Chapter 48: It's Time To S-S-S-S-S-Sing

"Silver Chariot?" He Yi Ming was perplexed at first and then became overjoyed when he learned of its features.

From the outside, the Silver Chariot was only around the size of a bus, but due to space distortion formation, the inside was larger than a football field.

The inside was also furnished with a warehouse, dormitories, and even a dining room along with a stacked kitchen.

The most amazing feature was the mini Resurrection Hall that can revive up to three players every ten minutes.

If too many players die at the same time, the other players will have to queue up and wait for their resurrection.

This chariot was almost an essential item for a successfully Northern Expedition!

Players can ride the Silver Chariot to the Boundless Mountains Range and when they got tired of fighting, they can come back and rest up with plenty of food and rest.

Even in the case that they kick the bucket, they can also quickly revive in the mini Resurrection Hall inside of the Silver Chariot.

There was no need to respawn back at the sect and come running back.

It's just that the Silver Chariot requires at least ten spirit stones every hour for the formations to operate properly.

"Fortunately...I still have the five hundred spirit stones given to me by Nangong Li, otherwise, I will be in big trouble right now!" He Yi Ming keeps this favor in his mind.

Since the Silver Chariot was bounded to He Yi Ming, with a wave of his hand, the chariot disappeared into thin air and was stored in the system space.

"Disciples!" He Yi Ming walked out of the sect hall and calmly said.

"It's starting, it's finally starting!"

"I'm fully prepared! There is nothing stopping me from pulling an all-nighter!"

"Me two!"

"Me three!"

.....

The players were all fully geared up and ready, every one of them was bursting with excitement.

"Today, we will be venturing deep into the Boundless Mountain Range in the North! We will be experiencing bloody battles with the endless monsters, obtaining great treasure, and striving for advancement!" He Yi Ming gave a short speech, although the speech wasn't too long, the passion within the players was ignited.

At the base of the mountain, while the players were still thinking about how they will be reaching the Boundless Mountain Ranges, He Yi Ming calmly waved his hand and the Silver Chariot appeared out of thin air right before him.

(He Yi Ming: I've been preparing for this moment all day long!)

(TN: Sentences appearing in () are not in the original and are added on by me, skip it if you want, it won't affect the story. I added it since I like it in a novel I'm currently reading)

(And also, a lot of the OG name was changed by me since I felt like a direct translation sounded kind of bad, like Stardust will be Stars and Stardust Crusaders will be Stars Group and Luffy will be like King Luffy, these names work much better in Chinese and not so much in English.)

(And naturally, most of the jokes and memes are changed since a direct translation will never work, like 666 in English, it's the devil number but in Chinese, it's closer to POG/POGGER/Amazing)

And when the players enter the Silver Chariot, they were even more shocked by what they saw!

"Holy shit, WTF is this? POG!"

"Appraisal, apparently, this thing is called Silver Chariot, I never imagined we will be riding a car to the Boundless Mountain Range!"

"Shit, the inside space of this car is tens of times larger than the outside! How cool will it be if we have this space distortion technology on Earth?"

"Look, there is even a respawn point inside of the car!"

"Holy shit, what a big warehouse, let's store our rations in here!"

"This kitchen is amazing! You guys can bring back whatever meats you want and I'll prepare it for you!"

...

The players were all exhilarated and rushed to get on the Silver Chariot one after another.

"And off we go!" When all of the players enter the Silver Chariot, He Yi Ming quickly controlled the chariot and headed north!

As for leaving the Golden Flame Sect completely defenseless, He Yi Ming wasn't even one bit concerned!

After all, there was nothing valuable left in the Golden Flame Sect except for the Spirit Field, however, the Spirit Herbs haven't even matured yet so they are just as valuable as a blade of grass right now!

The Skill Tower was a system building and existences under Foundation Realm can't enter or destroy it at all!

As for an existence above Foundation Realm attacking...

Then it will be pointless even if he did stay and defend the sect!

So He Yi Ming was completely at ease and went out with all the players!

(He Yi Ming: You can't steal from me when I'm broke AF!)

