My SI Stash #53 - A King Needs Waifus by StreamingViking (DCUXMarvel)

-Here's a DC/Marvel SI NSFW fic for Ura~ Recently published so not a lot of chapters but it's started off pretty well!

*SI as Kid Gilgamesh in DC/Marvel, with Rule34 Economy CYOA elements.

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Posted on: https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/a-king-needs-waifus-dc-marvel-r34-economy-cyoa.11315/ (StreamingViking)

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Chapter 1

A/N: I have a problem, but this is my better version of the snippets I had written in my snippet thread and almost just as long as the three chapters.

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"Argh fuck what happened?" I groaned as I raised myself from my laying position, my head was pounding, but it didn't feel like a typical headache more like the headache you got after having been punched in the face.

And I knew what that felt like. Thanks, school bullies.

My eyes blinked open and… This isn't my room, and this isn't my bed. I thought as I looked around my surroundings and saw that this was very much not my one-room with a sizeable closed balcony.

This was not that, this looked like one of those bedchambers made for Royalty and that I was most certainly not.

What the fuck happened? I thought to myself this time instead of speaking out loud as my voice hadn't sounded quite right. My head went up to my hair, and I began to pull on my hair like I usually did, then I was frustrated. Pulling it down over my eyes.

And I saw my golden hair.

And there was a problem with that.

I didn't have golden hair, mine was brown bordering on black.

Something was definitely wrong here.

I exited the bed, and I quickly discovered two more things that were very wrong with me.

The first thing was that I was a lot smaller now like I was a standard rulers length away from having lost fifty centimeters of height.

The second was my dick, it was now seemingly massively oversized as it hung half-erect from my crotch. The best way to describe it was that it looked like dick drawn Eigaka or Metal Owl, or maybe what Miss Club President had. That with it being so thick, veiny, and having pre-cum leak from the tip in a consistency that rivaled an ordinary human's ejaculation.

And beneath it hung a pair of balls that swollen with a tremendous amount of cum ready to be unleashed to the point that my hands couldn't cup one. And I knew that as my left hand was fondling my sack while my right was now stroking my brand new dick, pre-cum flowing from the top and down my length coating it and making it easier to stroke.

Lust filled my changed my body the moment I had taken notice of it, as if the acknowledgment of my massively enhanced member opened the hormonal floodgates, as I felt my body burn from the pleasure my sensitive dick.

Despite its new size, sensitivity had scaled up to match, and so I lasted as long as I usually did, then I masturbated after jerking my foreskin around my rather sensitive cockhead.

Though this time instead of a slight spurt. I released liters of sludge onto the wall and floor near the bed where I had awoken.

It was indeed an Eigaka style cock that could turn a woman into an exercise ball in a few short seconds.

Unfortunately, however, or fortunately, depending on how you looked it. The pleasure of the massive amount of cum, forcing its way through my fat meat tube and out of the slit at the end. Caused my neurons to be fired all at once.

Which caused me to remember how this had come about, which immediately killed my boner, leaving it to drip cum as it and my now thankfully empty balls shrunk to a much more appropriate size that could be tucked away in a pair of boxers.

Now, as for how this happened? It had all started with Truck-kun coming out of nowhere, and slamming into me, which had resulted in my death. Then I woke up in front of a ROB that had chosen to take on the pleasant form of Grail-kun.

Though I was not very upset by that as I probably should be, which just point to Grail-kun fucking with my mind to accept my new situation. As to not cause unnecessary complications in whatever entertainment he would derive from me.

He then had me gave two CYOA's one of which was the R34 Economy one, and the other was Essene, which I could choose four options from. I went with the obvious combo of Binder and Breeder for sexy stuff as demonstrated b my Eigaka style dick. The other two were Heroic Spirit Essence, though heavily nerfed as I could only get one Heroic Spirit's power; I had chosen Gilgamesh for obvious reasons. Though going by my body, I had been demoted to Kid Gil. The last had been summoner to compliment the Gate of Babylon. As well as getting access to summons FF and SMT style along with more.

"And I guess this is the Home I got with Economy?" I said to myself as I licked off the cum that stuck to my hands, it had a sweet and salty taste to it.

Honestly, this had been one of my desired sexual fantasies, to just guzzle up a tremendous amount of my own cum. I could probably give myself auto-felatio if I so wanted.

But that was going to have to wait for later.

"But if I have the home, shouldn't the body perk?" I asked myself as I had taken the body perk, which should have forced me into a 190cm tall body. But at that, a mental switch became visible in my mind, and I could see that modified adult Gilgamesh body. I could turn into that, but it was more of a time-limited combat for fighting in close combat instead of being stuck as a shota.

But I was going to be spending pretty much all of my time as a pure shota, but still, it was something nice to have for then a fight happened.

