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My German husband and I farm diary

Husband derailment, marriage breakdown, seven years of itch, and finally arrived at a beautiful girl. This marriage, Qin Li was a complete failure, except for a divorce agreement, nothing. Desperate, she decided to go far away to further her studies. Originally thought, life is so, but unexpectedly met a magical creature → German farmers. Huh, foreigners go on blind dates? With the mentality of a newspaper, Qin Li embarked on a blind date trip. Unexpectedly, this opens the door of the new century. You raise the chickens, I'll raise the cows, You plant, I plant, Qin Li felt that she seemed to find a second spring. Who says blind dates can't be trusted?

Beeber167 · Urban
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Chapter98

The next day, the village council met on time.

A tent was set up in the square next to the church, with a small stage, rows of benches, and stalls. At first glance, it looked like the October Beer Festival.

It's still early, so there are not many people in the tent.

Qin Li is determined to show off her skills on this day when all the people come out of their holes, so she takes her three helpers to the scene early in the morning.

Yan Sen, Qu Dani, and the old king next door, under her command, began to build a temporary stove.

Chinese cuisine emphasizes fire, large fire, medium fire, and small fire, used for stir-frying, cooking, and deep-frying, how can the foreigners' induction cooker be comparable?

To make authentic Chinese food, you must use gas, and control the size of the fire with one hand, only in this way, can the flavor of the dishes to the right place. Therefore, Qin Li drove dozens of kilometers to the construction market to buy gas stoves and liquefied petroleum gas.

The Germans thought gas was unsafe, most places used induction cookers instead, and electricity was cheaper than LPG. Jensen and Patrick studied for half a day, sweating and struggling, only to install the gas stove and put it into use.

Seeing that it was finally done, Patrick wiped his sweat and said, "My grandmother used it twenty years ago, and I haven't seen it since."

Yan Sen nodded silently, even their countryside hadn't used this thing for years, with an induction cooker, who would bother to light a fire to light gas?

Hearing the words of these two people, Qin Li instantly felt like a caveman from the Cretaceous Period, but on second thought, she also had something to say, "That's why our Chinese food is made to be world-class."

As expected, this sentence had a certain degree of lethality, and when the two men heard it, they immediately had nothing to say.

Qu Dani covered her mouth and laughed, "Li Li, you're great, one sentence disliked the old king next door to my house to the point where he had nothing to say, he's a barrister who relies on his mouth for food."

Qin Li also followed with a laugh.

It was hard to get the stove installed, and the four people were just about to breathe a sigh of relief when, at this time, Janey came.

As soon as she saw Qin Li, Janie was furious, striding over to look for trouble, she pointed at the place where they had set up the tent and said, "This is our territory, you guys get out of the way."

Qu Dani had only heard that Jian Ni was sick, but now that she had encountered it, she realized that not only was this guy sick, but he was also sick to the point of being unclear.

"This is your territory? Then you call out and listen to it, see if it will answer you ah!"

Qu Dani could not be as honest and good-natured as Qin Li, she was famous for being tricky and odd from her college days, she had always heard Qin Li mention Yan Sen's ex-wife, and wanted to find a chance to meet this oddball, now she sent herself to the door, and it was just the right time to catch her.

Jenny blushed and said, "We chose here last night, made a mark on the ground, do not believe you see."

Qu Dani, "Look at the hair to see ah, then I draw a circle in the church, is the church also belongs to me ah."

Janni angrily said, "You count that onion, what right do you have to come to our village to spread wild ..."

Not waiting for her to finish, Qu Dani disliked back with a tooth for a tooth and an eye for an eye, saying, "Who are you, and what's to stop me from coming to the village and spreading my wildness?"

Janni righteously said, "I am a member of this village."

Qu Dani spewed back without thinking, "I'm still a person of Earth, what's wrong with that, so I can tell you to get out of Earth?"

Jianni is unreasonable, and Qu Dani is even more unreasonable than her, seeing Qu Dani dislike her to the point of blushing, Qin Li is happy. Haha, the wicked still need to grind the wicked!

Yan Sen looked dumbfounded on the side, so that's why it's better to fight with a man than to ever argue with a woman.

Janni angrily said, "Why are you unreasonable?"

Qu Dani smiled to herself when she saw that she made her angry, "I am just being unreasonable, how is it? The heart is not balanced ah, not balanced on the police to arrest me ah."

Qu Dani came to Germany a long time ago, Germany is much more slippery than Qin Li's half-baked, pinching people is also a set of things. Qin Li listened to the side of a trance, six out of ten sentences did not understand, but look at the face of Jenny defeated like, just fallen out of their mouth horizontally in the chest of the bad air, super cool, and could not wait to pull a banner to his friend cheering support.

