The childhood sweethearts
Somewhere In this world Gears of fate had started turning and begining of a new legend was imminent.
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"Oi what di you mean by black bellied . You think I am a black bellied person. Look here you piece of shit, The only thing that isn't black is my belly button.... wait what did you call me.... Fuck, you think that you got the N word pass N@#$@?"
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" 1000 year of death.... he he he 😈 . This technique was taught to me by Master Kawkawshit of sun island. Wait what did you say.... This technique is breaking rules... he he then I will beat you with my weapon .... Hahahaha the pepper spray , take that.... wait fuck , you can't disqualify this Young Master... *sigh*.... Heavens are jealous of me , nobody will understand.... It's so lonely to be invincible"
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"Hmmm... lalalaaa~~la~la oh I got jackpot... Wait why are you banning me from the casino. So what I have only won ten jackpot 😑 ... so what I only played 10 times. It's just that I'm lucky..... Oi wait don't throw me out...*sigh* whats wrong with this world , now a person would be thrown out just because his luck is little good.....I won because I can you transitive....fuck , don't beat me up .....
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"Please be patient and let me check you..... please don't squirm, it make difficult for me.....please don't make these indecent moans ...yes i need to check that place also.....Oi wait Mr husband ...No I wasn't doing anything indescribable. ... Fuck that is a normal procedure for gyanocologist.... *sigh* People don't have any sense of professionalism. Fuck and I thought that what was shown in those Naughty Videos was true... Fuck Sugar Daddy"
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" Ha ha ha ha ... Now I can finally get to live my life in peace 🙌 and laziness. I am the Young
Master of Yun clan , who dares defy me. If someone does all I need to do is ignore him...what you want me to cultivate because I have a good physique and good spiritual roots.....haha in your dreams , this young master is too lazy.....Oi you can't force a girl upon me
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" In this world I am going to make lots of friends and live happily ever after.... Oi .... why are you backing out..... *sigh* They don't understand friendship. Not everyone in this world is enlightened as me ... Fuck off I am not gay".
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"I am An Assassin. My nickname is golden finger assassin. When I strike only a hydrangea blooms...wait why are you exiling me from the guild...No I killed my targets because now he doesn't have his little brother so he can't pass his genes.....so what I indirectly killed him....*sigh* These people won't understand my ultimate art of instant vasectomy surgery."
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" These trees were planted by me so these mountain is mine . If you want to pass pay the tax.... what you are the property owner, Underlings... tie him up and beat him half dead and tie him yo his horse and send him back.... what ? You say he is a clan member and you won't obey me.... 😬 ..... That's good. You fucking people don't obey until I show you all my love *sigh* Why are people so disobedient these days"
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" I am goin to run away from this shitty place. If they indent to capture me here ..... he he 😈 I am just going to place these landmines in their toilets ... let's see how they protect their chrysanthemums "
*Giggling noises with reverberation effect"
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Meanwhile In Zhang clan ancestral place. Lin Fan was sitting and observing his status and cultivation.
But to outsiders it looks as if he was sitting on the ground foolishly . The changes in his expressions were so vivid that people began to doubt his sanity.
Zhang Shi: " Oi Lin Fan, did the previous beating was so overbearing that you lost your sanity".
Zhang Shi said with a sneer. Hearing a familiar voice Lin Fan came back to reality and saw that in his field view he saw something floating on the head of Zhang Shi.
Name: Zhang Shi ( Small Fry )
Cultivation: Martial Diciple ( Grade 7 )
Health: 1000
Eh ? That's weird.... why was this shit given status befitting him. Even though I am 6 grades lower than me but still is considered weak. Director isn't the script a bit wrong.
*ding*
" Host cultivates ' Nine Tribulation Scripture' so the energy host uses to cultivate is different from others. Due to difference in the energy used to cultivate, Host is able to defeat people 3 layers above yourself in the beginning phases of cultivation "
Hmm... Which means that right now I don't have to worry about myself and I can go and beat the shit out of... No... Stop these dangerous thoughts. I nearly made a mistake in my low profile
The correct way is to act a pig to eat Tiger. It's best when enemy is taken with a bang..... Because "Art is Explosion"
Lin Fan:" Oh so Zhang Shi is here. And here I thought I herd some barking noises"
Zhang Shi was stunned but immediately raged .He inwardly thought 'This guy never had ever crossed me before, where does his confidence comes from ? '. Although he was cautious, The rage had already taken most of the part right now .... maybe 99.99.
He Rushed past all the people and struck down with his palm. Immediately after that Lin Fan flew backward while he cursed in his heart ' It hurts, Fucking system you conned me. Why am i injured from attack of mob character.'
System :" Although Host is capable of releasing power three levels above himself but host's body just recently cultivated. Host's body condition and reflexes have yet to be raised."
Zhang Shi:" Just because you are gigolo of patriarch's daughter means that except killing you I can do anything to you based on premise of duel. This is something even our patriarch has no say in"
Hmm..... what to say . The world I arrived into after choking ...*cough* after I died is something similar to my previous world. Except for the Martial arts and different name of the countries everything else is same.
But please tell me , where the fuck have you seen democracy in a Martial arts clan. Patriarch is selected by voting. He can make no decisions himself. Can only act as figure head but has to do free labour. Ultimately Patriarch does the freebie and elders get ' winner winner chicken dinner'.
According to Lin Fan it could be described as
' Two childhood sweethearts after numerous obstacles overcame them and parents agreed for the marriage but on the Honeymoon Night bridegroom saw bride being gang banged by his family members while making an erotic expression '