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My PP shall soar through all heavens!!

It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

Sir_WendoS · Eastern
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Desperation

Ah-E-Ah-E-Ah got this feeling in my bones!

My bones!!!

I think… I think they're broken!

Well, obviously they were. I was in my base form after all… In fact, I should be dead already! I was thrown into a mountain by a celestial for damn sakes! How am I still even alive?! Is my luck really that g-

Oh, never mind… Right as I was about to say, I noticed that my mind and body were not connected. I am now in my astral form…

Great… Welp, I'd still say I'm lucky, since I didn't get killed by her powers or anything like that. I died, simply because of an accident. I'm alive!! Yayyyy!!

U-uhm, okay, I'm calming down right immediately. I can't know for too sure if the Phoenix aims to kill me or not, after all. Let's see what she does next. Whatever she does though, if it's related to killing me, uhm, yeah, I don't have a way to escape, so, I'll, really really, die.

Oof…