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My Crown Prince Consort Is a Firecracker!

A genius talisman practitioner is reborn as a seven-year-old girl! However, her innocent appearance belies her vicious personality. In the remote countryside, the Crown Prince runs into her, beating up her enemy. She is indifferent, but it’s love at first sight for the Crown Prince! “Not good, Your Highness the Crown Prince, Her Highness the Crown Prince Consort used an immobilization talisman on His Majesty the Emperor, and His Majesty is currently eating dirt in the main hall.” “Isn’t that normal? Who told that dog emperor to provoke my wife? I say it’s a job well done! Pour a bucket of ice water on him to cool him down!” “Your Highness the Crown Prince, it’s really not good this time! The great Crown Prince Consort threw out three explosion talismans and destroyed Noble Consort Zheng and her house!” A certain crown prince laughed madly. “Job well done! She’s truly my wife; she’s as awesome as always!” “Crown Prince, Crown Prince, it’s seriously bad this time! A beautiful man appeared in the great Crown Prince Consort’s room!” You got cuckolded again! The crown prince harshly picked up the handsome man half laying on her bed. “Who are you?” A certain consort replied with a stoic face. “I drew a deity-inviting talisman and summoned a venerable immortal of love.” “Get lost as soon as you finish fighting!” “Oh, sorry, it's easier to invite the devil in than to send him away!” I’m not leaving! Embark on this adventure of a little stoic who just wants to grow stronger and protect her family but unwittingly ends up with a merry company of troublemakers. A riveting cocktail of cultivation, zombies, and sci-fic!

Zi Yunxi · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
3175 Chs

Exceptional Good Looks Doesn't Exempt You from a Beating

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

"Little girl, you might be young, but your guts aren't small," the woman sneered. "Don't you know? Many people end up dying because they run their mouths off."

"Like you?" Qiao Mu crossed her arms across her chest and seemingly stood in front of the woman carelessly, but in actuality, she was completely on guard from head to toe.

The woman flew into a rage, and her sandalwood fan suddenly transformed into a sharp weapon, slapping toward Qiao Mu's mouth with a whoosh.

From the looks of it, this woman was fairly angry at Qiao Mu's offensively insulting mouth. Her brutal attack intended to shatter her mouth as well as knock out her tiny pearly teeth.

However, Qiao Mu was already prepared. Seeing the woman wave her hand, she nimbly dodged to the side. Her figure was very dainty, and her person was also very lithe.

The direction she dodged toward just happened to be where a burly man was standing.

The burly man fearfully watched as the sandalwood fan flew toward him and wanted to jump to the side, but he discovered that his body had uncontrollably frozen.

Furthermore, it was precisely this moment of hesitation that allowed the sandalwood fan to smack into his head, and with a clap, his head exploded like a smashed watermelon.

Qiao Mu smiled. The repetition talisman she tossed just now restricted the dummy's actions and helped her gain a tiny fragment of time.

This was enough!

In a flash, Qiao Mu had already appeared next to the youth tied to the withered tree.

Perhaps not expecting the little girl's actions and reaction time to be so fast, the youth's secretly moving hands paused.

"Quick, help me untie…"

Bang! A tiny fist imbued with quintuple strength slammed into his abdomen without hesitation or a hint of protective feelings for a beauty.

And so, the child's fierce punch sent the youth, beautiful like fine jade, heavily falling back with a bang, along with the snapped off part of the withered tree.

If the youth's current mood had to be described in three words, then it would unquestionably be "What the f*ck"…

My goodness! The youth was extremely piqued. In the entire country, from 80-year-olds to 8-year-olds, there was not a single female who could resist his smile, yet this youth was tragically "deflowered" by a darn girl.

If it were not for the ferocious punch that knocked his organs out of their places and caused his body to still faintly ache, he would seriously have to question whether he was dreaming just now!

This darn girl really attacked so ruthlessly!!!

However, this was currently not the best time for him to seek revenge against this d*mn brat. The youth struggled to climb up from the ground. His hands were still firmly tied behind his back to the withered tree, but a black bead the size of a pigeon egg appeared between his fingers.

He turned around and suddenly flung the black bead towards the dainty woman.

At the same time, he swiftly sprinted forward with a broken tree over his head. His back silhouette was extremely comical. It was as though he was carrying a flagpole on his back, but his running speed was not hindered in the slightest.

BOOM! Half of Hulan Mountain was woken up from this gigantic commotion.

Many villagers of Qiaotou Village frightfully ran out of their houses and looked up at Hulan Mountain, clueless about the situation.

"What was that?" Qiao Mu could not resist asking.

The youth turned his head in alarm and met her stoic face.

"You???" D*mn, she didn't faint from the turbulence just now even though she was completely unprepared? More than that, he was already running at the top of his speed, so how did this d*mn brat manage to catch up???