Their final destination, the Boundless Mountain Ranges!

The Silver Chariot was very fast and quickly arrived at the outer area of the Boundless Mountain Range.

Sitting in the command room, due to the excellent soundproofing, He Yi Ming didn't know what the players were up to.

"They are about to enter life or death battles, even if they are players, I wonder if they are nervous at all, maybe I should give them a speech of encouragement..." He Yi Ming decided to go out and take a look

However, as soon as He Yi Ming opened the door, he was utterly speechless.

"It's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour!"

"That's right baby! Whoooow! Hey, give me five more Deep Sea King skewers!"

"Rip those clothes off! Let's go!"

(He Yi Ming: It's my fault thinking the players will even be scared!)

...

Outside, accompanying the loud music, the players let out shouts of excitement while they binged, drank, and danced with some idiot even stripping their clothes off while the other players not only didn't stop them, they were cheering them on from behind.

"Where in the world did they get this music from?" He Yi Ming turned his eyes.

In the corner, a young man ID The Prince of Music was playing music from a crudely made guitar and was beating two large drums by stepping on a pedal with his feet.

The guitar strings were made from the Deep Sea King tendons and the drum batter head was made from the Deep Sea King belly skin.

He Yi Ming must admit, using such a crudely made instrument, although the notes were sometimes off, under the masterful technique of The Prince of Music, the song still had a very nice rhythm to it.

"They really squeezed clean all the worth of the Deep Sea King corpse!" He Yi Ming felt a little sympathetic to the Deep Sea King.

"Deep Sea King's shitty pills are just poggers, you might not know this but it's over ten times more effective than the graphorn's shitty pills! Ah, such a pity, if the Deep Sea King had fully digested Noodle Bro, then I could have refined several more shitty pills from him!" At this time, the word of Farm Master deeply shocked He Yi Ming.

Could it be...did Farm Master not even spare the shit inside of Deep Sea King's belly?

Holy shit!

What an atrocity!

Truly nothing was left behind!

"Master is here!"

At this moment, an eagle eye player quickly spotted He Yi Ming.

"Disciples, we have arrived at the Boundless Mountain Ranges!" He Yi Ming suppressed his thoughts and slowly open his mouth.

"Holy shit, we're finally here!"

"My blade is thirsting for blood!"

"Hahaha, I can't wait to try out my new equipment!"

....

The players were full of confidence and did some last-minute preparation before assembling into groups.

"Although we're only at the outer area of the Boundless Mountain Range, there are still many monsters at the Spirit Realm, with weaker monsters gathering in groups! Occasionally, you may even encounter a powerful Late Stage of Spirit Realm monster!"

"Here is a distress signal stick I prepared for every one of you. If you ever encounter a dangerous situation you can't handle, just crush the stick and I will come to rescue you as fast as possible!" He Yi Ming said and took out a hundred small twigs.

He Yi Ming had infused these twigs with a bit of his spirit energy, so as soon as the players crush them, the energy within them will be released and a bright azure light will soar into the sky before exploding signaling He Yi Ming to their location.

You can think of it as a sort of isekai flare.

He Yi Ming will be patrolling in the sky above so that once a player launches a signal he can quickly come to their rescue.

After all, many players have leveled up their cultivation by quite a bit now, and every death is worth hundreds/thousands of contribution points, also since there is only the mini Resurrection Hall in the Silver Chariot if too many players die at once, the Mini Resurrection Hall might be easily clogged up.

"Wow, an SOS signal, first time seeing one!"

"Hehe, I need to be saved, HA, never!"

"UwU, Master take such good care of me, I'm so touched!"

....

Although some players said that they didn't want it, but their bodies were much more honest and all of them accepted the distress signal stick without exception.

"We will be heading over there! Let's go!"

"Then we will be going over there!"

"I'm going to make banks off of this event!"

...

Soon, the players randomly chose a direction and venture into the dense forest of the Boundless Mountain Ranges.

He Yi Ming mounted Brilliant Moon and slowly rose into the sky, about 30 meters above the ground, ready to rescue a player at a given notice.