Jenny vs Qu Dani, complete defeat ah!

Jianni black face, said, "So, you do not intend to give up the seat?"

Qu Dani pulled out her ears and said, "It seems like a dog is barking!"

Janie spat out blood in anger and pointed at Qu Dani, saying, "We'll see."

The fight was so bad that it wasn't worth mentioning. After Qu Dani's big win, she turned to talk to Qin Li, already ignoring her. Seeing this, Janni gritted a mouthful of silver teeth and turned to run away.

Seeing that Janey finally disappeared, Qin Li immediately gave her manual kudos, "Too awesome, Dani. You should go to a talk show with such a good mouth."

Qu Dani looked like an actor who came out to pay homage after a curtain call, reaching out and placing her hand on her chest as she bent over and bowed.

The two looked at each other and couldn't help but let out a laugh.

At this time, Yan Sen's voice with little rise and fall interjected, "Don't be too happy, she went to call for help."

Qu Dani, asked, "What help?"

Yan Sen said, "Her brother is a skinhead member."

Dani Qu got excited when she heard that, "How can there be such creatures as skinheads!"

Patrick patted her shoulder, signaling her not to be too exuberant.

"Not only is her big brother one, but so is her suitor." Qin Li summarized, "Anyway, it's a matter of things coming together and people coming together."

Qu Dani hummed, "Fear him I'll take Yan Sen's last name, Feng Walden."

Yan Sen secretly thought, "Why do you want to take my last name?

Patrick said with a bit of concern, "Don't go too far, or you won't be able to end it."

Dani Qu said, "Don't worry, I'll leave you a dog hole for you to exploit the legal loopholes."

Patrick, "..."

Take this woman can not help ah.

Not long after, Janine came back with a vengeance, literally bringing a group of people to look for trouble.

In addition to Toby and Muller, there is a group of followers, one by one, all bald, the sunlight, the top of the head is oily, and can be used as a mirror.

Toby also no-nonsense, cut straight to the point, "You bully my sister?"

Qu Dani said, "Your sister is tall and big, who dares to bully."

Toby was stunned, up and down looking at her, thinking that also made sense ah, then changed the subject, and said, "This position is ours, you get out of the way, and then apologize for not, as if it had not happened."

Qu Dani, "What if I don't let you?"

Toby, "Then you'll have to go out sideways today."

Patrick heard some of this and couldn't help but say, "What do you take the law for?"

Toby shouted for a bunch of brothers to come, and with someone to back him up, naturally, he was not afraid of the sky and the earth. Coupled with the fact that Patrick was dressed in a suit, they looked like the kind of nine-to-five citizens who came from the city and didn't take him seriously at all.

He shook his fist and said in an unassailable manner, "Before the old man, the first is the law."

Dani Qu said, "That's what you said."

Toby snorted, "It's me ...."

Who knows, before he could finish a sentence, he ate a punch in the jaw. He couldn't shut up in time, and his teeth bit into his tongue, which brought tears to his eyes in pain. The howl just got a head start, in the twinkling of an eye his lifeblood between his legs was followed by a sharp pain, he covered his crotch, let out a wail, and instantly gave in to his knees.

Qin Li looked at Qu Dani in surprise, "You, when did you become so bullish?"

Qu Dani pointed at Patrick and said, "I've worshiped him as my teacher."

Qin Li suddenly remembered that he was an expert in Wing Chun and a world tour champion!

Shit, no wonder Danni Qu dared to be so tuggy, so a famous teacher makes a great pupil!

Dani Qu looked back at Patrick and asked, "How were those moves just now?"

Patrick shook his head, "Not good. Fists aren't clenched, knuckles will be black and blue in a minute. You are too short to hit the face, directly hit his softest place, stomach, or stomach. Also, how many times have I told you, don't always kick the lifeblood, this is a willful injury offense in Germany, and this is easy to be prosecuted."

Dani Qu asked, "If you don't kick there, where?"

Patrick, "Calf or knee."

Dani Qu, "Can't kick there."

Patrick, "Go around his back and don't kick it. You're not strong enough, you must be fast, so I told you to stick to running, don't be lazy."

"Yes, Master."

Just between the two of them talking, the crowd had already returned from their shock, and someone called out, "Chinese Kung Fu!"

These days, who hasn't seen two of Jackie Chan Jet Li Donnie Yen's movies ah, especially "Ip Man", it's red all over the world okay!

Qu Dani this small show of hands, immediately called the people impressed, onlookers were surprised and worshiped by the eyes looked over, which made Qu Dani's self-perception instantly good to burst.

