Stupid short-eared cat

Ye Shu felt both angry and anxious; now he was bound and couldn't escape. If the short-eared cat decided to take action, he was in serious trouble.

"Sister, let's have a civilized conversation. In truth, I admire you greatly. A girl as noble, elegant, and beautiful as you is like the brightest star in the night sky. Your eyes, radiant as amber, your fair skin like snow, and the way you clench your teeth when angry are all so charming and captivating. If only you could be a bit gentler, every man would fall for you."

Ye Shu praised sincerely, wearing an expression of admiration. The short-eared cat, about to deal with him, gave a cold and proud smile, "Your flattery won't save you."

Seeing her arrogant demeanor, it was clear she needed no compliments; she was already full of herself.

Ye Shu sighed inwardly but maintained an admiring expression on his face, "In any case, I'm going to get a beating. Before that happens, I want to express my true feelings. Is that alright?"

He spoke eloquently, displaying remarkable acting skills. The short-eared cat raised an eyebrow, suppressing her anger.

"Sure, go ahead, say a few more words."

She listened attentively, a cold smile playing on her lips. Ye Shu took a deep breath and started lamenting.

"To be honest, at the age of twenty-six, I've never been close to a girl, never even held hands with one. The moment I saw you, I was mesmerized. Even though I had to oppose you for the sake of my friend, deep down, I admired you. Otherwise, why would I risk my life to save you? You, after all, wanted to kill me."

Ye Shu declared his love, leaving the short-eared cat dumbfounded. After a moment, she coldly snorted, "Disgusting, turns out you're just a lustful man. That makes you even more deserving of death."

Ye Shu was bewildered; his reasoning seemed to be lost on the short-eared cat. She suddenly threw a punch at his face, but it lacked any real force, and Ye Shu didn't feel any pain.

"Hmph, just because you blabbered, I'll spare you. But you have to kneel down and apologize, or don't even think about leaving."

"Come on, sister, that's too much. You can hit me, but asking me to kneel is going too far."

Ye Shu, being a man, naturally refused, but he could see that the short-eared cat was venting her anger. Making him kneel was just a way for her to feel in control. If he knelt, it would be a way for her to save face.

As a manly man, Ye Shu stood tall and declared, "Alright, release me, and I'll willingly kneel to show my repentance."

The short-eared cat had returned to her seat, behind the desk, and reached for a mechanism. The iron rings restraining Ye Shu retracted.

"Hurry up, kneel and apologize. I don't want to waste any more time with you."

The short-eared cat grunted, and Ye Shu, dusting off his clothes and adjusting his collar, calculated his moves.

The short-eared cat, puzzled by his actions, asked what he was doing.

"Auditor sister, I am offering you the most respectful bow, three bows and nine kowtows, to ensure your satisfaction."

Ye Shu spoke seriously, and the short-eared cat scoffed, "Fine, go ahead."

She looked down on Ye Shu; not only was he willing to kneel, but he also wanted to perform three bows and nine kowtows. Such lack of backbone disappointed her.

Ye Shu coughed lightly, gracefully circled around the desk, and said, "Auditor sister, for the three bows and nine kowtows, you must face north while I kneel in the south. This is the position of the emperor. Right now, you're facing south, the direction of the deceased. If I kneel in this direction, it would be a sign of disrespect."

This was, of course, Ye Shu making things up, and the short-eared cat didn't understand. She furrowed her brow, saying, "Too troublesome; there's no need for so many rules."

Ye Shu smiled ingratiatingly and extended his hand to assist her, "Come, face north, and I'll kneel in the south. This way, I will always consider you my superior."

The short-eared cat, now feeling somewhat contemptuous, said, "Fine, do it."

She couldn't help but look down on Ye Shu. Not only was he willing to kneel, but he also wanted three bows and nine kowtows. Lacking backbone, he was not much of a man.

Ye Shu cleared his throat, gracefully circled the desk, and declared, "Auditor sister, for the three bows and nine kowtows, you must face north while I kneel in the south. This is the position of the emperor. Right now, you're facing south, the direction of the deceased. If I kneel in this direction, it would be a sign of disrespect."

