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Murim Is Cringe

Beware the almighty 'Seer' who wanders the Murim. He knows all and sees all. The seer can predict the future and his predictions have never before been wrong. Those who heed his advice may be given a second chance while for all the others who don't... impeding doom awaits. The seer's words are absolute. How might you recognize him you ask...? There have been rumors of this man clad in black whose eyes shine a clean crimson glare right through his hermit hat when provoked. He is also rumored to be carrying a Demonic Sword. And if the rumors are to be believed he is actually quite young. P.S.: Yes, I am aware that the title might have turned out a bit inaccurate. Forgive this junior.

Neonkilz · Eastern
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247 Chs

Lame Idiots=Fun

"Hah, idiot," the Seer climbed back down the tree.

"AARRARRGGGGHGHGHGHHHGHGAGH!"

Huen Shi lay there suffering in pain, missing a hand and all the muscles and skin on his face and chest.

"Ugh, still alive, I see," the Seer uttered.

||Ugh. That guy is way more competent and deserving of the woman than you, bastard. I swear I would defect to his side if I could, rather than stick around and help this sick mongrel.||

"SHUT UP AND HEAL ME, YOU MUTT!"

A black fluid arose atop Huen Shi's white but charred skull, and his right-hand wrist started healing him and regrowing his lost body parts.

||Beware that man also has an immortal weapon backing him, it seems. How envious of it...||

"Huen Shi, there seems to be some misunderstanding. I'm not doing this because I was ordered to; I genuinely like him, and I don't know what happened to Uncle, but it..." Ling Yue broke into a chat.