Looking down on the moonlight street with a few streetlights beaming brightly, two heroes were stalking for crime as they were sitting on top of a high building with their feet dangling off. Something a bit unexpected from both of them was the conversation they were in the middle of.
"Wait, you had a sex dream about Y/N?!" Toolshed practically yelled. "Dude what the fuck!"
"I know, I know alright. It's not like I planned it all out it was just a dream."
"Still a dream is what your brain subconsciously thinks during the day."
Mysterion remained quiet as he flopped on his back while his legs still dangling off the edge of the building. "Makes sense." He muttered while looking up at the stars.
"So what, you like her or something?" Toolshed ask while looking over at Mysterion.
Mysterion closed his eyes as he rested his folded arms behind his head and let out a long exhale. "I don't know.. maybe. I mean I only met her two days ago but yet.. when I'm with her I feel complete. You know?"
Toolshed let out a sigh himself just thinking back on a time where he himself was lost like his friend. That was until he met the love of his life. "Yeah.."
"I mean.. is it too much to ask to simply see how things go with her?"
"Ken- f-fuck.. Mysterion, I really don't think it's a good idea to go after your nanny."
"Why not, I mean.. you went after Jess and she knew who you were at the time."
Toolshed fired back right away. "That's NOTHING LIKE THIS! That's like comparing apples to oranges."
"Yeah I get it alright, I'm just not cut out to be happy like you guys I guess. I mean you all have everything you could ever want. Tweek's got Craig.. and their secret, Token's got Blake and you got Jess."
This was a sensitive subject for Toolshed as he muttered. "You say I have everything but I really don't."
Mysterion glanced over and saw the sadness in Toolshed's eyes. "Still nothing huh?"
"No.. I mean.. it's been 7 fucking years and nothing seems to work. We tried everything but nothing seems to be helping our situation."
He was unable to hide his shaky voice as he was holding back tears. "I just love her so much and I wanna give her everything but.. I'm starting to lose hope that maybe we can't conceive a child."
Mysterion remained quiet as Stan never liked bringing up this topic. He rarely did.
"Dude you'll get there and if not maybe look into adoption."
"Yeah.. it's just so fucking expensive."
"Yeah but just think.. you'll finally have a kid of your own."
".. yeah."
As it grew silent Toolshed looked over at Mysterion seeing him look at the sky. "Look dude, I know you really like this girl. If she wasn't your daughter's nanny then I would say go for it but things don't always work out. It would really be best if you let those feelings go."
Mysterion let out a loud groan as he hid his face with his gloved hands. "I know your right but it just hurts to hear the truth."
"I know dude. You'll find someone."
"But what if I don't, what if I already found her but I tossed her to the side because I was too big of a jerk to see what love really was?"
"The time will come when you know you met her. You just have to be patient."
"Alright, thanks man. I really needed to hear this from someone."
"It's no problem. I just hate seeing you so bummed out."
"Yeah.. that actually wasn't my only dream."
"Really what was your other dream?"
"Well.."
Mysterion was cut off by several screams coming down an alleyway nearby. The two quickly got on their feet and three screaming children ran as if they were being chased. The two didn't waste time as they jumped off the building and rushed to the children. However something was off. Mysterion saw the children before Toolshed and froze. Seeing bloodlust eyes and one holding scissors, another holding a pencil and the other holding a sharp stick. They stared Mysterion down and made an attempt to attack him.
"Toolshed back away!" Mysterion said while holding his arm out.
"What, what's going on?!"
"These are the missing children from North Park. On the posters in the police station. We need to restrain them without hurting them."
"But how?"
"I'll start disarming them awhile you use your tools to hold them down."
"Alright."
Finally the children made it to the martial artist as he used his quick reflex's to block all the jabs and stab attempts, one by one he disarmed them. However when he seemed to be winning and Toolshed held a child from behind. One stopped screaming and started giggling. The two heroes were beyond confused. That was until the one laughing removed her jacket and revealed c4 strapped to a vest. Both heroes eyes widen as she hit a button. Mysterion had to act in a split second. He jumped at Toolshed and pushed him as hard as he could with the child away from the explosion. That's all he remembered as everything went white for Kenny.