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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

Sir_WendoS · Eastern
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The so called queen

"Bibuh tea, boba tea, boo!" My voice reverberated throughout the many mountains around me.

This is the second time that I've exposed my voice while being dead, which surely did scare the many people around me. The first time the people might have thought that it is someone else, but now, haha. Now… Now their faces are filled with dread, because, apparently, for some reason, a dead man is still capable of communication.

"A- A gho-!"

'Sorry, but you should be a little faster if you want to finish your sentence…' I could only say in my head, since doing otherwise was impossible with the speed of the flying spikes.

Yes, after shouting those magical words of mine, my telekinetic powers were released, and so, the toothpicks that were stuck in my body shot outwards towards the few unlucky enemies around me.