Toby how did not expect, that he was actually this shorter than his head of the woman three or two down, to save face, he gritted his teeth endured the pain, and stood up.

He let out a roar, like an angry bull, roaring as Qu Dani rushed over. Qu Dani looked at his thick neck and red eyes, but she was also a bit intimidated and didn't dare to fight hard. After all, she had only learned this three-legged kung fu for a few days, and she didn't want to be hit in the face. Therefore, she didn't dare to fight head-on, but caught an opening and slipped under his fists.

Qin Li called out, his heart was apprehensive, about how much weight Qu Dani had, but he was still clear. She is halfway to learn a half-assed, if those crowds pinch her one, most likely to be eaten in the pocket.

Seeing that Qin Li was going to call the police, Patrick reached out and stopped her, saying, "Let her try it in real combat, Danni's talent in this area is very high."

Qin Li was stunned, and subconsciously looked at Patrick, only to see him with his hands clasped on his chest, his face composed, looking at this chesty look like the little panda master in Kung Fu Panda.

Although his tall image and that short and skinny little panda do not match, for some reason looking at him, Qin Li automatically brainstormed the shadow of the little panda, and the more you look at it, the more similar it is, even the expression is also similar.

Feeling her attention, Patrick turned his head, and raised his eyebrows, silently inquiring, what are you looking at me for?

Qin Li coughed dryly, forcing herself to forget about that laborious Kung Fu Panda.

Toby didn't believe that he still couldn't beat a woman, clenched his fist, and swung towards Dani Qu once again, seeing that his fist was about to touch Dani Qu's face, Qin Li couldn't help but call out.

"Dani, be careful."

Patrick said, "Don't worry, she can handle this level of attack."

Qin Li wasn't as calm as him, his heart felt like it was hanging in a bucket of water.

In the blink of an eye, the fist had already arrived in front of her, Qu Dani knew that it was already too late to hide, so she simply put her heart across and boldly met it head-on.

Toby just screamed but didn't move fast, so Qu Dani saw his path at a glance. As a matter of fact, like him, there wasn't much of a path to speak of, it was just a purely chaotic attack. Therefore, she followed his attack, grabbed his arm and pulled it towards her side, then bowed her leg towards the crook of his arm and pushed it hard. Just hearing a ga-da sound, Tobi screamed in misery to the heavens, and for a moment, he only felt that his arm was going to be broken.

Qu Dani was thin and witty, she was also quite fast, her disadvantage was that she didn't have enough force. Just now that action, if someone in the industry to do, it is estimated that it is not as simple as hurting the tendons, minutes can make the other party into a cripple.

As I said earlier, Tobi was a stupid big man who was strong on the outside, even Qin Li was able to execute a move against him, so the dregs of his fighting ability could be imagined. Therefore, after being clicked by Dani Qu, he immediately fell to the ground holding his arm, wailing and unable to get up.

Seeing her big brother being knocked down, Janni was furious, anxious, and angry, her red eyes roared at Mueller and the others, "What are you guys still waiting for? Beat her, beat her to death!"

Upon hearing this, Dani Qu wiped her nose and struck a classic maneuver that Huang Feihong used to checkmate his enemies, signaling them to come along.

Seeing this, Qin Li called out fervently, "Dani, let them see the power of our Great Chinese Martial Arts Kung Fu!"

Qu Dani stomped her legs, her qi penetrating the dan tian, and roared. A few people were immediately startled by her deafening lion roar and subconsciously stepped backward. At that time, those people's minds had one thought, "Crap, it's true that Chinese people are all godly ah!

Seeing that they were intimidated by Qu Dani's roar, Jenny couldn't help but be furious and stomped her feet, pinching them and saying angrily, "Are you still not men, you're afraid of a woman!"

This is not an ordinary woman, it is a Chinese woman, the Chinese have kung fu evening ah!

But Muller is pursuing Jenny, can't admit this in front of everyone, right? So he reinvigorated himself and stood up his back to Qu Dani close, even if she knew kung fu, it is impossible to fight one against ten, there are many of them ah! So, he yelled at his brothers, rubbed his fists, and surrounded her.

Seeing them move real, Qu Dani is also afraid, as the saying goes, good women do not fight with evil men. Fighting this kind of thing, or leave it to the men, she this flowery fist is responsible for pretending a little bit of pussy, see the good end!

So she stepped backward, hid behind the barrister, reached out and pushed him out, and then shouted, "Close the door and let Patrick go!"

Qin Li, "..."

Jensen, "..."

Patrick, "..."

Qin Li secretly thought, "Oh yeah, Kung Fu Panda's master, Little Panda, is finally going to be on the scene.