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Murim Is Cringe

Beware the almighty 'Seer' who wanders the Murim. He knows all and sees all. The seer can predict the future and his predictions have never before been wrong. Those who heed his advice may be given a second chance while for all the others who don't... impeding doom awaits. The seer's words are absolute. How might you recognize him you ask...? There have been rumors of this man clad in black whose eyes shine a clean crimson glare right through his hermit hat when provoked. He is also rumored to be carrying a Demonic Sword. And if the rumors are to be believed he is actually quite young. P.S.: Yes, I am aware that the title might have turned out a bit inaccurate. Forgive this junior.

Neonkilz · Eastern
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246 Chs

Nuisances

"O hohoho, he isn't lying, is he? Really doesn't remember. Well, I can't just tell him. Not for at least that would be such a waste, an utter and complete waste of such valuable information..."

"Alright, guess you got something good. Some other time, alright? I'll, for now," said the seer as he closed the door behind him.

He found Cao Tang still drunk and flirting with the girls on his way down and had to make a small stop on the third floor to slap him a few times and then drag him down the stairs as he flailed and resisted.

"No, I don't want to go home, blub blub."

Cao Tang was too drunk to resist the seer and could only be dragged away by him.

Cao Tang was trailed away through the streets by the seer until they came upon a run-down little shack where the doctor lived. The seer picked Cao Tang up and slammed him onto the table like how a tired employee throws his bag on the couch.

"Fix this," said the seer.