159 My SI Stash #59 - Awesome Is My Middle Name by GodsWorld (Harry Potter)

-SI as Harry Potter~ Wish fulfillment fic of course, just like any SI fics in general lol

Sypnosis: Getting myself killed and waking up as the boy who lived. Check .Get ready Hogwarts now a man reincarnated as Harry Potter will leave his mark onto the wizarding world be it for the Greater Good. Reincarnation, SI!Harry, Harry/Hermione/Narcissa/Fleur, Nice Petunia

Rated: T

Words: 43K

Posted on: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13479326/1/Awesome-Is-My-Middle-Name (GodsWorld)

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Chapter 1

I got reincarnated.

How did I get reincarnated you ask?

Well, I don't have an answer to that.

And who did I get reincarnated into?

Well, I got reincarnated into a boy who has messy black hair, green eyes and a lightning shaped scar in his forehead.

That's right, Ladies and gentlemen, I am motherfucking Harry potter who is currently 5 years old and is scrawny as hell.

I was a 25 year old American young man and had a job where I worked as a supervisor and tech consultant on a mobile manufacturing company. I went to a party celebrating a promotions of one of my friends and coworker. I got drunk late night and passed out waking up in the cupboard under the stair while Petunia Dursley was bashing the bloody door of the cupboard with her fist also screeching at me to wake up and make breakfast.

At first, I thought I was having hallucinations and was having a nasty hangover, those thoughts ended quickly due to Petunia opening the door and violently grabbing my arm to drag me out of the cupboard.

While cooking breakfast I concluded that I somehow got myself killed from drinking too much alcohol and my soul travelled to an alternate reality where ones fiction is another's reality. Great!

'Well' I thought, I guess I shall play this role for now before having the time to think what to do next.

=====3 YEARS LATER=====

I easily adapted to play the role of Harry potter and changed a few things along the way. With my mentality being that of a 28 year old, I aced all of my test and exams from elementary to high school level education in the age of eight while having physical training to be athletic and get a better figure built for myself. I goti proclaimed as a bloody genius. I made it private with my tutors so anyone from the wizarding world would not just find out about me just from my goddamn name by giving excuses that I hated any sort of publicity. I learnt that I have eidetic memory and have extremely sharp senses. I can probably hear the noise from a gust of wind 100 meters away from me.

My relationship with my aunt grew complicated. Aunt Petunia was a bitch at first glance but after me taking care of her and doing the household work when she was sick while the rest of the Dursley didn't even bothered to check up on her created a special place for me in her bitter heart going so far to even apologize to me saying that she will do her best to take care of me and will treat me like her son also telling the truth about my parents, magic and everything related to it. while having some resentment with the rest of her family.

Dudley Dursley is somewhat jealous of me for being more smart and athletic than him and hated me for grabbing his mother's attention for myself. Vernon Dursley is the only one from Dursley except for Aunt Marge who hates my guts to the extreme and is always skeptical of me, even going so far to keep a bloody rifle under his bed if I dared to do something 'abnormal' around him. (Well Fuck you too buddy)

Unknowingly, to all of them I am always practicing my control over my magic to get better results when I finally get myself a wand from Ollivander. I started to do magic I knew you probably could do wandlessly such as Occlumency, Legilimency, Apparition and obviously Animagus form. Only getting success in Occlumency and Apparition even though It hurts like hell to get squished around before emptying my stomach. I know it is supposed to be hard or something but by reading the novels and lore behind the wizarding world, I could somewhat understand the working of magic that is portrayed in the wizarding world and because I am Harry Fuckin Potter, The boy who lived and all that jazz and stuff. I also discovered that I am an empath and can feel the emotion of other individuals.

I now basically have a routine of studying everything no-magic related such as medicine, engineering, commerce and many other courses of university level because If you have a chance to live again why not go all out and don't regret a single thing because you left something out of your life while I also secretly try to uncover how magic works from all perspective

======3 YEARS LATER=====

Currently 11 years old, I succeeded in everything I was trying to do from getting masters in various courses without going public, Learning wandless magic such as Occlumency which got my mind organized to the point where I can control each and every emotion I have and also having a giant library for my mindscape. I also become an expert in Legilimency to the point where I can hear thoughts from many people at once like Charles Xavier (Professor X) but can easily control it to the point where I can hear nothing because hearing people's thought with sharp senses can get bloody annoying and nauseous at times

I also learned to master Apparition where I can travel from Surrey to Tokyo undetected and finally Animagus form which was the hardest to do but so worth it, It was exhilarating when I first transformed and ran around the nearby forests sneakily and did what everyone in my position would have done, I howled. I transformed into an awesome looking direwolf that has grey fur and is probably half the size of my bloody room.