"I should probably find a bathroom or something to clean myself up," I muttered as I was still covered in cum, and thankfully now that my memories had returned, I could control my erection now thanks to Breeder, I would only go fully erect if I let it. But I would still feel blood trying to make it erect, and that was beating against my control of it and to just let it go. Though those thoughts quickly faded after.

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"The mansion is somewhat sentient and can adapt to one's need and take one whatever room they want by going through any door if one so chooses. The pocket dimension has a volume of 3000km, the area itself is 2000 square km with the mansion being 1000m and several stories tall alongside a few basement levels," I muttered to myself as I sat now clothed outside on the veranda which lead out to the mansion's massive garden. One of the many Bios that the pocket dimension possesses, there were forests, mountains, lakes, a dessert, and even an ocean with a beach. All of it maintained magics that my newly gained clairvoyance couldn't decipher. "There is also a fake 'sun' and 'moon.' It is something close to the artificial sky that Hueco Mundo possesses. It is also capable of generating a stable food supply, but I can't access any of it or use the portal chamber." Which contained a numerous amount of doors which probably lead to different worlds.

"I probably have to summon one person, but how do I go about that? My Essence of Summon didn't come with the waifu catalog," I stated as I tried to come up with a plan before I starved to death, for the Gate didn't have a lot of real food options, wines, and candies yes. But now, actual food. Summon couldn't manifest food. Maybe I had a Noble Phantasm that could? Yeah, there was that carpet wasn't there?

"Oh, you're hopeless, aren't you Anders-kun," Came the voice of the fucker who had engined this situation, and I turned my head to see the very disturbing image of Grail-kun standing to the left side of the table I was sitting at. "To leave you indeed have to summon your lovely waifus, and to do that, I bring you this." He leaned over the table, and out of his mouth, landed a phone.

My phone, the phone I had in my… previous life yeah, I go with that. "And it now has unlimited batteries and now has the friend summoning app, now you can summon lots of girls to be with Anders-kun."

"And what if I don't go along with this?" I asked. "Hypothetically, of course."

"Oh, silly, hopeless Anders-kun," Grail-kun's voice went from childishly annoying to demonly distorted in the span of a single breath. "IF YOU DON'T, I WILL TURN YOU INTO A GIRL AND THROW YOU INTO MARETH WHERE YOU WILL BE TURNED IN TO A DEMON'S BREEDING BITCH FOR IMPS. IS THAT UNDERSTANDABLE?"

"I hear you loud and clear," I said as I took my phone and opened it though none of my games were on it, so no FGO for me sadly. But I could clearly see a larger than usual app labeled Waifu Catalog portrayed by the letters WC as image.

I opened it and saw that it was divided into various categories based on franchises, alongside a separate R63 option. I scrolled through a list, and saw a lewd picture of each girl, alongside their name and cost.

But I couldn't select any of them as they were grey out.

"Go to Summon, Anders-kun," Grail-kun said as I eyed him. His voice back to its goofy self. I tapped and saw nine girls on the list and how much 'money' I had.

150.

"You have to summon those nine first before you can buy more Anders-kun, you can summon them all at the same time or one at the time. But if you don't call up or capture a new girl at least every two weeks, or else you know what will happen, Anders-kun," Grail-kun threatened me, and I just narrowed my eyes.

"Do you just plan to drown me in girls?" My voice was filled with annoyance

"Of course, how do you think I will get my jollies of silly Anders-kun."

"Aren't you like Omnipotent, why would you-." I tried to speak, but I was cut off by the sadistic ROB.

"You really are hopeless, aren't you Anders, true omnipotence doesn't exist, it is a paradox, I am just powerful enough to do this and get away with, and don't think you're the only one I did this to Ander-kun, I like to channel surf. Now summon and leave. And then you do food, and that stuff will be available here." He tipped his head to the side. "Almost forgot this, here is your Friend Maker." A tentacle shut out from his body and hit my hand, and dark tattoos grew from the spot and up my arm.

And he had just activated the Binder Essence.

And at that, Grail-kun disappeared from my side and took his creepy ass smile with him.

"Better get to it then," I muttered as I decided on who to summon first. All of them, except for one, wouldn't immediately try to kill me if they were summoned while conscious. I could easily deal, but I just didn't want to bother with that. Honestly, I had no idea why I had chosen Es'freaking'death of all people. The girl was a psychopathic Yandere, though, with Binder, that would probably convert into a fanatical loyalty and would do anything to please me.

Yeah, I understood now why I might have picked her.

But I was still struck by indecision I didn't want to summon all of them at once that would just end in disaster.

"Argh fuck it V it is," I said as I pressed the button to call upon the genderbend human half of Vergil.

She disappeared from the screen, and then in a flash of light, she appeared on the grass, and her body looked like it was going to fall apart any second now. She looked like what male V had then they gone after Urizen.

It was starting to crumpling further.

