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Murim Is Cringe

Beware the almighty 'Seer' who wanders the Murim. He knows all and sees all. The seer can predict the future and his predictions have never before been wrong. Those who heed his advice may be given a second chance while for all the others who don't... impeding doom awaits. The seer's words are absolute. How might you recognize him you ask...? There have been rumors of this man clad in black whose eyes shine a clean crimson glare right through his hermit hat when provoked. He is also rumored to be carrying a Demonic Sword. And if the rumors are to be believed he is actually quite young. P.S.: Yes, I am aware that the title might have turned out a bit inaccurate. Forgive this junior.

Neonkilz · Eastern
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246 Chs

Snorting Ashes

"Calm down, Cao Tang. It's fine."

"But there's a bunch of guys in black robes! I thought you were in trouble!"

"Just relax," the Seer said, his voice tired, as if he had dealt with this far too many times. "These guys are professionals."

Cao Tang hesitated, still unsure but trusting his friend's judgment. He let out a deep breath, watching as the figures around them remained motionless, blending with the shadows.

"Go ahead and snort the ash, Cao Tang," the Seer said, his face hidden beneath his mask, but the grim tone in his voice was clear.

Cao Tang stared at him, utterly confused. "You're telling me to snort dead body ash?"

"Yes. Go snort the dead body."

"Wh-wh-what the hell?! Are you crazy? I'm not doing that!"

The Seer sighed heavily, clearly growing frustrated. "What do you mean? I thought you were cool with stuff like this."