The project that I am most proud of is a smartphone. The only smartphone that is available of this era. Since I used to work in a mobile manufacturing company I know the components and the structure of many flagships such as the IPhone or major Android phone While took months to get all the raw material and getting tools to turn them into the required components. I finally assembled a phone with its own OS which I proudly called Dragon Mark l. The whole purpose of the phone was for me to record data that I collect from the books of the wizarding world as well as from the muggle world that I collect in my own personal library.

====Scene Break====

It is Dudley's Birthday and the Dursley decided to celebrate by going to the zoo. I was also invited due to Aunt Petunia who at this point of time loved me the most out of her family. She changed honestly for the better and become what everyone would call a perfect housewife/mother.

The rest of the Dursley grew even worse to the point where Dudley is now just a bloody hooligan now and Vernon got himself addicted to alcohol and terribly trying to hide it. (Petunia is now genuinely thinking for a divorce hating Vernon and Dudley more by the second)

I believed that my magic secretly influenced the Dursley on the basis of how I feel about them to the point where those I liked such as Petunia became better as a person, while those I disliked or somewhat hated became worse than they were before.

Dudley who is now a wider than a door and has a brain that is only the size of peanuts acted like a childlike manner and threw a temper tantrum for me to not go there.

"Why should he go there? Its my birthday and I don't want that freak anywhere near me" Dudley said in the most annoying voice possible in which I just rolled my eyes while Petunia just wanted to strangle him and if glares could kill Dudley would have been ten times dead.

Petunia said with a sharp edge in her voice "Don't you ever call him that you brat or there will be consequences and If he wants to he will go to the zoo whether you like it or not"

She turns her head to me and her gaze change from loathing to almost loving "Harry dear do you want to see the animals in the zoo"

I responded in a similar manner "If you want me to come with you than we should go mom"

Me and Aunt Petunia loved each other to bits. I loved her because she is awesome honestly I thought she was a bitch like she was portrayed in the novels and movies but after changing her attitude she is that super beautiful aunt of yours who makes your favorite food every time you ask her for snacks or buy the best presents without you even knowing. I call her mom because she forced me into it and I always love to say it to her.

Dudley tried to argue "But—"

"No Buts, Harry will go there if he wants to. You don't have any say on this matter" Interrupted Aunt Petunia with a stern face at Dudley who already whimpering at the kitchen table now rushed out the kitchen probably towards Vernon to complain.

"Thanks mom! He was giving me a headache with all that yelling" I replied while going to the near the counter to help her make breakfast.

She sighed "I know dear, Vernon spoiled him too much and even that is an understatement. He personally expects me to give him 10 to 15 presents like a bloody slave. Even if I did he would just try to show it of to you not realizing that you are to mature for that sort of drama"

I also rubbed my head with my hand and said "I know that but it always grates my nerve when he starts to drive you nuts with all his 'manly' attitude. I swear he is going to be goddamn drug addict at the end of the decade"

"I would try to deny that but even I think the same is going to happen" she responded in a bitter tone.

"Don't be sad Mom. Well at least you have me for you" I reassured her.

She looks at me fondly, comes near me and rubs my hair saying "I know sweetheart. I know that you will always be there for me but sooner or later that damn Hogwarts letter will come and you will leave me all alone with them" She ended that sentence with a hint of contempt.

I almost forgot that Aunt Petunia still hates magic saying that it was the thing that drove Lily away from her. In my first life, I was raised in an orphanage since birth so I never really felt any of that parental love until in my second life, I met Aunt Petunia who came along and became a mother figure for me. She is really special to me and if someone do any sort of harm to her then they should prey to God to not encounter me.

"Mom, you know if you want me to write letters to you daily then perhaps you should tell me that in the first place and don't forget that you are my most favorite person in the world, I would never ever forget about you" I told her reassuringly and snapping her of that 'Magic Is terrible' thoughts from her mind

She sheepishly said "Oh Sorry! I know you keep your word but its just I don't want you to end up like your mother when she just didn't know me anymore considering me as just another muggle and keeping herself busy with magic all the time to not even bother who her own sister was anymore"

Quick history lesson, turns out that after Petunia called Lily a freak when they were young, she later wanted to apologize to her but Lily just started to avoid her and with magic subtlety helping her not to be noticed, it was basically impossible for Petunia to apologize. Lily impression of her sister didn't change over the years and that was the reason that Petunia resented Lily and in extension the wizarding world and magic altogether.

"Mom, I am your son for a long time and even if there is magic in my life I wouldn't forget about you, you know that I would never to that to anyone especially you" saying to her to make her feel better about herself.