"Oh shit, oh shit," I muttered as I quickly made my way over to her and placed my hand down on her stomach and activated Binder, the tattoos flowed onto her body flowing in between the ones created by her familiars then they weren't in use.

And within seconds, the perks I had bought and Breeder did their magic as they fixed V's body up to the best it could be. It fixed her existence, and now she was genuinely independent from Vergil.

And of course, her figure was enhanced a little bit but not by much just tightening it up and expanding somethings. Though her nipples and cameltoe were now much more highlighted for one to see.

I picked V up, and thanks to my new Reverse Demi-Servant body, it was not straining on my part. I sat her down in one of the chairs by the outdoor table, and sat down in my chair once again.

Now I just had to wait for Mr… No Miss Poetry to wake up.

Hopefully, that was soon as I could feel my stomach growling.

Thankfully I saw her eyes flicker open a minute later.

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"Argh," A groan left her throat, and V felt her eyes flutter open.

Which shouldn't have been possible? She should be very much dead currently. She had fused with her other half, she knew that. V knew that she had merged with Urizen and become Vergil once more.

The second Son of Sparda.

Yet she was here in this place.

And V knew that she was alive she could very much feel that was the case, and that this was not some sort of afterlife. But strangely enough, she felt better than ever enough, V no longer felt like she was turning into a pile of dust by the second.

It was like she was a complete person and no longer the parts that her previous self had discarded and thrown away. Humanity, emotions, compassion, and any form of weakness, including any feminine aspect of his being. Which was why she was a woman and not a man.

"But how am I alive now?" She asked as she almost entirely returned to a state of consciousness.

"You have me to thank for that," A young voice spoke, and at that V became fully awake, her eyes open and looking straight at a young boy around the age of twelve? She would say. Who was looking straight at her with a smile on his face? Slit crimson eyes seemingly looking through her?

But despite his looks, V had to question the fact that he was a child, for she could feel his power, and his eyes looked like they had experienced a decade extra of life at most.

"That is because I have, I'm twenty-two just so you know," He spoke, and V's eyes became wider.

"Did, you?" She asked.

"No, I didn't read your thoughts; I just well it's more like piercing someone's internal narration," He answered, but V did not quite believe him.

"So, who are you, and how did I get here?" She asked. She wanted answers first and foremost before she did anything drastic. And thankfully, she could still feel Shadow's, Griffon's, and Nightmare's presence they were just asleep at the moment. But they would wake the moment she called on them. What she would do depended on this 'child' before her.

"Well, that V is a concise and complicated story," He spoke her name, but she knew she had not mentioned it unless he had read from her mind. "But first off, my name is Anders, Anders Anderson."

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"And then we arrive here, you sitting in front of me," I finished my explanation of events that lead to our current situation. Starting with me having introduced myself as Anders, as that was my name. For even if I looked and sounded like Gilgamesh and even gotten a few of his personality traits, going by me doing the piercing of internal dialogue without meaning to do so, it had just come naturally to do so and freak V out a bit.

I was not Gilgamesh.

I was Anders. I could save calling myself Gil for a superhero world use it as my code name. And also doing so was Chuuni as all fuck.

I turned my attention back to V and saw that she was mulling over the information I had given her. And speaking of her, she had not once asked why she was a girl. So it was safe to assume that this V had emerged from Vergil as a girl. Which made sense, kinda. As one of the original concepts for DMC, V had V as a girl. Probably a lot more literal splitting of everything Vergil hated about himself had happened in that timeline.

More than it already was.

"So you've become the players of demented god's show? I sympathize with your plight," She said, and I nodded yeah V would know as she was once Vergil, and the part that carried the memories of his time as Nelo Angelo. As Mundus'd little puppet.

"Well, I appreciate the concern, V," I said in response to her sympathies.

"And if you don't keep summoning more women like you did me, you will."

"End up in a world of rape as a girl, probably without any of my newfound abilities," I finished. "But that just seems to concern me, you can do whatever you want from here on out. The portal room is inside the mansion, and you can just leave for the connected world. I am not forcing you to stay," I said going against my own feelings on the matter, for I wanted her to stay I didn't want to be alone here. But now I was actually here; the whole branding thing was actually squicking me out a little bit. But I was sure that was just a temporary feeling, and soon enough, I wouldn't care that the girls I summoned would be made to love me. And I had only really branded V as at the moment that was the only thing I could think of that could save her crumpling body.

Silenced rained for what felt like an eternity to my senses before V responded.

"No, I think I will stay with you for a while, as you were the one who saved my existence. While I knew I would have to return and fuze with Urizen, a part of me. A piece that had come to identify itself as V, wanted to live on. And you Anders you granted that wish. So, I should pay you back for that. So I will be sticking with you for a while at least until I know more."

"Ah, thank you, V. I'm glad to hear that," I responded.

