87 The whole points of the nut

Even after cleaning up, Katie was self-conscious about her surprise facial... "You bearded me..."

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Ben tried to justify it. "The best way to cure a phobia is to 'face' your fears..."

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Then, Ben frowned when he realized something, but his expression soon eased. 'Nope, definitely not enough for a gender bender or yaoi tag...so don't even think about it...Let's keep the marketing focused; My biography doesn't need to cater to everyone...'

Katie was still moping. "You made me look like Gandalf the White..."

Ben tried to make her feel better. "It could've been worse. If you looked like Gandalf the Grey, I'd have to check my diet..."

Instead of finding it amusing, Katie sulked further...

Seeing that failed, Ben tried reason. "It was unintentional, believe me... How was I supposed to know...you'd fall off a cliff with a Balrog…

Have a skydiving battle ignoring the laws of psychics…

Change your class to magic swordsman…