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Naruto : Chad Uchiha

a story about a fitness enthusiast uchia trying to spread the joys of bodybuilding in a world filled with psycho ninjas. follow the adventures of Arnolad unchia as he aims to lat spread his way across the ninja world spreading the gospel of the muscle god. what to expect: my first novel so don't expect much but I'll try to make it funny, no overpowered system, no harem,no accurate timing, no bs abilities , no being a hero it starts getting good 15+ chapters I do not own Naruto. this is fanfiction.

persianchad75 · Anime & Comics
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strike it when its hot

The next day before the rumures that the Uchiha clan that caused the 9 tail attack, I went around buying 6 prime location for food location. And one big residential place in middle of the town. Dirt cheap prices too cause the 9 tail attack, unpaid intern number 1 was putting in the work . Maybe I will say thx to Obito next time I see him.

After buying the realestate I went to check on my food stalls. all of them got smoked by the 9 tails must have been obitos command. Damn prick. Jealous ass mofo , hating on success. I had to go around town and buy equipment again.

1/4 of my employees where also dead and needed to be recruited again. Sad times, I wished I could have been able to protect them , but without knowing the day Naruto was going to be born it was impossible to keep an eye on them.

Over the next several days a lot of anbu in

interrogated the Uchiha clan mambers.

And rumors of us causing the accident spread through out the village. I was not interrogated much since I didn't have the sharingan and couldn't possibly control the 9 tails. They even brought a sensor to see if I was lying about the not having it. Pricks can't trust a humble man like me.

After 1 months of investigation they made us segregate to the outer side of the village for the clan . 1 months after and I was fully healed.

Another year passed in a flash. I had refurbished all the houses and food stands and made them ready for what's to come. I was turning 12 this year. I had also mastered rasegan . It was finally time to get a bunch of unpaid employees.

After packing up a bag of some food supplies and camping material . I left a note on the table of our house saying I will be gone to go on a manly trianing trip and I will be back before 3 months and they shouldn't worry. My strength was already that of a junin.

After leaving the village I went straight to the land of water hopefully I would have two employees instead of one by now.

I began asking around for all the villages in the land of water. There was 7 major villages that I had to go to. I asked which on there was usually snow in and they said only in the 3 most north villages there would be snow.

I went around all 3 of the villages. On the last village i finally saw a young 5 year old ripe unpaid intern. Now all I needed to do was wait for the show to start. I got a inn rented out for a month and started practicing my usual workouts till the events of the series took plae.

After 2 months of waiting finally I heard the village was forming a mob to kill a ice release keke genki mother and son. I followed closely from behind . This group of people sure where dum , killing their own people for being powerful. Kinda reminds me of the leaf.

Right before hakus father killed hakues mom I dashed and took her into a building on the side, I was to fast for the regular to notice me. I looked at the women and put a silent finger on my lips saying hiss.

I went back to watch the show again , the father being confused and thinking it was some sort of witch craft began going to kill haku. Haku like in the original show ended killing everyone.

Now it was time for young haku to realize how hard being a orphan was for 2 days.

After that I took the mother and said she must not leave for 2 days , or else I would kill her. I needed haku to relieve the sadness of being a orphan and how she was going to be blessed being my unpaid intern. She kept begging to see him "please let me see my son , he is only 6 years oldhe will die of hunger. " I told her if she complained too much I could always just kill both of them. She was to terrified to talk back.

After 2 days haku was looking around like a lost child , it was finally fully mature and ripe unpaid intern ready for hire.

I walked up to him and asked "do you want to join my family as a servant" , he looked at me asking if he would be wanted . I looked at him and laughter " of course."

He looked at me with crying eyes and says please let me serve you , " since you just joined as my servent , I will give you a gift bigger than. You wildest imagination. " He said " I don't need a gift" . I said " hahahaha , I don't think you want to pass on this gift" .

After carrying him on my shoulders I finally took her to his mom.

He was stunned , asking how was his mom here. He began crying and hugging his mom , her mom also cried and hugged him. Not a bad sight . His mom kept saying " everything gona be everything gona be ok. "

They both looked at me and said why did I save them. I responded " not every day you see superior ice cream making machine available for free .hahahah. now have a good meal haku. I let you starve a bit for you to see how brutal this world is." They asked what was icecream . I told them they will know soon enough.

After eating their breakfast they asked where are we going " we are heading to Iwa . Another unpaid intern is going to be ready for harvest soon"