Epic PP

There, about fifty meters away from me, Xiayen stood in place, and had her arms moving quite frantically.

As I looked at the way she moved, I made the assumption that she was conjuring some type of spell or something, which is probably called a cultivation technique by the cultivation sects of this world. Probably, I don't know... Maybe there's an actual sect that calls it spells. Or maybe that's a synonym of it. Again, I don't know...

Well, anyway… Her arms were moving in a funny way, and it looked as if she was doing some type of cultural dance that was required in order to summon some type of little spirit to steal money. Like those people that danced around a bonfire, that's somehow close to what Xiayen seemed to be doing. Just a bit of different arm movements... That's all…

*Fwoo*

All of a sudden, after Xiayen had danced for a few minutes already, something did indeed get summoned because of her ritual-like dances.

No, it wasn't just something… It was something very magical. Something so hot, as it was literally a body of fire… Feeling and seeing how hot it was, I began to wonder if the shape of the fiery thing in front of Xiayen was about to form into some kind of phoenix or something. However, I was dead wrong...

"What the f*ck, is that a flaming wiener?!" I was surprised after I saw that what had appeared out of the summoning circle on the ground, was in fact a gigantic fiery wiener. Seriously! Who would have even expected a skill like that! Not me, that's for sure… And did I call that thing hot just now?! Ewww! That's so gheyyy!

"Die, you disgrace of nature!" Xiayen yelled out loud while she had both of her palms facing the gigantic fly trap flower.

I'm guessing those palms of hers were placed like that to control that fiery wiener that she had summoned, because after she had moved her palms in a slight way, the fiery wiener moved as well.

I don't know if it was a blessing or a curse for me to see such a scenery in front of me, because honestly, I didn't know what to say about the fight. It was surprising, hilarious, and also quite unique. Like, imagine if some villain from another world comes to invade this world, just to be defeated by multiple wieners. That's quite rough, I'd say…

So, this is hilarious, but, do you want to know what Xiayen did with that summon of hers?

Like, it's so unbelievable, that it's quite difficult for me to explain…

Anyway... Cough Cough

After Xiayen had yelled her death threat, she launched the fiery wiener towards the flower its head, which the flower wanted to diffuse by swallowing it with its slimy mouth, because the size of it was simply small enough to fit its mouth...

Hahaha! Can you actually believe that! It's just stupid! The flower was too dumb to do a proper calculation on the hotness of that wiener, and because of its idiocracy, it died as a result! The hot wiener had actually burned its entire body in just five minutes, thanks to that stupid flower engulfing that hot wiener entirely! Hahahaha! It's too damn funny! Hahaha! I'm sorry!

"Haa… Haa…" I tried to take a breather, after I had managed to stop myself from laughing too hard.

"Hahahaha!" Of course, I couldn't help myself from laughing again, not even a second later.

The spitting image of a fly trap flower swallowing a wiener was ingrained inside my mind, and I couldn't help myself from laughing out hard. every time I remembered that short and hilarious scene. The flower had even choked on the wiener! Haha!

"Why are you laughing again? What weird thing did you do again?" Xiayen asked when she got close enough to me. She seemed a bit exhausted after her attack, which is possibly one of the reasons why she went to sit right beside me.

"It was you this time Xiayen. You really gave me a good laugh. Haha!" I answered.

"Huh? What could I have possibly done to fit your sense of humor? I don't recall doing anything strange…" Xiayen pondered as she muttered, confused about how my humor actually worked.

"Tch. Tch. Didn't you see it? That flower monster stupidly swallowed that skill of yours. The way it choked on that fiery PP was simply too funny! Like, how could it be so dumb to swallow something that's just too deadly for it?"

"Ehe…" Xiayen chuckled at first.

Not too long after that, she started laughing as well, in the same way I did.

Seeing and hearing how Xiayen laughed at what I found funny, I couldn't help remembering the stupid piece of memory again, and started laughing again as a result. Hence, together, me and Xiayen, started laughing our piss off harmoniously. Well, not literally of course. Why would you even assume I peed?! I'm an adult, you know?!

Cough Cough

Surely, the mood became quite the joyful one, as we were both laughing and enjoying each others company more and more. The threat had been dealt with, and the both of us were quite tired after we had gone through those horrible tunnels, especially Xiayen who had to fight as well.

Hence why, because we were tired, the two of us decided to rest for the moment, since there was no better time to do it. The cave was dim lighted and it we were comfortably warm after all. Comfortable, because we finally had some warmth after the fiery attack. Like, it was hella cold with our clothing wet, you know...

Sigh...

But yeah... It was so comfortable, that Xiayen even asked me a question that I didn't expect her to ask me at all.

"Hey… About that one time… Is it possible to go any further than that?" She asked, which I was sure was a hint of her wanting to experiment the process of dual cultivation with me.

She wants the D. Hehehe…