I dozed off after you left

Alex then turned towards Melissa and spoke in a strict voice, "We need to have a long talk after we go home. We cannot speak whatever comes into our mind in front of the baby from now on. We have to think twice before we say anything so absurd. We may hurt his feelings."

"Alex, for goodness sake, that's a doll! Stop treating him like our baby," Melissa muttered under her breath.

"Think in a few months, we will have our baby in our hands. If we don't practice now then how can we manage our kids in the future? Do you know how many bad words you use per day? You have to cut short of everything. I have made a huge list of things that we both should avoid from now on when you were away." He said and lifted the bundle papers from the table.

Melissa stared at those huge bundles of papers and her head spun. 

"Please, someone stop me before I crush his neck." She mumbled through her gritted teeth.