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my vampire daughter

One day I suddenly received a cardboard box, and there was a little lolita in white stockings lying inside. Whether you are a European vampire, a Japanese shikigami, or a zombie girl in the grave, in short, all you weird creatures are here. Come to me, we can cooperate for mutual benefit and raise the cutest daughter.

Daoist2ootOY · Urban
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90 Chs

Do a set of military boxing on the spot

Encountering the Audit Officer of the Monster Affairs Office here was truly unexpected.

Ye Shu sighed inwardly, feeling distressed. This short-eared cat held deep-seated animosity towards him. If he encountered her, there was no chance of a peaceful escape.

"You despicable scoundrel! Last time, you didn't behave yourself and even locked me in a chair. This time, I'll make sure to defeat you," declared the Audit Officer, her cat whiskers emerging in fury.

The cat whiskers on the Audit Officer's face bristled with excitement as she finally fulfilled her wish to catch Ye Shu after days of relentless pursuit.

Ye Shu struggled against the wall, unable to break free from the supernatural strength of the monster. While escape seemed impossible, he couldn't simply surrender. He quickly pondered a strategy, devising a temporary compromise.

"Wait, let me go to the restroom first. I'm really in a hurry. You wouldn't want me to soil myself, right? It's better to let me relieve myself, and you can guard outside to ensure I don't escape," Ye Shu proposed cunningly.

Ye Shu deliberately mentioned soiling himself, knowing that the Audit Officer, being a cat with cleanliness preferences, would be repulsed by his words. Through gritted teeth, she scolded him, "Shut up, disgusting man."

"So, to avoid disgust, let me go first. I really can't escape, and you'll be able to guard me," Ye Shu submitted, adopting a submissive posture. The Audit Officer's cold eyes flickered, and she forcefully pushed Ye Shu away, saying, "Hurry up, but dare to run, and I'll break your legs."

Running was indeed impossible; humans couldn't outrun monsters. Ye Shu quickly entered the restroom, opting for the men's section.

The restroom in the large hotel was clean and tidy, lacking any unpleasant odors. Ye Shu, reassured by the cleanliness, wasn't there for ordinary purposes but to engage in a protracted battle with the Audit Officer.

Understanding that the Audit Officer had specific tasks to attend to, Ye Shu planned to exploit the ample time at his disposal to exhaust her.

Taking a seat on a toilet, he began using his phone. After about half an hour, the Audit Officer's voice echoed, "You, you disgusting man, why is it taking so long?"

Ye Shu paid her no attention, maintaining a silent demeanor. Although a somewhat unscrupulous tactic, it proved effective, and the Audit Officer remained oblivious to Ye Shu's intentions.

Ten more minutes passed, and the Audit Officer, standing at the entrance, shouted, "You despicable scoundrel, are you playing games with me? Come out!"

Being on the seventh floor, the restroom's window faced the sky. Ye Shu couldn't escape through the window, and the Audit Officer assumed he was still inside.

Ye Shu sat on the toilet, stretching his legs lazily. The persistent short-eared cat displayed remarkable patience.

After another ten minutes, the Audit Officer erupted in anger, yelling at the door, "You truly are playing tricks on me! I've been deceived again. You despicable human, I'll kill you!"

Finally catching on, she vented her frustration at the entrance, and Ye Shu, with a triumphant laugh, said, "You have the ability to curse, but do you have the courage to come in? Don't hide outside like a turtle. You'll become a laughingstock."

"I'll kill you!" The Audit Officer completely succumbed to rage, but being a girl, she hesitated to enter the men's restroom.

Ye Shu, feeling confident, whistled provocatively, "Hey, little kitty, I heard your name is Witchy Meow. So adorable! Shu Shu loves you."

He chuckled continuously, and Witchy Meow, infuriated, scratched her head, eyes turning red. Ignoring Ye Shu's antics, she charged into the men's restroom.

"I won't spare you; mark my words!" She roared almost furiously, startling Ye Shu. He realized things had taken an unexpected turn.

The girl, despite her initial reluctance, had truly entered. Now apprehensive, Ye Shu dared not provoke her further, not daring to laugh or even release a single fart. He sat on the toilet, anxiously hiding in the restroom.

However, being a monster, Witchy Meow easily detected his scent. She forcefully kicked the door, saying, "Come out!"

Her strength was formidable, and the door's lock was useless. With no escape, Ye Shu voluntarily emerged, saying, "I just finished. Sorry for the wait. Let's go out. It's my fault. I apologize."

His apologetic attitude seemed sincere. Nevertheless, Witchy Meow, refusing to be fooled again, grabbed his collar, dragging him out and pressing him against the corridor's glass window.

"I won't give you another chance," she declared, lifting a cold and sharp claw.

If scratched, his throat would likely be severed. Trembling, Ye Shu quickly thought of a strategy, "Wait! You can beat me up, but I find it unfair. I want to challenge you to a duel."

Witchy Meow, still in a fit of rage, temporarily refrained from attacking upon hearing these words.

