My Idiotic Life Novels & Books - WebNovel

To the Love of My Life

"Honey, I have a stomachache. Please let me off tonight!" "Honey, I think I might have a slight cold. Please let me off tonight!" "Honey, I'm going to a friend's house later. Please let me off tonight!” Before getting married, Ruby Gregory always thought about how to seduce Steve Burton. But after marriage, Ruby Gregory started thinking about how to get Steve Burton to leave her alone for one night. However, no matter how unbeatable her excuses were, he always easily resolved them. "Honey, I'm in the Maldives right now. Make sure to lock up the house tonight before you sleep!" Since she couldn't avoid it, she decided to run away. She actually wanted to take a day off without consulting him? Steve Burton pondered for a moment and gave his assistant some instructions. At midnight that night, someone knocked on the hotel door, and Ruby Gregory heard Steve Burton's gentle voice through the door, "Dear, open the door."

Hi's Like, Idiot But Psiko

Aleandra Feodora seorang gadis cantik asal Rusia melarikan diri dari kejaran mafia paling berbahaya di Rusia setelah melihat keluarganya mati dibantai. Entah apa yang terjadi, dia tidak tahu. Pelariannya membawanya ke California dan dia hidup sebatang kara di kota asing itu. Tapi naas dia harus melihat sesuatu yang tidak boleh dia lihat sampai akhirnya dia terperangkap dengan seorang mafia kejam yang tidak memiliki belas kasih. Hal itu dimanfaatkan Alendra karena dia butuh bantuan seseorang untuk membantunya balas dendam. Aleandra mendekati mafia itu yang bernama Maximus Smith. Keadaan Maximus yang seperti pria idiot membuat Aleandra memutuskan mendekatinya tapi jangan ragukan kepintaran dan kekejaman yang dia punya. Agar Maximus mau membantunya, Aleandra menawarkan sebuah penawaran pada Maximus yaitu tubuhnya. "Aku akan memberikan keperawananku padamu asal kau mau membantu aku balas dendam!" Aleandra. "Jangan main-main, untuk apa aku keperawananmu? Aku bukan bajingan yang begitu mudah tergoda hanya karena keperawanan! Bahkan jika kau menjualnya satu dolar, aku tidak akan membelinya karena aku sudah memerawani banyak wanita di kota ini!" Ucap Maximus sinis. Aleandra mengigit bibir, putus asa. Bisakah dia mengambil simpati Maximus agar pria itu mau membantunya balas dendam?

Is My Life Ordinary?

“LET’S BEGIN THE SURVIVAL GAME!” The announcement called out before Allen could get a handle on the circumstances. He was thrust into a game of survival. It was supposed to be a typical day for Allen, but if only that were possible. Unfortunately, fate had different plans for him. Allen was consistently prepared to leave for school. It was part of his routine that he never broke. But, much to his dismay, he didn’t know he wasn’t coming home that night. Upon his arrival, all the students were forced to stay at school. They were asked to complete simple tasks without notice. At first, they were asked to accomplish the duties just as menial as solving a riddle, but oblivious to the peril they were about to enter. Soon it turned out that Fifty students from various places were kidnapped and erased from records and placed on a deserted island. After realizing their situations, it was clear, the only way to survive was to complete the given tasks. Just like the working world of real life, everyone has to face the consequences of their actions. Just like that, they all have to face the consequences for every wrong decision and incompetent result. Will Allen be able to come out of this? Or will he be trapped in the game for eternity? ----- Hey there, since this is my first novel there might be slight mistakes. If you can ignore those mistakes then I really think you will enjoy the novel. I will constantly be trying to improve. Join the Discord Server for Character Design. Discord ID/ Link- Adrian_Garcia#7798 Discord Link- https://discord.gg/nTwCPPszM3 Instagram ID- ce._.two The cover isn't mine.

