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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!

Zi Yunxi · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
3175 Chs

The Crown Prince Eats Sh*t

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

After the banquet started, the ambience was especially peculiar.

The crown prince was silent, which made others afraid of talking casually, too.

Qin Guilu gave an artificial cough and respectfully reminded, "Your Highness."

The crown prince raised his head and looked at the two rows of guests seated below him. He nodded and said, "Today is Family Head Qin's birthday, so everyone need not be reserved. Let's start eating."

Everyone's expressions then relaxed, and they picked up their chopsticks, nonchalantly taking a bite.

Afterwards: …

"Ah, bleck, bleck."

"Bleck…"

"Puh?"

"Cough, cough!"

All sorts of strange spitting noises sounded from these aristocrat and patrician families' mouths.

Everyone looked speechlessly at the confounded Qin Guilu. They saw him try a taste too, and his face turned green!

He didn't know whether to spit it out or not now.