I don't believe in ghosts!

SISTER ARCHETYPE ARC

Is it just me, or has the final term made everyone cultists?

So many people have come to school with books of the supernatural glued to their hands, while holding weird tools that probably summon demons.

"Yato! Come and summon a demon with us!" Meiwaku shouted, gleefully waving.

See, what did I tell you?

"Yeah, no thanks. Unlike you, I like to be free of anything that might disturb my peace." I replied, without realising how ironic it was.

I have enough demons as it is.

Speaking of my demons, Rio was sat at my desk rubbing and sniffing it with a perverted grin spread across her face. The moment she saw me, Rio disappeared then reappeared at her own desk. Now that was spooky.

Completely ignoring her, I sat down at my desk ready to unwind then...

"Yato." An echo of a feminine voice resounded in my ears.

Who was that? Well nevermind, nothing to worry about. Probably just some wind anyway.

"Hey." The guy sat behind me whispered something into my ear. "Have you heard about the rooftop ghost?"

Oh god.

"No. I have not heard of this 'rooftop ghost' and nor do I care." I 'respectfully' declined.

"Hey man, just hear me out, you'll like this one." I would be lying to say that this hadn't piqued my interest a bit.

"About 19 years ago a girl committed suicide by jumping off the roo-"

"What part of me makes you think I'm a sociopath?!" I interrupted.

"Bear with me, it hasn't gotten to the good part yet. So as I was saying, this girl was about our age maybe a year older and she's rumoured to act like a big sister. That's not all. Her breast are size I. That's huge am I right?"

That's not humanly possible, right? I've never seen someone with tits that big before. I'm going to the roof right away. Not because I believe a ghost is real but there might be some truth to it.

Without thanking the guy, I got up and started running to the roof.