Our Lazy and Idiotic but Abnormal Life

Ian reincarnated into a world without magic. Soon, he found himself in a dilemma. One consciousness operating two different body, one male and one female. Ian cursed with laziness and passive idleness, how is he going to live his life operating two different bodies. This is a story about a person, who operates two different bodies trying to live an idiotic and lazy but abnormal life. (A wild older twin sister appears.) Aurora: Don't forget about me!!! I am cute and Awesome too. Aaron: Oh, will you shut it! I'm the MC FFS!!!! Nyx: I am you and you are me. Aurora: Ignore both of them, I am the best girl!!! (*w*)/Teehee~! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The cover of the book is not mine, I took that from pixiv. I'm an amateur at this. This is my first book I'm young and inexperienced, so if there are any mistakes? Please, help me improve it and let me know. [The novel is undergoing revision.] And enjoy the book. :-)

My Life as a Villain

Ellis was a nobody kid who had no true interest in superheroes or the world around him. On his birthday he was sent to the local store to retrieve something his mother forgot. He procrastinates in the park meeting a stranger who identifies as the supervillain Crimson Crow. He is soon stopped by his partner and kidnapped. Tortured and killed, he is given a chance at a new life to take revenge on the man who killed him. He is gifted with a system to survive his new harsh environment. Will Ellis be able to achieve his goal? In a world where his expectations are to be like his father and comrades who participate in crime and well villainy.

My Mysterious life

After his wife divorced him because he was poor and not at her level... our hero gets hate because of that. Many people thought that he is having an affair with other women behind his wife so that is why he gets divorced but that's not true. After all of that, he is all alone. In the name of assets only have a diamond pendant that is his last gift from his mother. despite all of that he is a mysterious figure who is a medical genius, a martial artist, and has a mysterious background. During his medical career, he meets many interesting women who are more gentle than his ex-wife. After some sometimes his ex-wife knew that all the success of her business was because of mc and she is now alone...

Artemis : The Life of an Idiot Prince

Artemis is the first prince of the Nix kingdom. He is known as the idiot prince, slow prince, and many other unsavory names. However, weather those names were accurate or not is something unknown to the populace. How will he live his life in the future if the country thinks he's an idiot? How will he become the next king will the people drag his name thought the mud? Simple. He won't! Watch as our protagonist Artemis embarks on his journey and figures out what to do with his life without being a king. # No harem -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don't own the artwork in the title so if someone wants me to take it down just ask and Ill be happy to oblige. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this random story I thought up and started writing on a whim!

My life as a Femboy

A man reincarnates as a sexy femboy, in a world very similar to his own. ...That's about it really. ............................................................................ I'm just doing this for fun so don't expect a complicated well thought out story, I'm just making it up as I go, and don't expect regular updates either. The MC isn't fully straight, but don't feel like researching the exact definition, just know he's into futa. Additional tags: Reincarnation, Streamer, Plunderer, Manga, Smut, Futanari, Trap, S/M Relationship, Step-sis, and maybe CuckQueen (As in the MC sleeps with other girls due to the main girls kink. But the Mc won't be sleeping around or something, probably just a consistent number of girl.... now that I think about it, ain't that just a harem?). Also English ain't my first language, it's like my third.

Idiot in Love

Two different people from two different background fall in love with each other. He thinks she is troublesome and sometimes, an idiot. After hanging out for quite some time with her, he begins to think that the idiot looks cute when she is stupid around him. He doesn't know when suddenly he begins to call her 'my idiot'. p/s English is my third language, so expect some grammatical mistakes/errors as this story is not edited and I have nobody to proofread it for me. Do check out my other stories:- 1. Not At First Sight 2. The Accidental Witch

My Life as a Salamander

Damien Greeves a quadrapalegic longs for death but wants a new lease on life. A certain otherworlder needs a familiar. From man to beast how will this go?