This, of course, was Ye Shu improvising, and the short-eared cat, confused, frowned, saying, "Too troublesome; there's no need for so many rules."

Ye Shu smiled suavely and extended his hand to guide her, "Come, face north, and I'll kneel in the south. This way, I will always consider you my superior."

The short-eared cat, now somewhat contemptuous, agreed, "Fine, do it."

She couldn't help but look down on Ye Shu. Not only was he willing to kneel, but he also wanted three bows and nine kowtows. Lacking backbone, he was not much of a man.

Ye Shu humbly started the ritual, but as he bent over, he noticed a button under the desk. Taking advantage of her lack of sight, he swiftly pressed it, causing the short-eared cat to be restrained.

"Haha, watch how I deal with you now. I'm out of here!"

Ye Shu burst into laughter, leaving the short-eared cat in shock and rage.

She struggled against the restraints, her face turning red. "You bastard! I had a feeling something was off. I'll kill you!"

She exerted tremendous strength, almost tipping the chair over. Ye Shu couldn't let her have the upper hand; this cat was no ordinary opponent.

He quickly grabbed the red certificate and the small bag from the table and dashed out. Mockingly, he called out, "Goodbye. Your position is the seat of spirits; I wish you an early ascension."

He swiftly made his exit, leaving the short-eared cat roaring, "Ah, I'll kill you!"

Several elderly ladies rushed in to check, seeing the auditor in such a state, and were dumbfounded.

"Wu Miau, how did your mechanism lock yourself up and turn you into a cat?"

The aunt said quickly, the short-eared cat came back to its senses, and a white light flashed and turned into a short-eared cat and escaped.

 As soon as she escaped, she rushed out without saying a word, jumped on the eaves and chased towards the road. Then Ye Shu and Liu Youyou ran away to nowhere.

 "You bastard, I swear I won't be a cat until I kill you."

 Amidst the roar of the short-eared cat, Ye Shu and Liu Youyou were hiding in the alley in the other direction.

 This is not the way home, but the opposite direction. The short-eared cat is not chasing this way at all.

 After hiding for a while, Ye Shu breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that everything was okay. Liu Youyou looked around nervously, she also expected that Ye Shu was in trouble.

 Ye Shu casually handed the certificate and bag to Liu Youyou, waved his hand and said: "It's okay, just play hide and seek with her. From now on, you will be an official member of the Monster Alliance."

 Liu Youyou was extremely excited. She grabbed the certificate and looked at it again and again. Then she opened the bag. In addition to the five thousand yuan, there was also a small box. The small box contained two soul pills.

 "Haha, I, Liu Youyou, also have this day, and I don't have to worry about it anymore."

 Becoming a formal member of the Yokai Alliance not only guarantees safety and cultivation, but also allows you to get in touch with the middle class of the Yokai world, which is a huge benefit.

 Liu Youyou was so happy that she quickly took out her phone and looked at it: "My information must have been uploaded to the monster file center. There should be a group of monsters trying to get me."

 She opened QQ, and someone actually contacted her. It was really efficient.

 Ye Shu watched curiously, and Liu Youyou immediately agreed to join the group. There were hundreds of people in the group, all of whom were powerful monsters in the city.

 "Hello everyone, I am the two-tailed demon fox from the south of the city. Please take care of me."

 Liu Youyou said hello in a panic, and a large group of monsters appeared. Their online names were also very straightforward, such as the python in the east of the city, the woodpecker in the west of the city, and even the handsome sewer rat.

 "Welcome the two-tailed demon fox, take photos quickly."

 "Girl, add me and I'll give you free soul pills."

 "My little brother is going through a catastrophe. Can someone help me carry it?"

 There is a lot of messy information, which is dizzying. Liu Youyou was so excited that she hugged Ye Shu and kissed him.

 "Brother Ye Shu, you are so kind. I will sleep with you tonight. As long as you don't take off your clothes, you can sleep with me in your arms."