"A duel? Fine, how do you want to duel?" She showed no fear, eager to accept the challenge. She even hoped to tear Ye Shu into pieces openly.

"Miss Witchy Meow, as a formidable monster, capable of reaching the ninth heaven and traversing the five oceans, you resorting to your monster powers to deal with me seems unfair. How about you restrain your monster powers, and we have a fair and square fight using human strength and body? If I lose, I willingly accept your beating. If you lose, our grievances will be settled," Ye Shu proposed with eloquence, attempting to deceive Witchy Meow and minimize potential harm.

Upon hearing this, Witchy Meow chuckled, releasing her hold on him, "Alright, since you want to duel, I'll play along. I'll fight you using human strength and body."

How straightforward! If she refrained from using her monster powers, she would appear as a slender and weak girl. In comparison, Ye Shu, taller and stronger, could easily overpower her.

Ye Shu had devised a cunning plan, straightening his attire and smiling, "Please."

Witchy Meow smirked, tilting her neck, adopting a cool and flashy fighting stance.

Ye Shu was baffled, "What kind of move is that?"

"It's your human martial art, karate. Come at me," Witchy Meow said disdainfully, beckoning Ye Shu with her finger.

Looking at her confident posture, Ye Shu had suspicions. Did she actually learn karate? Nevertheless, at this point, he had no choice but to face her head-on.

Carefully advancing a few steps, he clenched his fists, trying to intimidate her, "I'll tell you, when I go crazy, I even beat myself up. You better surrender."

As he spoke, Witchy Meow suddenly shouted, extending one leg with lightning speed to kick him in the face.

Ye Shu felt a strong wind blowing by, and the sole of Wu Miao's shoe was already in front of him, only one centimeter away from his nose.

 But Wu Miao raised one leg high and stood still sideways, which was extremely stable.

 "Let me admit defeat and give it a try."

 She gave Ye Shu a kick. Ye Shu swallowed his saliva and jumped back quickly: "Don't worry, I haven't warmed up yet. Put your legs down."

 Wu Miao put her legs down and performed the karate stance again, staring at Ye Shu coldly.

 Ye Shu secretly sighed, what the hell is this monster? He even went to learn karate, how boring he was.

 He smacked his lips and bounced on the spot a few times, spreading his legs slightly into a horse stance.

 Wu Miao looked at his pretense and said impatiently: "What the hell are you doing?"

 Ye Shu snorted coldly: "Are you afraid of Juntiquan beating you to the point where you can't take care of yourself with two punches? Don't force me to do it."

 Wu Miao sneered: "Come quickly, I can't wait any longer."

 Ye Shu secretly felt pain in his stomach, as if there was no other way out, he couldn't escape no matter what.

 He bravely stepped forward and punched, and said coldly: "My military style boxing needs some time to warm up, wait until I have a set, and don't interrupt if you have the guts."

 Wu Miao no longer put on any show, she could see that Ye Shu was stalling for time.

 "I'm really convinced. How could a man as shameless as you be? You keep pretending. I'll see how long you keep pretending."

 She said disdainfully, after Ye Shu hit him a few times, he suddenly heard a lot of noise coming from the corridor, and someone was coming.

 He was overjoyed and continued to punch Jun Ti with a cold face. He took a long step and quickly passed Wu Miao. Then he ran like crazy and rushed into the toilet.

 "Come in if you dare, I'll punch you until you scream."

 Ye Shu shouted, Wu Miao was disdainful and angry, strode over and snorted: "I thought hiding in the men's room would be useful."

 Just as she finished speaking, a bunch of monsters appeared around the corner, the same bunch that had just been drinking and eating. A group of them are leaving, it's convenient now.

 Ye Shu had been waiting for this moment and shouted at the door: "Stop pestering me. I really don't love you. Although I am handsome, you can't be so arrogant."

 The monsters who came over immediately saw Ye Shu and they were very surprised. Wu Miao was startled, with an angry look on her face: "What did you say?"

 Now that the monster is here, she doesn't dare to enter the men's room and curses at the door.

 Ye Shu secretly wiped his tears and said to the monsters: "Brother, I am a friend of the two-tailed demon fox. I have just met you. You guys can judge. This cat demon is pestering me. I hid in the toilet and she wanted to do it." It's so unreasonable to chase him in."

 A young male monster asked: "I remember you, what's wrong with you?"

 Ye Shu complained bitterly: "This cat demon said that I am handsome, but I don't admit that she still beats me. After the beating, she even took me back to get married. How can there be such a person?"

 At this time, a monster suddenly said in surprise: "Hey, isn't she the auditor of the monster office? Why is she chasing a man into the toilet?"

 "Yes, it's her. I heard that she has a bad temper, which makes many little monsters dare not speak out."

 "I didn't expect to chase a man, tsk tsk."

 There was a lot of discussion, and more and more monsters came over after hearing the news. Wu Miao looked embarrassed and angry. She didn't know how to explain being pointed at by so many monsters. She felt aggrieved, angry and anxious, and ran away with red eyes. .

 "I won't let you go, just wait for me"