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Naruto : Chad Uchiha

a story about a fitness enthusiast uchia trying to spread the joys of bodybuilding in a world filled with psycho ninjas. follow the adventures of Arnolad unchia as he aims to lat spread his way across the ninja world spreading the gospel of the muscle god. what to expect: my first novel so don't expect much but I'll try to make it funny, no overpowered system, no harem,no accurate timing, no bs abilities , no being a hero it starts getting good 15+ chapters I do not own Naruto. this is fanfiction.

persianchad75 · Anime & Comics
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Looking at shisui questions, I was confused why he kept asking me questions clearly knowing I would just bullshit him. I began explaining " of course I know what a mangekyu sharingan is, the muscle god told me about it himself in a vision, as for being stronger than you, is that really a suprise , look at you , a complete bum, no money,no bitches, no muscles, looking like a femboy for hire prostitute, playing ninja thinking you accomplishing much. Strong people are like me, ripped , tall , strong , big, rich , being true business man and standing on business 24/7. Let me give you a tip shisui only people with strong body and mind will accomplish much in this world. Those of weak will or body will just be another hole in the ground . I goto run for now , I will keep your eyes a secret. Those eyes are eyes you get from being a supreme bum and suffering, don't ever forget that."

I waved my hands and left. Shisui looking confused as usual said " you always say so much bullshit, don't ever come back . If only you would use that power to aid the village. I wouldn't have gotten these eyes."

I could have stayed and messed with shisui some more but I was afraid I would give shisui too many mental demons.

I went to the plot of land I got to practice yang release. With the demonic back and sharingan my level of chakra control and amount of chakra had jumped up. I needed to see how this effected the yang release. With the first attempt I revived half the trees. A few more attempts and I could fully revive like 100 trees with ease. I had finally reached the last step in yang release. From now on I would probably just increase the number of the trees.

I felt like if pain droped his meteor I could jump and smash it like one paunch man. My power was truly some to awe . Besides any ninja with BS ninjutstu who made them invulnerable I could destroy just about any one else. With my yang release I could tank almost everything too.

With my yang release practice over , I went to each one of my stores to give each worker a bonus, I was simply to happy to be making wise business decisions. I needed to share the joy . I even gave my unpaid interns Kimimaro and hakus family a few days off and a bonus.

On the topic of unpaid interns , I had two more candidates that where ready to be harvested. Can't be letting such chances go away. But first I had to find some one strong enough to defend my family when I was gone . Knowing damn well I can't trust shisui and Itachi . My only option was konohas blue beast.

I went to the gym to find guy. Man was doing hand stands while having a 200kg on his feet. interesting workout but not very effective. I walked up to guy and said watch this.i began ripping my shirt with my demonic back . I would never get tired of this move.it did cost a lot on t shirts but it was a expense that was worth the joy. Guy looked at me with awe and said " those muscles look a demon , how hard have you trained for you muscles to have acknowledge you like that. I would expect nothing from my eternal taijutsu rival."

I looked at him and said " only those who are loved by the god of muscles get this back. But that isn't why I'm here to talk to you. I'm going to gone for 1-2 and I need you to protect my family when I'm gone, I don't trust the village or the Uchiha at times like this. I need some one worthy of my trust. And you have showing great service to the god of muscles and can be trusted."

Guy looked at me with tears and said " I always know you trusted me , I will take a break for 1 month to guard your family . You can always trust konohas blue beast."

The next day I went to my unpaid interns asking them to do all productions ad my house and not to leave my house till I return . Guy would be responsible for protecting them .

Just for added security I went up to the last root hide out I destroyed. Seemed like they completely remade it. Two ninjas tried to stop me from getting any closer. Saying this was a prohibited place. I then looked at him saying alright.i then filed my legs with 30% of my chakra and smashed the ground spreading destructive yang energy . In a 2k space everything caved in. 100 of ninjas came out the hide out with danzo. Danzo looked very angry and asked " you, you, what are you doing here, and was this you doing " I looked at him and said " I just took a single step and this whole area caved in, seems like you haven't hired the right people to the construction. I'm here to say I will be gone for a few days from the village. Don't try any funny business or else who knows maybe I will take a bigger step in the center of the village. Hahahahah." Danzo looked at me fuming saying " how dare you destroy my base again. What the root does is all for the future of konoha. Don't think your actions would stop us from doing anything."

Seems like this old bum needed to get acquainted with power. I channels some of my chakra into my legs and took a another step. With my control over the yang energy I made all the ground under my controls and caved in every single ninjas footing.and when they tried jumping away I caved the new place they where standing too. I looked at danzo and his root dance around like monkeys to not get dropped.

I looked at him and said " looks like to me I'm the one decidi

ng what you monkeys do. now be a good little donkey and don't do any thing you and entire konoha might regret." He was only getting more angry and decided to use his strongest wind jutus on me. When the wind jutsu hit me , it ripped my cloths and felt like the breeze when I reinforced my self with yang energy.

I looked at danzo and said:" I didn't know you were thoughtful enough to give me a breeze to cover from the summer heat. Thanks monkey. Now I will be on my way. Remember no monkey business or I will burry konoha with you. And the shimuru clan will be my eternal slaves."

After that I went my way , while danzo tried planing a way to kill me probably. Man's know I was too strong now to touch.

I began packing my bags and left the village to the village hidden in the grass.