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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

Sir_WendoS · Eastern
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She really is the Phoenix!!

My scythe's blade… It was making its way towards an empty space, which, if there was an average spectator, would make him or her wonder if I was crazy or if I was doing something like shadow boxing.

I wasn't doing anything like that though, nor was I crazy. I was simply, godly…

You see… If I can say it in a simple way, I'd say that I was able to see the future. No, I'd say I was able to see a dangerously impending future… No, actually! I was so smart and calculative that I was able to count every molecule in my surroundings just for the sake of predicting all of the Phoenix's next movements!

Cough Cough, okay, okay, I'm sorry, you got me. It's all thanks to the all mighty being, Lady Luck! My slumbering ability which I have now awakened! Luck tingleeeee!!!

*Swoosh*