Squirrels
That's it.
I have tried everything. Well, not everything, but everything that I'm comfortable with doing.
Like setting up traps and stuff.
But who knew that cultivators didn't like cheese?
Jeez. If it were me, I would have eaten it no matter what. A little grass? Psshh. You should have seen me in my college years.
I would have caught squirrels if I weren't so energy-deprived… and if they weren't so fast.