Petunia slightly blushed saying "Oh my! The one thing that I am always glad that you inherited from your parents was Lily's wits and James charms. My gods you are going to have witches around you trying to take you for themselves"

Now is my time to blush saying "That wouldn't ha-happen a-an-anytime soon. You know that" embarrassed that I stuttered a bit. (I always keep my emotions open to my Aunt because seriously would you ever be cold to your own mother)

My Aunt slightly laughs at my embarrassment saying "It's okay to be embarrassed Harry well you should get ready I think Vernon already ready to go and knowing him, there will be another argument about you that might last a while"

"Sorry mom, I know it is always hard for you to stand up to him" I said angry at myself for not always being there for her.

"I should be the one to apologize Harry. I wished I could have given you a better life than a life where people ridiculing you that were meant to raise you. I wish I just wish I wasn't such a bitch to you when you were just a young babe placed outside my front door" said Aunt Petunia who was now just almost about to cry.

I rushed towards her to give her a hug saying "Never ever call yourself that and I don't care anything about the past. I would always love you for who you are to me. You are my mom"

"Oh sorry Harry, you know I am the emotional one out of the both of us" Petunia lightheartedly replied also hugging me very tightly.

The moment ended when Vernon entered the kitchen not happy at seeing me with my Aunt meanwhile Aunt quickly releases me from her hug and glares at Vernon saying to him "Don't you start now Vernon, he will go and that is final" she looks to me "Dear, why don't you wait for us at the car while me and your uncle have a quick chat" saying in a very sweet tone that gave Vernon and even me chills through our body.

'Nope, this is a disaster in the making. Even I have to pity you Vernon you pissed her of big time' I thought rushing out of the house to the car giving Dudley and his friend who were sitting in the backseat my patented 'Talk and you will suffer' glare to shut both of them up before they say something stupid.

After 20 minute of screaming, shouting and a THUMP! sound that actually made both Dudley, his friend and even me jump from our seats came Aunt Petunia who was smiling at me and Uncle Vernon who had a lump in his forehead

'Did she just whacked him with the frying pan?' thought all of us sitting in the car at the same time.

Petunia opened the car door and said "Well now that we are ready. I would like to remind all of you that I don't want any sort of misbehavior from any of you even you Vernon and if any you complain I will be the one to bash your heads with what I consider women's greatest weapon"

Nobody dared to argue even Dudley who personally had a taste of the 'women's greatest weapon' multiple times.

'Well, Only you Mom can control these animals to behave decently' I thought knowing that my Aunt is amazing.

.Chapter 2: Harry James Evans

We drove to the zoo. The ride was actually kind of awkward for all of us because it was just that silent. I sighed in relief when I saw the gate of the zoo near us.

Dudley ran of with his friend/minion followed by Vernon who just wanted an excuse to stay away from me.

Petunia took my hand and we roamed across the zoo looking for anything interesting. She asked "Which animal would you like to see Harry?"

"Giraffe" I quickly replied knowing that it was her favorite animal and the only thing I want to see today was my Aunt smile

She beamed at me "Well what are we waiting for?"

We visited the animals all over the zoo taking pictures of us with the animals. We both loved that people complimented us on being the best mother and son combo. It was always a delight that me and my aunt were considered a little family of our own by the people. Even when we are together with the rest of the Dursleys, everybody is extremely quick to the assumption that the rest of the Dursleys are just really terrible neighbors. Even Petunia is in on the joke taking her maiden name 'Evans' whenever we are seen together.

We saw Dudley trying to wake a bloody snake and doesn't realizes that the snake tail was twitching madly all around the other side of the glass pane. Petunia just rubs her eyes sighing "That fool is going to be the death of me and where is that oaf?" looking around for her bastard of a husband, even I started to look grudgingly impressed that the fatass can hide even with all that fat on his belly.

Dudley now tired of bothering the snake now goes to mess around the gorillas. I now having an opportunity to speak parseltongue with the snake talked to it (Hey! If you have a gift then you damn well use that gift because its worth it)

"Hello Friend" I hissed to the snake who now wakes up comes towards me looking at me as a subject of interest.

"You Speak" It hissed back displaying his shock on a human speaking snake tongue

"I can. I have a question for you friend. Have you seen a human swine who reeks of whiskey and wears a mustache with more bits of food than hair?" I asked giving a perfect non-biased description of Vernon.

The snake scowled for a moment then answered "Oh I have witnessed him and his image makes my skin crawl. I believe he is near the lions den" I pitied the snake as I also understood the pain of seeing the disgusting image of Vernon daily.

Now knowing where that bastard is, I neared the lions cages that I saw Petunia horror-stricken putting her hand over her mouth. I immediately look towards where she was looking and I understood why she reacted like that. Vernon Dursley was drunk in a narrow alley around a shed in the zoo trying to sexually assault a 11 year old young girl who was so terrified that she couldn't scream. I knew he was a bastard but this was step too far even for him. I went towards him grabbing the nearest thing I could find which ended up being a shovel, raised it above my head and BAM!