The Idiotic Billionaire

*No one messes with fire and goes unburnt.* "Twenty four hours is my most generous offer to you." He says with no trace of pity in his tone. Her eyes widen, "But that's unfair." "Unfair is demolishing the house on you while you're still inside and believe me that's what I'm going to do if you don't get lost in twenty-four hours." She scoffs"You're unbelievable." "Being unbelievable is what has brought me here today." He agrees with a nod. "And being an idiot is what will take you to where you will be tomorrow, cause you might be a billionaire, but you sure are an idiotic one." Cainan Inferno is a self-made billionaire and since he worked for everything he has, he doesn't do well with insult from people, especially those that are not his class. So what happens when poor Neriah Gomez cross the line with Cainan and calls him an idiotic billionaire before his staff? Will he do to her like he has done to the rest or will the cold-hearted monster choose to let it go?

Idiot Life

My Life, My Story

Ye Beom, as an author, lived her life by dedicating everything to her works. But, a strange phenomenon happened to her. Ye Beom transmigrated into her unfinished novel, unknown to her what has caused this and what will happen to her. As she continues to live on, on her unfinished novel, the flow of her story will be changed. But, what will be those things that will change? No. The first question that matter most is, how did she transmigrated into the unfinished novel? Did she really died? But how come Ye Beom has no recollection of her, dying? Thus continues the enthralling life of Ye Beom in her novel

You are my Life

She was there only for a blind date, but had been mistaken as the third person to seduce the men. She angrily cursed," don't know that scum!" As a result, she had been pestered by this "scum" ever since. She became his wife because of an agreement of " secret marriage". They clearly said that they wouldn't touch each other, but this Mr. Huo actually went back on his word in the blink of an eye. Not only did he forcibly take her body, but he also wanted her heart. "I want -" "Well, I'll satisfy you!" He agreed immediately. However, what she actually wanted to say was, "I want a divorce," but she ended up being carried to bed by him.. it's an edited version of original story.....

The Idiotic Tamer

My four Idiots.

"-It may sound selfish, but you are my four idiots and no one else's. Did you understand idiots?" Each one with practically the same face, handsome as the fucking devil. Their smiles are and always will be typical mojapants. She is by no means a saint but neither is she the devil; She is normal, sociable, funny and of course a first-rate rebel. She is a gamer. What will happen when we put together a playgirl and four playboys? I think it's a big mess but a lot of fun.

My Idiot Mom

Bagaimana perasaanmu saat kau tumbuh besar dan lahir dari seseorang yang kurang sempurna? akankah kau membencinya atau mungkin kau ingin melindunginya? dan tanpa kamu sadari , di setiap keadaan selalu ada cerita dibaliknya.

idiotic mind

My Boyfriend is an Idiot

My Life As A Slave

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! ONLY GO AHEAD IF YOU CAN DIGEST SOMETHING NEW (NON OP/EDGY MC, BEING A SLAVE ETC.) AND EXTREMELY KINKY! (KINKS VARY FROM PEOPLE TO PEOPLE, THIS NOVEL WILL AND MIGHT BE INCLUDING A VARIETY OF KINKS AND FETISHES YOU MIGHT THINK YOU DONT LIKE BUT YOU MIGHT END UP FALLING IN LOVE WITH THEM ) WITH LOTS OF BDSM INVOLVED- Long ago, Lucas was a normal guy living a normal life with his girlfriend in harmony. Then, everything changed when his girlfriend's small family company fell deep in debt. Only money the master of everything could save them, but when they needed it the most, it vanished. Lucas unaware of all this, just wanted to sleep with his girlfriend when she drugged him into losing consciousness. When he woke up, he was naked and tied in chains, surrounded by multiple men who were in the same condition as him. He was pretty sure that he was in some sort of transport vehicle, and when the vehicle finally stopped and its doored opened, he was greeted by a woman with blonde hair, who was in a full latex body suit, only her body above the neck was not covered in black latex, she raised her arms as if calling someone for a hug and then said, "Welcome Men, to the Slave Factory, where you will be tamed and customized, then sold off to whoever pays the highest." She had a devilish grin on her face as she licked her upper lip.