Murim Is Cringe
Beware the almighty 'Seer' who wanders the Murim. He knows all and sees all. The seer can predict the future and his predictions have never before been wrong. Those who heed his advice may be given a second chance while for all the others who don't... impeding doom awaits. The seer's words are absolute. How might you recognize him you ask...? There have been rumors of this man clad in black whose eyes shine a clean crimson glare right through his hermit hat when provoked. He is also rumored to be carrying a Demonic Sword. And if the rumors are to be believed he is actually quite young. P.S.: Yes, I am aware that the title might have turned out a bit inaccurate. Forgive this junior.
Mu'er Says Fuck You
"I so totally knew Neon wasn't his real name," exclaimed the eldest daughter of the Gu's.
"Now, now, girls, be careful. There is a steep slope over on this side," warned Miss Gu, catering to Muer.
"I can't say. This is a meaningless activity we should be talking about girl stuff, yes?" Ling Yue replied, getting pink, not just because of the water in the spring.
"We are talking girl stuff this is girl stuff," said the eldest daughter.
"You know, I don't think even Li Mie knows you are ahead," she whispered, pushing her weight and pulling her head as if to steer her into a corner.
Worthless, however, that was. Miss Gu showed up anyway.
"Sorry about that, what were you girls talking about..." she asked, sprouting out of the water.
"...guys," her daughter replied.
"Oh, but of course, you were. You know, back when I was young, I had sooo many suitors," Miss Gu bragged, but none of the girls were interested.