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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

Sir_WendoS · Eastern
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296 Chs

Exploration mode

*Wiener*

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New skill discovered!

Demonic needs: Placing under category…

True dual cultivation (Branch of abilities) Lv. 3 {New!}

-Dual Cultivation(As long as Yin and Yang finds a connection with each other, both partners shall grow.)

-Ultimate Dual Cultivation(The truest method of cultivation. Direct contact of the two Ultimates, plus the effort of working together, to create something greater than the Ultimate.)

-Demonic needs(The unorthodox ways of Dual Cultivation. A skill worthy for a Deviant, meant for a being that sees no difference in biological features, and that is willing to enter any hole for power and pleasure.)

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After Leslie had coomed on me, I received such a skill from the system. A skill that told me that I wasn't gay, nor fluid, but a sexual deviant instead. Quite the aggressive and shameless looking title honestly, but, I liked it. It sounded way better than some gender names, and had quite a badass sound to it.

'A deviant huh…' Was what I thought after I saw the title worth my recognition.

Of course I couldn't help repeating that title again and again. It sounded way too cool! That's right! I'm not ghey! I am a Deviant! Muhahaha!

I shall be the villain of this story, and I shall have the greatest PP!

Okay… I think that sounded a bit too corny…

Cough Cough

Anyway… Do you know why I'm talking to you right now? Well, it's because someone decided to spoil our fun so early. I believe you already know who…

I mean… Perhaps Leslie was already satisfied with her three minute session, however, I wasn't! The same thing goes for Xiayen, who didn't even get a turn to savor my nuts! It's like fate is teasing me or something, because why Now?!

You might be confused, so let me explain why I can't continue my fun anymore. You see… This b*tch of a Laili, is being so urgent, telling me that I have to go through some awakening. Some sort of trial, which has to be done immediately, now that every leaders of the syndicate have been gathered. For f*cks sake, I even thought of simply leaving the organization! But I didn't of course, because my life would be on the line if I did. Both long term and short term... Why? Well… Because the leaders would probably be pissed if I were to waste their time.

So, alas, I guess this is where that ends… No threesome for me…

Very sad…

Welp, there's no need to cry over spoiled milk. At least, the system was there to cheer me up right in time. Wish you could cheer me up too honestly… Can you, lady luck?

I guess that's a no…

"Hey. Lick that liquid that just came out of your PP. It's so you don't waste your energy, and perhaps, you might gain more power as well after consuming it." I told Leslie after hiding away the notification of the system.

I wasn't sure if the Demonic Needs skill would work if I didn't coom as well, but I didn't care nonetheless, because that wasn't really the goal of mine. The goal was to clean it up. As simple as that.

'Ooh! It tickles, and it looks so hot!'

As Leslie licked on my abdomen, I forced myself from getting another hard on. I couldn't after all, for fear that I might just shove my little brother inside her mouth, unable to hold back. But of course, I don't have a d1ck for a brain, so, no dying for me because I was simply being too horney.

"Good girl." I told Leslie after she had finished her job, patting her head like the good girl she was.

Upon my grateful words, Leslie let out a very happy smile, as she looked at me with eyes that smiled as well. It was quite the sad departure for me honestly, having to leave the cute Leslie who was still in front of me, and the unclothed figure of Xiayen that was right beside me.

"Alright. You two be nice to each other, okay. Daddy has to go for a bit." I told the two girls of mine as I stepped out of the bed.

Tying my robe, I walked my way towards Laili, who was waiting near the door.

"If you're wondering what happened, we did something similar to breaking through. Thanks for ruining our cultivation." I spoke to Laili with a tone of annoyance.

"Not the greatest time to do that, you know…" Of course, Laili was as blunt and cruel as ever.

What a strict and disciplined woman…

Sigh

Will I be like that too after years of joining the syndicate?

I certainly hope not. After all, the culture of my home world must absolutely not be forgotten.

"Soo… Where are we going?" I asked her after her cruel reply.

"Underground."

"Aga-?"

Before I was even able to finish my words, Laili teleported me towards the council room that she had only shown from the hallway. Now however, I was inside the council room, which means that I somehow have a higher position than before, right? Or is it the same as a criminal who's being brought to court? I certainly hope it's the prior…

"Uhm… hello?"

When I was in front of four hooded figures, I surely did not know what to say, other than hello. I mean, what if I offended them? So, yeah, it's better to be safe…

'What the?!'

*Cough* *Cough*

The reason why I was surprised, and why I was coughing, was because I was being choked and levitated into the air by some black toxic looking gas.

The pain was there, and it felt horrible for me to breath…

I was being choked by a dark force, and I could clearly see who the perpetrator of it was…

It was one of the hooded figures that was in front of me with his arms stretched outwards. Obviously, it should be him! Or her…