My Identity Is Becoming More and More Astonishing
"Great Mr. Chen Yu, having been successfully elected as the leader of the human race last night, do you have anything you'd like to say to the whole world?" Chen Yu got out of bed, bewildered and still undressed, "I don't know, I just woke up...” …
Chapter 168 Golden Legend - Dharma Heavenly God! (Part 1)_2
"India?" the chief was startled, "Where's India? Which city is that?"
"Isn't there an India in our world?" Chen Yu frowned.
"Never heard of it," the chief turned and instructed the officer next to him, "Go check it out, see what place this is."
"Yes," the subordinate nodded.
"Alright, stop checking, you won't find it. My memory's mixed up. It wasn't in India." Chen Yu leaned back, looked up at the ceiling of the reception room, and began to make up, "Um... let's start with the date. A few days ago, I was at a construction site, found a hole in a wall with a hundred dollars inside, and I crawled in to pick it up. Then I got stuck. Couldn't free myself. Then I heard a group of people coming from behind."
The officers: "..."
Chen Yu spread his hands, pointing at his belly, "And then this happened."
The middle-aged chief: "This plot of yours... how come it's exactly like those erotic games."
"You play too!" Chen Yu exclaimed, "Fellow fan! High five!"
"Bang!!"