Vernon fell and was knocked out by the hit. The girl screamed thinking she was about to get raped or something like that, After opening her eyes she saw the bastard knocked out and saw me holding the shovel. She jumped at me saying thank you over and over again. Finally looking at her I realized that she has light skin, bright brown eyes, lots of bushy brown hair and rather large front teeth.

Wait. The girl in my arm is the brains and beauty of the golden trio Hermione Granger Herself. Couldn't have gotten any more luckier than that as now I have a companion with me for the Hogwarts Express. (Woohoo plus for Plot convenience)

A dull sound was heard which led to me and Hermione looking towards Petunia who was now drilling her heels on Vernon's groin. (Ironic since Vernon as the Director of Grunnings which is a drill-making company)

"That's it! I have enough of you and Dudley to the point where I am now sick of both of you. Vernon, I was giving you a final chance to let this grudge against Harry leave you but now after what you just did I don't care anymore" She angrily threw her wedding ring towards an unconscious Vernon and walks towards me.

"I am so proud of you Harry and I am so sorry Dear about that bad man, I will make sure that he ends up in a prison for that stunt of his. Dear, would you like to tell me your name" said Petunia in a polite manner trying to control her rage.

"Her-Hermione Granger, Miss" said Hermione obviously scared.

"HERMIONE" shouted a man who was rushing towards her. I assumed he was Hermione's father.

"DAD!" exclaimed Hermione obviously relieved to see him, confirming my assumption.

"Hello Sir, Are you the girl's father" asked Petunia. When the man nodded, she explained what happened to Hermione and the bastard who tried to assault her.

Her father went from horrified to extremely livid at seconds. I wouldn't have blame him if he had killed Vernon right there and then

Instead he calls for the law enforcement to handle the unconscious Vernon. The police came in arresting him on the spot, Dudley was also taken in because Petunia didn't want anything to do with the Dursley anymore.

They interrogated Hermione in a caring manner trying not to scare her even more than she already was. Surprisingly, Hermione calmly and thoroughly recited the event to the shock of the detective who moments ago founded Hermione with her dad scared as hell

They found out how he was knocked out and then the Officer told me he was proud of me that I protected Hermione from any harm and also gave me a warning to not put myself in any sort of danger

Mr. Granger expressed his gratitude towards me as well as Hermione who shyly gave me a peck in the cheek whispering "you are my hero you know that", much to my aunt's amusement and my embarrassment.

Well knowing that my aunt is now going to a solicitor to officially be divorced. I quickly followed her and bade farewell to the Granger, much to Hermione's disappointment

I assured her that we will probably meet again, in which she smiled beautifully toward me.

A week later, Petunia Dursley officially divorced Vernon Dursley and took her maiden name Petunia Evans. I don't know the legal work behind what occurred but Vernon Dursley was sentenced 3 years in prison for sexual assault and Public Indecency. Dudley was given custody to Marge Dursley who shouted curses at Petunia in the courtroom. I later heard from Petunia herself that the bailiffs had to drag her out of court because she was trying to order her dog Ripper to bite Petunia's legs off. Not that she succeeded, Even I know that the dog is a coward and in a room filled with people it wouldn't even dare to move.

The best thing about that fiasco was that now I am officially adopted to Mom (Aunt Petunia) and my named was changed from Harry James Potter to Harry James Evans. We also moved from 4 Privet Drive (The Dursleys House) to a house in Heathgate, Hampstead where I found out that the Grangers are now my neighbors.

Hermione was almost jumping around in joy and shock when she found that I and her will be living near each other. We went to her favorite places which ended up being the Public Library.

Hermione's parents were happy as Hermione has her first real friend. My mom was also happy with Hermione also being my first friend.

Mom and Hermione's parents became extremely good friends much to my and Hermione's joy as we didnt wanted to have any trouble being friends.

Mom with her savings and her consolation money started a small company named 'Swans Wings' which produces undergarment for male and female as well as baby products.

Now one morning, there came a letter that was signed in green ink, If that wasn't interesting to anyone then probably whats written will be

To Harry James Evan,

Second Bedroom, 4 Heathgate,

Hampstead, England.

HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY

Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore

(Order of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards)

Dear Mr. Evans,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.

Term begins on 1 September. We await your owl by no later than 31 July.

Yours sincerely,

Minerva McGonagall

Deputy Headmistress

Now will be the time for the adventures of one amazing fellow that will change the course of history of magic.

Author Note:

Hello Everybody, My name is Godsworld

This is my first fanfic and this is not meant to be taken seriously

I hope you all like what you may read