Chapter 1

What would you do if your dad drops a bomb? I mean not like a bomb like 'you're getting married' or 'your mother and I are divorcing'. Mom and dad know I'm gay, the whole fucking realm knows I'm gay, the entire kingdom is homophobic (except my family) and do I care? I would instead watch hot, sexy, beautiful, pretty or cute mortal girls on youtube! And my parents divorcing? (*snorts) Mom and dad are like lovesick people that fu-I mean stuck with each other. The bomb, it happened in a typical way, during dinner a.k.a interrogation room.

'Okay, sweetie, you are about 1000 years old, right?' mom started. It either started with something about responsibilities or stuff I don't listen to. 'What?' said my dear brother. if one thing dad had passed down to us, it was being absent-minded.

'I'm very sure you are the oldest one here brother, and my other sister is not here' this dumbass. Dad breathes in and out. It means trouble! Great, I should've gone with her.

'You are not my daughter.' My eyes widened.

The fuck?!

What would you do if your dad said that? Panic? Act normal but internally scream? Go 'fuck what?' oh mine was even better. I was inwardly panicking internal-screaming. I fainted and boom! What would happen to me? Up in the sky? Outside? NOPE!

I found myself in the mortal realm, lying on the ground! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! LOL!LOL!LOL! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO ME!

Hol' up! I haven't introduced myself so, hello, I'm Anastasia and, I'm an immortal like you've probably guessed. Okay, where was I? Oh right panicking!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT! THE! DAMN! FUCK! JUST! HAPPENED! UGGGGGGHHHH! I NEVER MEANT TO FAINT INTO THE MORTAL REALM! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! WHAT THE DAMN FUCK DID I EVER DO TO FUCKING GET THIS! AND I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT FUCKING REGION IM IN! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

(Back in the immortal world:)

'where did Ana-sis go?!! What do you mean she is not your daughter?!' dumbass questioned.

'one-sit down (the dumbass sits down) well did you ever think why I killed your uncle?' The father asked dumbass.

'no? I never did think. I only thought it was due to getting the kingdom for yourself.'

'sigh your sister was right, you are a dumbass.'

'speaking for yourself?' The mom says, smiling sarcastically. 'if this is the part where you two are going to fuck, I'm leaving then. Good night' Dumbass leaves in a hurry.

'well, the part for fucking he was right though' Dad gives mom a knowing look. Mom smiles.

(author leaves with an expression y'all know.

The author: I ain't telling what happens! Bye! Good night! And seriously? Y'all fuck each other while not caring for your kid? Sigh, did they kicked her out? Hope so not!)