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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

Sir_WendoS · Eastern
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"No No Nooo! That is not how it's supposed to go! It's supposed to be cucumber! Not your penis!" Leilei cried out, because my answer to her riddle was technically correct, but unfortunately not in her line of expectations.

Truly, she did not expect for me to give her such an outright answer. And for sure, she could not believe that I had actually outsmarted her outsmarting. Ha! Would you look at that…

Not even my underlings, nor Xianner, were able to comprehend the great talents of mine. I was simply too fast of a thinker, and my answer to Leilei's was way more correct than the riddler's answer, because it actually makes more sense!

"What? You don't believe me? I can show you if you want. Or, you can ask my good partners, Xiayen, and Leslie. They've personally witnessed it, after all…" I went and told Leilei, who was still crying in denial, unable to accept the fact that she wasn't able to think that far ahead.