"Though before we go anywhere, I have to ask how is it you know who I am? For I have not mentioned my name at any point during our little talk." Ah, I knew that this would be brought up, but thankfully, I had a good excuse as I now had the powers of the King of Heroes.

"I got a bit of clairvoyance when I got this body, and I took a look at your Universe while you were out. And your name was next to your picture on the summoning app," I said with a slight grin.

And she is adorable when embarrassed. I thought as I looked at her reddening face. "Right, of course, it would be. I apologize I am still a little frazzled," V apologized as she tried to kill the blush on her face.

"It is fine… So are you hungry cause I am?" I asked.

"Paradise lost for just a taste of being on top. Yes, I am rather famished," V answered with a smile as she stood up, but quickly stumed a bit as she tried to lean on a cane that wasn't there. "It seems that my weapon wasn't brought along," She said in a somewhat disappointed tone as she looked at her empty hand.

"Give me a second," I said as I held out my hand a golden manifesting out of it, and a second later, a cane landed in it.

And I quickly thew it over to V. "Got a hidden blade inside for cutting, the sheath is for blunt damage. Hard to break and basically indestructible, then demonic energy is channeled through it and can fire in beams. Basically, your old one but even better," I explained.

"Thank you, Anders," She responded with a smile as she leaned on her cane. While her body was healthy now and she didn't need to use it for support anymore, it had been a habit ingrained into her over the few months she had used it.

"Now, let's see if the portal room is usable like Grail-kun promised," I said, but before we removed ourselves from the veranda.

A new voice spoke up. "Yo, V what is happening how are we still alive? And who is the pipsqueak?" Griffon asked as he popped out of her shoulder.

"Just view my memories of the last few minutes," She told the familiar, and the nightmare quickly gained a look of understanding. "Well, thanks, kid, for that, it sucks to be you, but better than being dead because dying is whack yo," He said as he became one of V's tattoos.

"Sorry about that; he has a habit of popping up at the most inopportune times."

"It's fine. Let us just see if we can leave if not, well we might be a bit screwed," I said as we made our way to the portal room/area, and honestly, it reminded me of the portal device from Treasure Planet in terms of design.

"Let's see here access panel, possible worlds just one so far, probably have to summon a few more or accomplish a few goals. Connected to it, meaning that time is synced up, so if we sync up with another one, then we reconnect no time will have passed. Rather useful if I must say so," I muttered as I utilized my clairvoyance and perks to understand the mechanics behind the device. Though most of it had been blacklisted by Grail-kun.

"How do we use it?" V asked as from her position, observing what I was doing with the device.

"The screen here allows us to operate it from here, and to return here, we just… ah, there it is," I said as, from the control panel, I pulled out something that looked like a wireless garage key. Which seemed appropriate.

"Those who desire but do not act breeds pestilence, shall we leave?" She asked, and V was as, melodramatic as ever.

"Well, ladies first," I said as I did a small bow.

"Well, at least you're a gentleman Anders," She shot back as she went through the portal I had opened, and I quickly followed her.

Where we ended up looked like ever single back alley seen in every single movie that featured such a back alley.

At least we didn't pop out in the middle of the.

"Perhaps we should have looked before exiting, yes?" V asked as she pinched her nose as the smell of garbage was somewhat extreme.

"Yeah, let's get out before the stink clings to our clothes," I responded, and we entered exited out to a proper street.

The place definitely looked like New York, but the building right at the end of the street confirmed otherwise.

The Daily Planet.

A small smile actually appeared on my lips at that.

At least it wasn't Worm, for now, I remembered that this one of the three options that I had chosen.

"Anders?" V asked, bringing my attention to her as she adjusted her corset, which brought a few stares, but people mostly ignored her. Probably used to people dressing weirdly

"What is it?"

"I just realized that we lack funds to go eat, do we not?"

…oh yeah, I completely forgot about that. "Let's go an find a pawn shop or," We could figure out how, bullshit Gilgamesh's or rather my luck was now. "No, we won't need it. I think we be fine." I said with a smile as I began walking.

V following asking what I meant by that.

But our walk was quickly interrupted by us passing an electronics-shop which had subtitled news featured on the screen.

Which featured one Tony Stark and his latest escapade as Iron Man.

Fuck you, Grail-kun. I cursed as I knew the thing would fuck with me somehow. Food first, thinking about all the bullshit later.

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A/N:

Cyoa's Economy and Essence

Essences: Heroic Spirit(Gilgamesh), Bredder, Binding, Summoner.

Economy: Starting world DC gives 1200

Home -50

Body, Soul, and Mind -60

9 Pre-selected girls – 2B(-20), V(-100), Zero Two(-100), Maka Albarn(-50), Kushina Uzumaki(-20), Aqua(-500), Korra(-50), Esdeath(-100.), Joker/Akira/Ren(-50)

Points remaining: 150

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