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My Servant Is An Elf Knight From Another World

It was just like any other day, or so I thought at least. The birds were chirping up on trees, clouds were rolling by the bright blue sky and Elves were dumpster diving in the alleyway. Okay, one of those three didn't sound right... I had a boring life once. Recently though, it has become less boring... to put it one way. Finding a random Elf in the dumpster? Heh, must be a Monday. A normal person would have walked by. A normal person would have ignored it. I must be a pretty weird guy, then. Now I have this Elf swearing her allegiance to me. What's next, vampires? Better not jinx it. Discord Link Here - https://discord.gg/yhDAk9bjdU

Brendanjoke · Fantasy
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New Morning Routine

<<Heavy Rainstorms in Venice Sparks Paranoia>>

<<The Sludge. Natural Disaster? Or Maybe Something More?>>>

<<Memorial Gathering for Sludge Victims Postponed Due to Bad Weather>>

On and on with every swipe up my feed, one foreboding headline after the other... thought breakfast would be as good a time as any to keep myself updated with all the happenings happening outside the comfort of my bedroom walls.

Smartphones, the new wrinkly bundle of newspapers of the 21st century.

I do this everyday, took me until the third day to realize I really didn't have to. You read one article, and you've read them all. There's a pattern to this thing, you see - and once you start noticing it, everything starts reading like they're all written by the same person.