't see you do this planning before."
*BAM*
He plunged his hand directly into Danzo's chest, soon he reached the heart and took out a seal from it. He immediately healed the wound. "No short-cuts, Danzo. You are going to die a dog's death... ah, dogs are loyal creatures... so you'll die a maggot's death."
"Shisui, he's all yours." Shiroken gave the green signal.
*WOOSH* Immediately Shisui activated his Susanoo and dashed towards Danzo.
Shiroken in the meantime sat beside Monari on the bench, while Tsunade and Jiraiya were standing. But, then suddenly Monari got up and pulled Tsunade, "Ah, you must be weak and tired, here, sit with me."
She sandwiched Tsunade between herself and Shiroken, and in fact, she tried to push her closer, so Shiroken and Tsunade's shoulder touched.
"Forgive her, her old age has finally gotten the best of her mind." Shiroken apologised to Tsunade. But he didn't stand up either.
"What about me?" Jiraiya asked.
"Well, you're a strong man, you can stand." Monari barked. She sensed the hidden feelings for Tsunade in the man's heart.
But Shiroken was not so cruel. He waved his hand and made another bench on his other side. Jiraiya silently took a seat, trying to focus on the battle in front of them.
Tsunade also tried to ignore her situation, "What about all of them? Are they not out of the Genjutsu?" She asked about the shinobi forces.
"They are, but I won't allow them to see all this," he replied.
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