CH0 - Great, worst world.

Ezekiel floated in front of a white bluish rainbow christmas light that claims to be The Primordial Creator.

(You, Ezekiel Caritativo, has been chosen to be reincarnated in a world of your choosing and 3 wishes)

"Can I... like, just... die?"

TPM's holier than thou expression went neutral, you could also feel disappointment somewhere in there but Ezekiel rarely cared, TPM or not.

(You have been given 3 wishes and the chance to reincarnate in a world of your choosing, I'll also give you a system, boy)

"Why? I literally have no need for any of those, just reincarnate me back to my world or something, don't just butt in to other people's lives like that, isn't there something about equal treatment or something? How many people die every second? Why don't you help them instead?"

TPM's expression was now outright disbelief, he just wasn't Naruto enough. He can't believe it. How could there be a human who's not trying to fuck every female in DxD? TPM for the first time since creation (Exaggerated), has never been so... pissed off.

(Are you telling me that you wish to live your life in Darksouls? Do you wish to be born female and raped in some other magical world where females are of lower importance than males?)

"Can I? I mean, I'll die immediately if that's the case and just go back to being whatever"

...

TPM kept staring.

(HOW THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN A PERSON?!)

"I don't fucking know, you created me"

(Yes, in fact I actually know more about you than you yourself. Therefore, I have decided for you, based on whatever you dislike about these type of situations)

"No... NO GOD FUCK YOU"

(YES YES YES! Ezekiel Caritativo, you will be reincarnated into the world of DxD)

"ARGHHHHHHHHH!"

(Wish #1 You will be an orphan)

"NOOOOOO! NOT MY CHUUNI WISHES STOP! STOP!"

(Wish #2 You will get a unique system)

"ARHGWENGFOSNGOSJDGONOGNODGNFOSUNFON!@#!@##$"

(Wish #3 You will get pink hair because... pink hair is ... ultra saikyou? Plus Ultra? Cool #1 Zone Master?)

Ezekiel laid despondent while floating, like a corpse in the rivers. TPM then kept reading his memories and had a sly smirk by the time he got to the end of "If I ever get Isekai'd wishlist".

(Very well, I shall also grant you that "Extremely Dark Flame Burnt Never Ever Under The Stone Thousand Years of Mega Ultra Death Not To Wish Ever" wish you have)

[TPM has gifted you the Yandere Attractor title]

Ezekiel stared at the screen that he was going to live on with for the rest of his miserable life.

"Ah. Fuck"

*

5 years later, at an orphanage, a pinknette bishota was hiding under the closet, he dug it up for a few years just in case for a situation just like the one he was in right now.

Basically, he had about 4 Yandere orphan girls give their undying love to him, and eventually, they decided to have a battle royale and the entire orphanage was currently in the middle of a mass homicide on going. About 90% of the people in the orphanage was currently a corpse and only a select few and the 4 were left.

This was why he did dubbed it "Extremely Dark Flame Burnt Never Ever Under The Stone Thousand Years of Mega Ultra Death Not To Wish Ever". But TPM was just pissed off.

I mean, who do you think would know more about Yandere's other than the guy who literally died because of... one, actually now that Ezekiel thought about it.

He actually died because he cheated.

Still, blame the Yanderes. Never should've stuck that dick in crazy. On his excuse, she was pretty normal when they first had their marriage, the girl just went cuckoo nuts after he brought a girl home because she had no where to go for the time being.

Now that he thought about it, he should've bailed when that same girl he brought home to rest temporarily was found dead a few miles away from their home.

"SAKURA-KUN!~"

Ezekiel, or as he is aptly known, Sakura. Shivered when he heard the sound of gunshots and the girl's shriek of his name even at death.

'Yandere's are fucking stupid, they're fucking dumb, they're the worst type of Dere in the entire culture, they're fucking psychotic, sociopathic, apathetic, one track-minded pieces of shit'

After he heard the footsteps of the SWAT, he tried his to climb back up on the closet and open it, the sound of the door noisily squeaking made his heart beat 10,000 miles per hour.

Why?

Because one of the Yandere girls was just right... in front of him.

"Sa~ Ku~ Ra~ Kun~?"

BANG!

And her head was split open. Soon, many more SWAT personnels arrived at the scene, they helped him get out and shook in relentless fear, he glanced at the dead body, in her hands was a bloody fork, while in the other was an equally bloody frying pan.

"Hey, HEY! KID! Wake up, don't look, I know it's hard, but just don't"

The SWAT dude had the decency to not let Sakura keep looking and blocked his vision as they brought him to the precinct to at least explain something about the murder house.

*

"So, those girls... just suddenly turned murderous? And, they just happen to shout your name after they were... put down"

Sakura was stopping himself from smacking straight through the metal table. He lied, but he lied so bad, it just seemed natural as heck for a 5 year old.

"Are you... withholding, no are you not letting us know something? By the way, that can also mean "withholding" as in stopping something from doing something"

"Huh?"

"No, nothing. You're still young so I thought it'd be cool to help you learn while I'm at it, heh"

"Oh"

Sakura was in the middle of thinking, was it worth to admit that he had probably all the reason why they would commit those murders? Sakura stared back at the weirdly wholesome old man and bit his lips in nervousness.

"They all... said they loved me. And, they also said that... the whole orphanage was in the way of the 4 battling for me and their undying love..."

The old man seemed to have his jaw slack open, right. There was such a thing as a casanova, but a 5 year old one who was so much of a pimp that 4 different girls were willing to commit mass homicide and die while shouting his name like he was some sort of ritual god? The old man was either going to shut up about and let the boy go to another orphanage, or he would have prove to the others that he wasn't crazy.

He stared at the boy's pink eyes. Everything about him was pink, pink natural hair, pink eyes, pinkish complexion, pinkish natural lips, and even skin that was pinkish white. Overall, he was the absolute meaning of Bishota.

"I'll... how about I adopt you?"

The old man mulled about it, he had a daughter, a year younger than the boy accordingly, his wife was caring and kind, she's also working as a teacher and day care personnel while going to charity events from time to time. And, she also had always wanted a Bishota son.

"Right, I'm going to adopt you, no questions"

Sakura felt a little good about that, he sure as absolutely fucking hell would not want to go back to any orphanage.

At all. And it was justified. Personally and publicly.

But, still. Sakura had to ask.

"Do you have a daughter?"

The old man stopped and wondered why the boy asked, like he promised himself, he was going to forget about somethings said in this place. So, the thought that his daughter was going to be a Yandere obsessed with her step big bro, did not, will not, and never would cross the wholesome old man's mind.

"Yes"

Sakura was going to die.

A tiny icon appeared at the bottom of his screen, as expected, his system was a bit unusual.

The icon was of a girl who had a knife, and the number 1 at the bottom right to denote something.

Yes, just like buffs and stuff in games.

By staring at it, Sakura could see what the skill was and why.

[Yandere Attractor - Passively attracts Yanderes and they will feel undying love to you in a matter of weeks. Current Yandere Count: 1]

Sakura was going to die.