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My System Is Shameless

"Young Master please have mercy on me". "What are you talking about I haven't done anything yet!!". "Bu..But Young Master...Those eyes of yours look scary.....". "Fuck!!!....I was born with such eyes....*sigh* looks like you finally realised your mistake". "Yes young master ... I was the one who mixed the dog shit in your food". "Fuck ... *blech* , that's why the meal tasted a bit like shit and I thought it was my imagination". ".....Young Master , have you tasted shit before ?". "Lin Fan....You and I are incorrigible in this life". *Heavy breathing and panting noises* "But Young Master You even praised me for bringing you such a meal and also rewarded me for it". "Lin Fan.....Fuck your Mom!!" "Yeah that's exactly the reason I came to life Young master". "Guards beat this thing shit" "Young master, not only you ate shit but also speak shit now...but young master I am your only guard". "Lin Fan you are so despicable". *ding* You gain 500 points. (Sorry bro it's not my fault. My syatem is too despicable)

Stick_is_too_sweet · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
11 Chs

Beast in human skin

Meanwhile Lin Fan was reading the book which was in The box and it's Title was " Sword Supreme" . The story was generally about a youth who found a piece of sword and cultivated but prematurely died. Then he went back in time to when he started to cultivate and corrected all his wrong decision of previous life and became the strongest person and defeated Heavenly demons.

Lin Fan:" Fuck !!!!! isn't it similar to novel ' Transcending the Nine Heavens' ".

Looks like this lady of mine knows something and is giving me subtle hints that she knows my identity. Now I need to remove this suspicion out of her brain but how can I. Oh shit why can I forget something jjuquqso simple

Lin Fan:" System , Can you get me a simple copy of the fragment of sword"

*ding*

System require 300 points for making a simple knock off look alike , 500 points for decent copy with some of the aura previously contained and 1000 points for exact copy but non functionality basically a twin with no soul"

Looking at the points Lin Fan immediately chooses 1000 point copy and pretends to take it out of his sleeve while taking it out of his storage.

He lifts it up and fiddles it between his fingers all the while he is reading the book. This all pretense is because the time taken for Lin Fan to absorb the sword piece, learn the sword moves and create a copy is no more than 10 seconds.

What about reading book ? System has scanner function which does not require points and can transfer knowledge to Lin Fan without delay so ultimately it took Lin Fan 10 seconds and the reason for him to do this was his lady Zhang Huiling.

According to the plots of the novels in previous world when such things happen someone is definitely spying on you and one mistake will cost you your life. It is a different matter altogether that I can't die .

As expected after I pretended to read the book and played with metal piece for few minutes Zhang Huiling came into the room and asked

Zhang Huiling:" Lin Fan, do you feel any different like you have learned something amazing or you have grown very strong o something"

Zhang Huiling asked with bright smile and bright eyes but something indescribable was hidden deep inside her eyes. Everything about her expression was perfect but it was too bad she met reborn Lin Fan who was biggest crook in his previous life . But doesn't anyone knows that being a crook requires not only shamelessness but also glib and sharp tongue but also acting skills.

Lin Fan also had acting skills ... just on the level of 'Noble prize '. What if there is no Noble prize in acting .... it can also be forced to create. Way of crookery and shamelessness is very deep and Lin Fan also has some shallow attainment in it.

Lin Fan :" Ah Lady Huiling, what is this piece of shit....I mean what is this thing. Leave this aside but help me to find that sword fragment , please"

Hearing this from Lin Fan's mouth made Zhang Huiling perplexed. She thought that if Lin Fan could not feel the existence of the sword piece then it might be that he was just spouting bullshit. Even the sword he drew was a figment of imagination and not the Supreme's sword. But to be extra careful she carefully asked for the metal piece and confirmed it.

Seeing that there was no change in Lin Fan and

in the fragments she heaved a sigh of relief and with eyes full of tenderness she came near Lin Fan and said softly in her ear

Zhang Huiling:" Lin Fan, you know that when my father first saw you why he never considered your compatibility with cultivation ? This was because he saw that you possessed the most mysterious physique present in this world , ' The Chaotic Physique' which is helpful in increasing the cultivation of other people besides you .... So All this while you have helped me in attaining my status as the genius of the century "

Lin Fan was stunned and immediately understood everything. But that means I.....

Zhang Huiling:" Yes, you lost your virginity when I started to cultivate , that is when you were seven and I was nine "

Lin Fan was speechless. This was his first time in this lifetime and he already experienced it when he was 7 year old kid.

Lin Fan:" By the way, I want to ask you that how the hell did it got hard ? Even I know this much that normally you can't get hard when you are just 7 year old kid "

Zhang Huiling:" Oh that's because my father made you sacrifice your spiritual roots in exchange for inexhaustible stamina. Congratulations Lin Lin , you were the first person to ever experience my body but too bad you were always unconscious during those times .

This .... This story is so fucked up . Director , were you gang raped when you were little , if not then why did you gave me such a thriller experience of finding out that I lost my virginity to .....

Lin Fan :" beast in human skin"

Lin Fan cussed and then pretended that he cated but inwards he was sneering . In Lin Fan's words ' If a boy is raped by his elder sister , it's not inethical but just only immature incest hentai '.

Moreover although a bit forced but he had entered her many times and isn't there something the old adage says ' people will remember anyone who entered their bodies ' . it doesn't seems that bad right.